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Adam
@adamfromphilly.bsky.social
Stranger from the internet. Married Dad. 44

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i'm gonna keep hanging out and making jokes, but I hope everyone understands the United States has fallen. it doesn't exist anymore. it's a land mass with 330 million people on it, but the United States was an idea and it's gone. I have no idea what's taking its place. go birds 🦅
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CARLOS ALCARAZ
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 AM
this might mentally destroy Zverev forever
a close up of a man 's face with a smile on it
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a smile on it
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I see folks talking about the midterms like Congress has any power with this current administration. they are laying the groundwork for him to stay beyond 2029
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 AM
vibeless death march to Rybakina-Sabalenka where I guess I’ll root for the sun. 🎾
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 AM
remember who you are Lorenzo Mussetti. Put the old man out to pasture. 🎾
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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[bearded pig boy voice] I would HOPE that these off duty officer would've received the SAME treatment as when they pepper spray clergy and tackle a 7 year old to the ground
Boo fucking hoo.
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Focusing on the wrong things like he’s not good enough to be in the Hall of Fame
@JonHeyman tweeted
Anyone who doesn’t vote for Buster Posey is focused on the wrong things

💬

@MLBNetwork “Buster Posey, I do believe will be a first-ballot Hall of Famer... In some ways [Jon] Lester's resume is even better than [Cole] Hamels.”

@jonmorosi looks ahead to the 2027 Hall of Fame
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@JonHeyman tweeted Anyone who doesn’t vote for Buster Posey is focused on the wrong things 💬 @MLBNetwork “Buster Posey, I do believe will be a first-ballot Hall of Famer... In some ways [Jon] Lester's resume is even better than [Cole] Hamels.” @jonmorosi looks ahead to the 2027 Hall of Fame
twitter.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 PM
New England Patriots: America’s Team!

(touches ear) oh that America, oh god, oh no… hide the silverware
Just watch -- you'll see. All of America is gonna be wearing Pats gear and cheering us on!
Don’t bet on it. No, really. Don’t bet on it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:23 AM
need a Denver pick 6
January 25, 2026 at 10:58 PM
59 days until opening day
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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eating a can of Campbell's tomato soup for lunch: normal, comforting

heating up an entire jar of Ragu Chunky and eating it with a spoon: concerning, possible cry for help

the line is somewhere between these two but no one knows where
January 25, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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here’s my impression of a democrat senator responding to a killer bee swarm in their house: “Bees must leave my kitchen. NOW.” [bees sting me to death]
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
can’t believe the mets guys are celebrating another offseason world series, will they ever learn? 40 years will do that to you
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
you, an idiot: standing at the gate 7 minutes until boarding with a group 6 ticket

me, an intellectual: sitting down, putting on my headphones, getting out my charge cord, about to 100% put my backpack in the overhead in front of the flight attendant telling me not to with a group 3 ticket
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
emergency meeting to rename them the Oilers before the Super Bowl
i’m sorry but the houston texans cannot play in a super bowl. that’s fake. that’s madden stuff
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
man sometimes I get busy in life and forget the president is a psychopath and then I get a meeting invite for a saturday zoom about european tariffs
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
uber driver listening to the fanatic 😔
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 PM
hey fintwt what’s the play for the collapse of the independent federal reserve? probably the same as the collapse of the united states right?
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Fire Nick Sirianni 🦅
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I have zero faith the eagles can drive down and score here. Prove me wrong. 🦅
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
eagles need to put this niners defense completely in the device and crush them
January 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
good morning and go birds 🦅
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 PM
reading this for the 146th time, huh?
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I had negative money after double jeopardy and had to leave before final jeopardy
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM