I'm in on the robot umpires with one caveat. They need to be like actual robots. I need to see Aaron Boone arguing with Johnny 5 over a bad call at the plate before he vaporizes him with a laser

Now streaming on @watchshouttv.bsky.social: "Big Fan"

Wrote for @bwdr.bsky.social about its seemingly prophetic insights into toxic fandom, the male loneliness epidemic, and the modern conception of political identity as one more form of team loyalty:

www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2021/04/14/b...

Now streaming on @watchshouttv.bsky.social: "Big Fan"

Wrote for @bwdr.bsky.social about its seemingly prophetic insights into toxic fandom, the male loneliness epidemic, and the modern conception of political identity as one more form of team loyalty:

www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2021/04/14/b...

Yes! I mean it's just crazy how fast they grow up over there

Wrote for @broadsoundmag.com about "Thunder Road" (2018), an overlooked gem of a film that deals with small town life, fathers and sons, surviving grief, and second chances:

broadsoundmag.com/2025/06/23/a...

Wrote for @broadsoundmag.com about "Thunder Road" (2018), an overlooked gem of a film that deals with small town life, fathers and sons, surviving grief, and second chances:

broadsoundmag.com/2025/06/23/a...

i'm like this because of my childhood. And some stuff that happened in my adulthood. plus some shit Thats going on right now ,

(Failed movie pitch)

So imagine like a ton of dalmatians. Like an absurd amount. I’m talking thirty, thirty five dalmatians.

I can never forget that ending. Stays with you like the Arctic wastes themselves.