Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Sherman needs a CPAP
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sherman needs a CPAP
The middle house of my wife’s Christmas display doesn’t have lights on because the creepy clown killed everyone…
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The middle house of my wife’s Christmas display doesn’t have lights on because the creepy clown killed everyone…
Y’all… SHERMAN HAS A BLUE VELVET HOODIE!
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Y’all… SHERMAN HAS A BLUE VELVET HOODIE!
Me love you long time, Charlie Brown.
You're a dirty birdie, Charlie Brown.
(Lucy places a 2x4 between Charlie's ankles. Steps out for a moment.)
(Lucy places a 2x4 between Charlie's ankles. Steps out for a moment.)
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me love you long time, Charlie Brown.
🎵 Boats and Hoes! 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
🎵 Boats and Hoes! 🎶
Wow
we have fallen so far behind China in sick-ass water slides and I feel like nobody is talking about this
INSANE! 2-MILE GLASS Water Slide Ride Down the Mountain! | Longest Glass Water Slide in the World!
YouTube video by Attractions 360°
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Wow
I AM STILL A TINY PUPPY!
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I AM STILL A TINY PUPPY!
The worst part of home ownership is the unplanned maintenance side-quests.
Oh, you planned on finishing up that siding you’re working on? NO! Your wife has discovered a leaking bathroom drain which necessitates two trips to the hardware store, odd contortions of your body, and icky drain stuff!
Oh, you planned on finishing up that siding you’re working on? NO! Your wife has discovered a leaking bathroom drain which necessitates two trips to the hardware store, odd contortions of your body, and icky drain stuff!
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The worst part of home ownership is the unplanned maintenance side-quests.
Oh, you planned on finishing up that siding you’re working on? NO! Your wife has discovered a leaking bathroom drain which necessitates two trips to the hardware store, odd contortions of your body, and icky drain stuff!
Oh, you planned on finishing up that siding you’re working on? NO! Your wife has discovered a leaking bathroom drain which necessitates two trips to the hardware store, odd contortions of your body, and icky drain stuff!
I wonder if there was a porno made as a spoof of Rambo called, “Ramboner”
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I wonder if there was a porno made as a spoof of Rambo called, “Ramboner”
If you see this, QTP with a GIF of your favorite wild animal
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you see this, QTP with a GIF of your favorite wild animal
Pluribus is a trip
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pluribus is a trip
Okay, managed to get some work on the house done, get some cleaning done, and made dog food for the week.
A good day, to be sure
A good day, to be sure
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Okay, managed to get some work on the house done, get some cleaning done, and made dog food for the week.
A good day, to be sure
A good day, to be sure
So, how am I spending my Friday night?
Making dog food and cleaning.
Am I a party animal, or what?
Making dog food and cleaning.
Am I a party animal, or what?
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So, how am I spending my Friday night?
Making dog food and cleaning.
Am I a party animal, or what?
Making dog food and cleaning.
Am I a party animal, or what?
Cleaning is less annoying g once the edibles kick in.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Cleaning is less annoying g once the edibles kick in.
My wife is in “stamp around the house doing cleanup” mode.
I had to start the edibles early
I had to start the edibles early
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My wife is in “stamp around the house doing cleanup” mode.
I had to start the edibles early
I had to start the edibles early
Reposted by Androo Downie
Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.
So, I went and got acupuncture and those Chinese suction cups on my back at the VA today.
It was an initial consult, interesting process
It was an initial consult, interesting process
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
So, I went and got acupuncture and those Chinese suction cups on my back at the VA today.
It was an initial consult, interesting process
It was an initial consult, interesting process
“Pluribus” is wacky.
I like it
I like it
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Pluribus” is wacky.
I like it
I like it
I think I might invest in a track saw. After the holidays I need to make ~30 linear feet of 7' tall bookcases (plywood casework, solid shelves) and it would likely be more efficient than using the table saw.
Particularly since I only have a jobsite saw now.
Particularly since I only have a jobsite saw now.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I think I might invest in a track saw. After the holidays I need to make ~30 linear feet of 7' tall bookcases (plywood casework, solid shelves) and it would likely be more efficient than using the table saw.
Particularly since I only have a jobsite saw now.
Particularly since I only have a jobsite saw now.
Reposted by Androo Downie
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Time to head to the periodontist to finally get these sutures out.
Been so annoying the last few days.
Been so annoying the last few days.
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Time to head to the periodontist to finally get these sutures out.
Been so annoying the last few days.
Been so annoying the last few days.