AgaveBee
@agavebee.bsky.social
They/them, for I contain multitudes;
Artist? vegan, local library lurker, kitchen witch
Artist? vegan, local library lurker, kitchen witch
Turns out, I’m still *really sad* about a lot of things.
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Turns out, I’m still *really sad* about a lot of things.
Reposted by AgaveBee
I sit here waiting,
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse,
and as I sit here waiting,
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse
there are so many
emails I must respond to.
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse,
and as I sit here waiting,
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse
there are so many
emails I must respond to.
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I sit here waiting,
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse,
and as I sit here waiting,
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse
there are so many
emails I must respond to.
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse,
and as I sit here waiting,
waiting for the news
that as bad as things are
they have just become
catastrophically worse
there are so many
emails I must respond to.
This is where the echoes reach me
Loop back what my exes teach me
Shift gears spin wheels all too soon
“Your hands are shaking,” a wreck & ruin,
I wish I could say it won’t happen again
But that’s what I’d thought with all of them
So I’ll nod & smile & sip my drink—
Cover twitches with a wink.
Loop back what my exes teach me
Shift gears spin wheels all too soon
“Your hands are shaking,” a wreck & ruin,
I wish I could say it won’t happen again
But that’s what I’d thought with all of them
So I’ll nod & smile & sip my drink—
Cover twitches with a wink.
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
This is where the echoes reach me
Loop back what my exes teach me
Shift gears spin wheels all too soon
“Your hands are shaking,” a wreck & ruin,
I wish I could say it won’t happen again
But that’s what I’d thought with all of them
So I’ll nod & smile & sip my drink—
Cover twitches with a wink.
Loop back what my exes teach me
Shift gears spin wheels all too soon
“Your hands are shaking,” a wreck & ruin,
I wish I could say it won’t happen again
But that’s what I’d thought with all of them
So I’ll nod & smile & sip my drink—
Cover twitches with a wink.
Having lipedema is a waking nightmare in that the pain is nightmarish and also keeping me awake. Would be SO cool if they could come up with a cure real quick.
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Having lipedema is a waking nightmare in that the pain is nightmarish and also keeping me awake. Would be SO cool if they could come up with a cure real quick.
Reposted by AgaveBee
Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’
Being casually handed the things I had to beg for in my last relationship is a real mindfuck. Wdym I wasn’t unknowable or impossible to please? Wdym I wasn’t asking for the moon to be lassoed & brought down to me but only ever asked that we look up at her together? Wdym I’m not invisible? Fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Being casually handed the things I had to beg for in my last relationship is a real mindfuck. Wdym I wasn’t unknowable or impossible to please? Wdym I wasn’t asking for the moon to be lassoed & brought down to me but only ever asked that we look up at her together? Wdym I’m not invisible? Fuck.
Reposted by AgaveBee
writing is so funny because you think wow I hope people read this thing I made but also oh no what if people read it
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
writing is so funny because you think wow I hope people read this thing I made but also oh no what if people read it
😭
the air... perfect
just the lightness of breeze
to cool caress the skin
and I'm holding
your hand
there is the sound
of an occasional car
the balderdash
of children
crickets, stars,
the whispering of trees,
and beams
of the ever-loving moon
and time?
what of it?
what of it?
I am with you
#vss365
just the lightness of breeze
to cool caress the skin
and I'm holding
your hand
there is the sound
of an occasional car
the balderdash
of children
crickets, stars,
the whispering of trees,
and beams
of the ever-loving moon
and time?
what of it?
what of it?
I am with you
#vss365
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
😭
Reposted by AgaveBee
Wild is the world
Wise it is not
The hermit retreats
Far from it
No matter how spooked
We cannot
Someone’s got to stay
And tidy up
Clear the rubble
And rebuild
The children
They will need
New playgrounds
#vss365 #BraveWrite #poem #poetry
Wise it is not
The hermit retreats
Far from it
No matter how spooked
We cannot
Someone’s got to stay
And tidy up
Clear the rubble
And rebuild
The children
They will need
New playgrounds
#vss365 #BraveWrite #poem #poetry
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Wild is the world
Wise it is not
The hermit retreats
Far from it
No matter how spooked
We cannot
Someone’s got to stay
And tidy up
Clear the rubble
And rebuild
The children
They will need
New playgrounds
#vss365 #BraveWrite #poem #poetry
Wise it is not
The hermit retreats
Far from it
No matter how spooked
We cannot
Someone’s got to stay
And tidy up
Clear the rubble
And rebuild
The children
They will need
New playgrounds
#vss365 #BraveWrite #poem #poetry
Me, drinking pickle juice directly from the jar, it drips down my neck obscenely: yeah, no, I’m completely fine, why do you ask?!?!?!?!
