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Zoey Handley
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Writer. Queenlord. Gaming hobbyist. Weird. Formerly at Destructoid. Editor of Maximum Utmost. Support me at http://ko-fi.com/adzuken. Find me at https://linktr.ee/adzuken.
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Zoey Handley @adzuken.bsky.social · Dec 20
Because some folks said they would dig it, I created a Maximum Utmost Steam Curator thing (and associated group if you're into that sort of thing). Only a few recommendations right now, but I'll be adding more when I'm bored. #blutoid

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Steam Curator: Maximum Utmost
Games for the boring-adverse. Recommended by Zoey Handley.
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Includes a bonus picture of Zero (my dog). #blutoid
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Reach for it. #blutoid
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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While doing research, I found a games media site that is 100% AI. The articles are ChatGPT spit, completely unedited. But the most bizarre part is the header images are AI-Generated. They don't use screenshots or PR hero shots, they just generate something, which results in Ootlaws Remastered.
It's... Ugh. It's an AI-generated header that is somehow supposed to depict the upcoming Outlaws + Handful of Missions: Remaster. It's a cowboy dude with a dumb looking pistol. There are cowdudes on horseback against a backdrop of explosions. It looks terrible, but the funniest part is that the logo is stylized to replace the U as a weird star symbol (I think it's supposed to be a sheriff's badge, but doesn't look like one), which makes it say "Ootlaws: Remastered."
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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#blutoid
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Turns out it did! #blutoid
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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#blutoid
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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It's funny how big Duke was as a character. Those were simpler times. #blutoid
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I made the mistake of looking something up on Steam Discussions, and now I have the brain pain. #blutoid
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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This is why dogs are better. They don't oppress the masses. #blutoid
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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#blutoid
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I think I saw a trailer of one of the movies once... #Blutoid
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Reminded today that "auto-battler" isn't another term for Twisted Metal-style vehicular combat and was disappointed. #blutoid
October 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I'm going to miss picking out these header images. #blutoid
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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#blutoid
October 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Learn about how people need to pee & also need air on this educational episode! @adzuken.bsky.social brings us the Total Recall NES game & later Tanya from TTWAV joins @tronknotts.bsky.social to talk about how it can be hard to play games & maintain responsibilities. open.spotify.com/episode/2mJN...
Maximum Utcast - 06 - This Podcast is Educational
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October 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? #blutoid
It's from Death of the Reprobate. The image is created from a collage of different classical paintings, but I wouldn't be able to cite which off the top of my head. Point is, two dudes are looking at a distraught looking woman lying in a pond. One dude says to the other, "My beloved wife-to-be is experiencing a temporary bout of womanly hysteria."
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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#blutoid
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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#blutoid
Three images from The Simpsons Season 4, Episode 13 "Selma's Choice." Marge is looking at VHS cases. Homer looks sick beside her wearing a "Foam Dome" hat with two bottles of pepto bismal attached. In the first frame, she says, "It's a game about cooking eggs for people in a dystopian apartment block." The next is homer saying, "Sounds great!" In the last frame, marge has the back of her hand against his forehead saying, "Oh, my god, you're delirious."
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Good news! It's a @tronknotts.bsky.social article, and he's out for blood!

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Grand Theft Auto 6 probably won’t be that important
“Is that an intentionally provocative headline?” you ask? Er, I guess. What’s more provocative to me personally, and the reason I wanted to write this, is the ugly idea that some games …
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October 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This is probably the best payoff of my stream of consciousness writing style yet. You can read how I make an association, research it, and confirm it in real-time (sort of) as part of the writing process. #blutoid
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I just played through Fresh Supply this year, so I will once again take credit for somehow manifesting this from the universe. Also, with Nightdive revisiting the Build Engine, we are one step closer to a William Shatner's Tek War remaster.
nightdivestudios.bsky.social Nightdive Studios @nightdivestudios.bsky.social · Sep 28
Refresh your supply of blood with our special release Blood: Refreshed Supply coming to PC and consoles later this year! 🩸
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Aw, geez. #blutoid
September 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I'm still going. #blutoid
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Here's something neat that landed in my inbox. #blutoid
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Nothing like a nice quiet drive. #blutoid
September 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM