Sco-BriBri 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 but like GWENDOLYN FISTIE
@agentbriko1207.bsky.social
Not a human, 17 trillion thoughts and ideas mashed into one amalgamation of being.
Don't follow me. There's nothing of value here and I prefer to keep it that way.
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I have depression, so suicidal ideation content warning.
Don't follow me. There's nothing of value here and I prefer to keep it that way.
₍₍ (ง ˙ω˙)ว ⁾⁾
I have depression, so suicidal ideation content warning.
Pinned
(90s movie trailer voice) in a world where everything is illegal
ONE MAN
"Only you can save us!"
MUST SAVE THE WORLD
"You mean the world ends if--?"
"It's only you!"
BUT TO DO IT
"He'll be breaking every law we have!"
"ARREST HIM!"
HE'LL HAVE TO COMMIT THE ULTIMATE
SACRIFICE
"I have to, don't you see?"
"Only you can save us!"
MUST SAVE THE WORLD
"You mean the world ends if--?"
"It's only you!"
BUT TO DO IT
"He'll be breaking every law we have!"
"ARREST HIM!"
HE'LL HAVE TO COMMIT THE ULTIMATE
SACRIFICE
"I have to, don't you see?"
the sense of contentedness I get from seeing me own hands (shape and whatnot) but smol on a certain Louise in her last video is... is good. yeah.
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the sense of contentedness I get from seeing me own hands (shape and whatnot) but smol on a certain Louise in her last video is... is good. yeah.
you ever seen this gif of hulk hogan riding a motorcycle while a dude chucks a dog in a river
a man is riding a motorcycle on a sandy beach .
ALT: a man is riding a motorcycle on a sandy beach .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
you ever seen this gif of hulk hogan riding a motorcycle while a dude chucks a dog in a river
*sigh* people without batshit insane executive dysfunction don't understand how horrendous it is.
Yes, I could be doing one of 18 things right now to better myself but why am I not??
Uuuuuuuhugh kill meeeee ಥ‿ಥ
Yes, I could be doing one of 18 things right now to better myself but why am I not??
Uuuuuuuhugh kill meeeee ಥ‿ಥ
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
*sigh* people without batshit insane executive dysfunction don't understand how horrendous it is.
Yes, I could be doing one of 18 things right now to better myself but why am I not??
Uuuuuuuhugh kill meeeee ಥ‿ಥ
Yes, I could be doing one of 18 things right now to better myself but why am I not??
Uuuuuuuhugh kill meeeee ಥ‿ಥ
Bweeeeeeehhh
I remembered lost planet 2 existed
I remembered lost planet 2 existed
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Bweeeeeeehhh
I remembered lost planet 2 existed
I remembered lost planet 2 existed
When I was still customer serving, I like to refer to people as "friend."
JJST DONT SAY SIR OR MAAM TO PEOPLE. JUST DONT. NOBODY THINKS ANYTHING OF IT IF YOU DONT, AND IF YOU GET IT WRONG THEN HEY GUESS WHAT THATS FUCKING WORSE
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
When I was still customer serving, I like to refer to people as "friend."
I CAST SELF DESTRUCT
FIGHT
> ATTACK
> PUNCH BALLS
> SHOOT GUN
> MAGIC
> EXPLODING BALLS
> POISONBERRY BLAST
> SELF-DESTRUCT
> ATTACK
> PUNCH BALLS
> SHOOT GUN
> MAGIC
> EXPLODING BALLS
> POISONBERRY BLAST
> SELF-DESTRUCT
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I CAST SELF DESTRUCT
Please find it in your heart to punch me right in the teeth
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Please find it in your heart to punch me right in the teeth
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Movie you’ve seen more than 6 times
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Movie you’ve seen more than 6 times
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i'm still hungry
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i'm still hungry
nyx sneeeeeaks
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
nyx sneeeeeaks
nyx nyx nyx nyx
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
nyx nyx nyx nyx
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Too easy
Too easy
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Too easy
Too easy
I wish I was a cutie but I'm just a grossie
(*´-｀*)
(*´-｀*)
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wish I was a cutie but I'm just a grossie
(*´-｀*)
(*´-｀*)
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This sneaky git brought a shoota to the slugga fight.
#Warhammer40k #waaagh #orks40k #deathskulls #dakka
#Warhammer40k #waaagh #orks40k #deathskulls #dakka
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This sneaky git brought a shoota to the slugga fight.
#Warhammer40k #waaagh #orks40k #deathskulls #dakka
#Warhammer40k #waaagh #orks40k #deathskulls #dakka
One of my least favorite recjrring dreams where I'm in a kind of lab and escape with everyone.
Man in tube. Legless guy. Silent Hill spitter enemies reacing to sound. Everyone gets out. Run home. Jumpscared by a yellow bin on wheels but it's just a gardener.
Man in tube. Legless guy. Silent Hill spitter enemies reacing to sound. Everyone gets out. Run home. Jumpscared by a yellow bin on wheels but it's just a gardener.
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One of my least favorite recjrring dreams where I'm in a kind of lab and escape with everyone.
Man in tube. Legless guy. Silent Hill spitter enemies reacing to sound. Everyone gets out. Run home. Jumpscared by a yellow bin on wheels but it's just a gardener.
Man in tube. Legless guy. Silent Hill spitter enemies reacing to sound. Everyone gets out. Run home. Jumpscared by a yellow bin on wheels but it's just a gardener.
Space Quest (Game Chronology) - YouTube
In order of the games, not the order in which we played them!
youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I'm funny and cool 10/10 smams cool probably
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm funny and cool 10/10 smams cool probably
AAAYYY DIS GUYS EATIN BREAD OVA HERE WHATTA GABAGOOOOL
i'm the kind of guy who will eat some bread
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
AAAYYY DIS GUYS EATIN BREAD OVA HERE WHATTA GABAGOOOOL
Ye we are why
i just assume anyone from california is gay
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Ye we are why
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Picture of me and the staff who operate my Bsky account.
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Picture of me and the staff who operate my Bsky account.
Screaming pissing and shitting myself cuz the interwebs ain't working proper for night number 3 and I fucking hate it here.
Someone buy the house so I can retrieve my network equipment
Someone buy the house so I can retrieve my network equipment
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Screaming pissing and shitting myself cuz the interwebs ain't working proper for night number 3 and I fucking hate it here.
Someone buy the house so I can retrieve my network equipment
Someone buy the house so I can retrieve my network equipment
*rewatches old vine compilation for the 463837th time this week*
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
*rewatches old vine compilation for the 463837th time this week*
Kinda sad, not for me, but I've never really been big on family. Maybe I was a long time ago, but actual decades of transactional care, love, affection from my mother has soured me on the whole thing.
Why I'm better at tacking myself on to someone else's family ig.
┐(￣ ヘ￣)┌
Why I'm better at tacking myself on to someone else's family ig.
┐(￣ ヘ￣)┌
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Kinda sad, not for me, but I've never really been big on family. Maybe I was a long time ago, but actual decades of transactional care, love, affection from my mother has soured me on the whole thing.
Why I'm better at tacking myself on to someone else's family ig.
┐(￣ ヘ￣)┌
Why I'm better at tacking myself on to someone else's family ig.
┐(￣ ヘ￣)┌
Imma make some rice.
Tuna mayo... No nori sheets though. XC
Tuna mayo... No nori sheets though. XC
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Imma make some rice.
Tuna mayo... No nori sheets though. XC
Tuna mayo... No nori sheets though. XC