Stephen Brennan
@actingsteve.bsky.social
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Actor, writer, comic and creative type. Creative Learning Producer at Leeds Heritage Theatres. Company Manager at Certainty of Chance Theatre. Producer and host of @pubtheatre.bsky.social He/ him
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Going to bed realising I left some tupperware at work, and now I will dream of the perfect LinkedIn post where this is an allegory for not interviewing the best clients because the job description is only available in comic sans.
It has literally just occurred to me that this British Telecom advert from 1999 used ET because of the "ET/BT phone home pun"

Join me tomorrow as I realise that, in fact, Beanz has always meant Heinz.
It would be more so if you did
Physically. Mentally and spiritually, I was born 55.
I'm 9 days away from turning 40.

Feels like it might be time to admit defeat and read the instruction manual.
As the Titanic's resident deckchair organiser, I feel my craftsmanship has been unfairly maligned.
I have a list. Number 6 will amaze you.
Sunshine on Leith may be the greatest love song of all time.

God Only Knows is a close second.

Beyond that, it's all academic, really.
Admittedly, I'm not economist, but *we* decide this stuff, right? It's all made up. So why can't we just decide "fuck it, the world economy is going to be ace and everyone will have what they need."

I mean I know why. But the press reporting it like it's cold hard fact. Come on.
Remember Tron is the name of the creator not the monster.

He's called Jared Leto.
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STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
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We are looking for submissions for our next Pub Theatre event. This time the theme is Fun and Games. #writers #newwriting #theatre
Didn't you know that someone smugly pointing out irony to them is kryptonite to anti-migrant protesters? Which is ironic because Superman was...
An evening without cricket, tennis, or football. I... I guess I could talk to my family...
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A lot of the British media seem more concerned with people complaining about the genocide than the actual genocide itself.
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CALL OUT FOR SCRIPTS

We're hosting another Pub Theatre night and are on the lookout for short scripts inspired by the theme of Journeys.

Full details in the image
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With just under a week to go, it's time to announce the incredible line up for our next Pub Theatre event.
To get your tickets scan the QR code or click the link in the comments
Katherine Hepburn is my Spirit animal
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❗❗SUBMISSION DEADLINE EXTENDED❗❗

We're extending our submission deadline by a week. Send us your 5-minute monologues or duologues by Friday 16th May to [email protected]
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Annual reminder that St George never actually designed clothing for Asda
Remember to do the traditional April 23rd greeting today:

1: Happy St. George's Day
2: Is that today?

Then never speak to each other again
Absolutely, and as an insane billionaire, I will pay you... *checks notes*... really badly.