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Lucifer
@afellomen.bsky.social
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*Distant sounds of senseless violence* Luc| He/Him| 27 He will ascend to the heavens Above the stars of god.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 15h
The Xfiles wants me to feel sooooooo bad for the US military right now, they're pulling out all the stops. Well I don't. I hate institutions that are about caring about things and also I'm English
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 15h
Hah. Loki falls for that one every time
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 15h
I want to watch more X Files what do you MEAN my TV stick can't connect to the WiFi
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 16h
Connie is maybe. Not the most objective on this matter.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 17h
"Can I take Connie with me?" actually he likes being in the shadow cage, he is being enriched by it. To Connie this is proof that he is touched by God
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18h
If any of you just saw me take upwards of five minutes to get the lid off my thermos, no you didn't
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18h
The way Emory has apparently jumped into having a brother with both feet and his whole entire ass, meanwhile Connie is already trying to work out a plausible deniability to get away with this slip of the tongue. (Do NOT let him get away with it)
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18h
I love the courage of some of these NPC's. Like sure, bud, you admit to having the clap on main.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18h
Sometimes I do a thing for a little bit of drama, as is my god given right.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18h
You're so welcome I gifted you all with that.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 19h
The return of "Just a dude, y'know?"
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 19h
We got talking about Old Shit
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 19h
Great news! Past me wrote down some thoughts and things I wanted to remember for the combat we left off in the middle of.
Bad news! None of that was what I actually planned to do on my rapidly impending turn.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 2d
I have to be so normal about this man
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 2d
my longest yeah boi ever
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 2d
AO3 do NOT fail me now you better have Mulder/Scully/Kyrcek waiting for me
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 2d
Nobody told me that Mulder's evil former partner Krycek has a whole arc where he becomes sad and wet and pathetic and keeps looking at Mulder with those big wet eyes and- yeah no I see why this was a ship.
afellomen.bsky.social Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 9d
Torn because politically I don't think any law enforcement officer should carry guns as a matter of course. On the other hand every time someone runs away from Mulder or Scully I do tell them to shoot said guy in the leg. It's a complex issue.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 2d
Thank u brain but I do not think that's true
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 2d
Clocks go back for the winter and I start getting such delightful thoughts as "My life would be immeasurably improved if I just fell into traffic and died right now"
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 3d
Sorry to anyone wanting me to be normal, I have read Paradise Lost again and I'm ready to fight God
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 4d
I need to stop having thoughts about my Ghoulsona when the people I talk to about my Ghoulsona are all sleeping or sick (and sleeping)
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 4d
From the valleys! I hope you're ready for my approximate knowledge of Welsh history
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 4d
I think he's *Welsh*
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 5d
Shocking development guys, I'm thinking of playing ANOTHER poet. Maybe this is finally my chance to play someone who can *dance*
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