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Lucifer
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*Distant sounds of senseless violence*
Luc| He/Him| 27
He will ascend to the heavens
Above the stars of god.
Pinned
It occurs to me that with how many angels I repost and my screen name, it's easy to mistake me for a gimmick account. Fear not, everyone. The only gimmick here is that I really named myself that in the meatspace.
What did I mean by this
I need to acquire a single ping pong ball and a sharpie marker
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Every friend group has at least one person who cannot recommend a single book. You ask them what you should read next, and they're like 'The Dying Stars' and you're like OK is that one book or- and they say 'oh it's book one of the dying sky trilogy, each of which is 19 books'
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The thing people who complain about Matcha don't tell you is that it doesn't taste of grass in the least. No. Matcha tastes like *cigarette ash* and misery.
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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i know what i need and i know what i want
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I give such good gifts and they always get the exact reactions I am hoping for
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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No no, that's not fan service I'm writing, it's me service.
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Alexandre Cabanel:
Study for an Angel in 'Paradise Lost' (1867)

#art #man #male
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Superheroing on This Fine Thursday
a cartoon of two spider-man standing in front of a nypd van
ALT: a cartoon of two spider-man standing in front of a nypd van
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Every single one of
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I finally found a sample size bottle of my white whale perfume. Once I start smelling like the world's most unsettling battlfield it's OVER for you bitches
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I need to acquire a single ping pong ball and a sharpie marker
December 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I love eating lemon drizzle cake because by the end of the slice my throat is in such a condition that I can BARELY swallow enough to eat the last few bites. Possibly this is a sign I should not eat lemon drizzle cake.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Balancing out the other week's ridiculous flight of ego by having another one this week but for the opposite gender. It is my yearly bout of "I can be a hot goth gf if I want to"
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For reasons I don't want to consider, I'm in a coffee shop at the crack of dawn (9:30AM) and I gotta say. None of these people are treating this barista like a person.
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Grace Petrie songs are great because they're very musically simple and that means I can actually be in tune. Rare occurence.
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sometimes something appears to be so much my shit that if it doesn't entirely deliver on its promise I *will* have to commit acts of untold violence.
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The former BBC Sherlock fan in me is having a GREAT time with the state of the knees of my jeans.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I love the things that setting books about the Victorian era choose to mention/leave out. On the one hand, this is the only book I've ever seen whichacknowledges Costermongers existing. On the other hand they neglected to mention the fact that Disraeli and Queen Victoria were best buds.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There's grim, and then there's spending an 8 hour shift thinking "I don't wanna die, I just want people to think I could've" on a loop. The fact that it's a song lyric does NOT make my mental health any better.
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
#LucifersDissertationThread (so that I can find this again. hopefully. maybe)
I had one job, and that job was to NOT lose the pdf with the history of Lucifer in English Literature. I failed at that job.
Idiot over here started looking at Masters degrees like that would make the problem better and not so much worse
I know art is ambiguous by design but I might have bitten off more than I can chew with my dissertation topic.
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Anyway! Nils knocked his camera over and then pointed sternly at it when he put it back up. He didn't think anyone saw, but I did.
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My Dad got me that stupid AI generated Ghost Advent Calendar which means I now need to acquire a Christmas tree to hang these little guys on
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It occurs to me that with how many angels I repost and my screen name, it's easy to mistake me for a gimmick account. Fear not, everyone. The only gimmick here is that I really named myself that in the meatspace.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM