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Lucifer
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*Distant sounds of senseless violence* Luc| He/Him| 27 He will ascend to the heavens Above the stars of god.
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The Xfiles wants me to feel sooooooo bad for the US military right now, they're pulling out all the stops. Well I don't. I hate institutions that are about caring about things and also I'm English
Hah. Loki falls for that one every time
I want to watch more X Files what do you MEAN my TV stick can't connect to the WiFi
Connie is maybe. Not the most objective on this matter.
"Can I take Connie with me?" actually he likes being in the shadow cage, he is being enriched by it. To Connie this is proof that he is touched by God
If any of you just saw me take upwards of five minutes to get the lid off my thermos, no you didn't
The way Emory has apparently jumped into having a brother with both feet and his whole entire ass, meanwhile Connie is already trying to work out a plausible deniability to get away with this slip of the tongue. (Do NOT let him get away with it)
I love the courage of some of these NPC's. Like sure, bud, you admit to having the clap on main.
Sometimes I do a thing for a little bit of drama, as is my god given right.
You're so welcome I gifted you all with that.
The return of "Just a dude, y'know?"
We got talking about Old Shit
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
Great news! Past me wrote down some thoughts and things I wanted to remember for the combat we left off in the middle of.
Bad news! None of that was what I actually planned to do on my rapidly impending turn.
I have to be so normal about this man
my longest yeah boi ever
AO3 do NOT fail me now you better have Mulder/Scully/Kyrcek waiting for me
Nobody told me that Mulder's evil former partner Krycek has a whole arc where he becomes sad and wet and pathetic and keeps looking at Mulder with those big wet eyes and- yeah no I see why this was a ship.
Torn because politically I don't think any law enforcement officer should carry guns as a matter of course. On the other hand every time someone runs away from Mulder or Scully I do tell them to shoot said guy in the leg. It's a complex issue.
Thank u brain but I do not think that's true
Clocks go back for the winter and I start getting such delightful thoughts as "My life would be immeasurably improved if I just fell into traffic and died right now"
Sorry to anyone wanting me to be normal, I have read Paradise Lost again and I'm ready to fight God
I need to stop having thoughts about my Ghoulsona when the people I talk to about my Ghoulsona are all sleeping or sick (and sleeping)
From the valleys! I hope you're ready for my approximate knowledge of Welsh history
Shocking development guys, I'm thinking of playing ANOTHER poet. Maybe this is finally my chance to play someone who can *dance*