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Androo Downie

@adownie.bsky.social

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My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking. Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that. Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1m

I mean, none of it will matter anymore once we smelt the iron domes over our cities…

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 4m

I mean, it’s kind of hard to hide the smoldering rubble of what was once a city, isn’t it?

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11h

Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 3h

You know, with the amount of times General Berkholter and Major Hochstetter yell at Colonel Klink for his ineptitude, you’d think they’d hold fewer secret meetings and test less top secret, experimental equipment at Stallag 13…

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 6h

I love her

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 6h

Wait, don't we always need a cocktail?

I would say if you DIDN'T need one, it would be an indication that you are being held hostage.

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 6h

Well, after an exhaustive search on the part number, chip type, and supplier ID, I have determined that what you have there is either a Doogieflopper or a Thingamajig.

It's hard to be sure which without further testing.

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 7h

That sounds tasty

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 12h

Hey, good on you for doing it, even if doing it later than you should have.

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 13h

LOL, "Dirty Beastie" shampoo 😂

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 14h

Honestly, I’d put my money on the kids winning that round.

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 14h

That’s an actual rifle with a brass catcher on it.

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 14h

Personally “Lolly, Lolly get your adverbs here” is more my jam.

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 15h

In two weeks…

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 23h

No. I need towing capability

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 23h

No, they are asking if you are "finished"...

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

I add THC syrup to mine sometimes.

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

Wow: bringatrailer.com/listing/1979...

No Reserve: 1979 Buick Estate Wagon

Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1979 Buick Estate Wagon at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #214,350.

bringatrailer.com

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, that’s barely an appetizer. That couldn’t be 95% of my diet…

I’d at least need some soup, and maybe some bread to go with it.

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

Splitters!

You're worse than the People's Front of Judea!

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

I try to use my cards, particularly for international travel, as they generally get better exchange rates. But I do always bring a bit of cash, as well.

Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

Nah, I'm getting something older than they sell

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

Amusingly enough, I don't have one. It's basically like this one, but all black: www.carvana.com/vehicle/3910...

2017 Ram 1500 Crew Cab - Carvana

Used 2017 Ram 1500 Crew Cab Laramie Pickup 4D 5 1/2 ft for $28,590 with 76,598 miles. | Carvana

www.carvana.com

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, I know, but I didn't buy anything from them 😂

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

Is that a folded American flag shoved under their vest, too?

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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 1d

I just sold my pickup to Carvana. That was an incredibly easy process and they paid me $2,800 more than anywhere else was offering.

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