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Me, drinking pickle juice directly from the jar, it drips down my neck obscenely: yeah, no, I’m completely fine, why do you ask?!?!?!?!
~ Let there be no confusion
I don’t miss you
I miss the delusion ~
I don’t miss you
I miss the delusion ~
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
~ Let there be no confusion
I don’t miss you
I miss the delusion ~
I don’t miss you
I miss the delusion ~
Reposted by AgaveBee
I do not believe that anyone, by virtue of their profession, should be allowed to kill
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I do not believe that anyone, by virtue of their profession, should be allowed to kill
You got away with murder
We all named it a “learning curve,”
Myself a slow learner
I gripped the wheel and didn’t swerve.
We all named it a “learning curve,”
Myself a slow learner
I gripped the wheel and didn’t swerve.
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You got away with murder
We all named it a “learning curve,”
Myself a slow learner
I gripped the wheel and didn’t swerve.
We all named it a “learning curve,”
Myself a slow learner
I gripped the wheel and didn’t swerve.
Me, in November: oh I’m not even thinking about dating until next year
Also me: *schedules a first date for January 1st*
Also me: *schedules a first date for January 1st*
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Me, in November: oh I’m not even thinking about dating until next year
Also me: *schedules a first date for January 1st*
Also me: *schedules a first date for January 1st*
Reposted by AgaveBee
Is he… y’know?
a poor pegging lubber
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Is he… y’know?
🥵
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🥵
Reposted by AgaveBee
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
🎵 “You’re at it again, you’re runnin’ the game!” 🎶
(Me @ me, because I’m running a game again!!!) #tomesandturts
(Me @ me, because I’m running a game again!!!) #tomesandturts
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🎵 “You’re at it again, you’re runnin’ the game!” 🎶
(Me @ me, because I’m running a game again!!!) #tomesandturts
(Me @ me, because I’m running a game again!!!) #tomesandturts
Reposted by AgaveBee
my empathy has limits
there is place I cannot inhabit
my mind cannot map
into yours
Don't you know
that loving you
wasn't a choice
or an option?
I just took a breath
and you were in my lungs
then in my blood
so why are there times
my heart aches
for just a kind word
but your lips
are numb
#vss365
there is place I cannot inhabit
my mind cannot map
into yours
Don't you know
that loving you
wasn't a choice
or an option?
I just took a breath
and you were in my lungs
then in my blood
so why are there times
my heart aches
for just a kind word
but your lips
are numb
#vss365
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my empathy has limits
there is place I cannot inhabit
my mind cannot map
into yours
Don't you know
that loving you
wasn't a choice
or an option?
I just took a breath
and you were in my lungs
then in my blood
so why are there times
my heart aches
for just a kind word
but your lips
are numb
#vss365
there is place I cannot inhabit
my mind cannot map
into yours
Don't you know
that loving you
wasn't a choice
or an option?
I just took a breath
and you were in my lungs
then in my blood
so why are there times
my heart aches
for just a kind word
but your lips
are numb
#vss365
“Living my best bachelor life!”
(Living in the guest room because my wife has COVID and they need the blackout curtains in our room more than I do)
(Living in the guest room because my wife has COVID and they need the blackout curtains in our room more than I do)
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“Living my best bachelor life!”
(Living in the guest room because my wife has COVID and they need the blackout curtains in our room more than I do)
(Living in the guest room because my wife has COVID and they need the blackout curtains in our room more than I do)
My life is so full of love and light it is sickening.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My life is so full of love and light it is sickening.
Covered in kisses,
Cake and cork,
I get so cozy,
Cuddled up close,
Cooried doon,
With cords and connection,
Cutely and calmly,
Quietly I cackle—
“Murder.”
#Andthatswhywedrink
(Been doing EVERYTHING, including falling asleep, to the soundtrack of ATWWD for a few months now & I love it so much)
Cake and cork,
I get so cozy,
Cuddled up close,
Cooried doon,
With cords and connection,
Cutely and calmly,
Quietly I cackle—
“Murder.”
#Andthatswhywedrink
(Been doing EVERYTHING, including falling asleep, to the soundtrack of ATWWD for a few months now & I love it so much)
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Covered in kisses,
Cake and cork,
I get so cozy,
Cuddled up close,
Cooried doon,
With cords and connection,
Cutely and calmly,
Quietly I cackle—
“Murder.”
#Andthatswhywedrink
(Been doing EVERYTHING, including falling asleep, to the soundtrack of ATWWD for a few months now & I love it so much)
Cake and cork,
I get so cozy,
Cuddled up close,
Cooried doon,
With cords and connection,
Cutely and calmly,
Quietly I cackle—
“Murder.”
#Andthatswhywedrink
(Been doing EVERYTHING, including falling asleep, to the soundtrack of ATWWD for a few months now & I love it so much)
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by AgaveBee
Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.