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@agentdaisy.bsky.social
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agentdaisy.bsky.social
It's a pot full of noodles you add water and microwave it and then you eat it.
agentajla.bsky.social
What is... Pot Noodle?
agentdaisy.bsky.social
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?
agentdaisy.bsky.social
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?
agentajla.bsky.social
What is this? This isn't your best work, Orson.
agentdaisy.bsky.social
I don't know where it is it's usually right there!
agentorson.bsky.social
Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf.

What's the search bar?
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Type into the search bar I said the search bar no the search bar the search bar type into the search bar
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Type into the search bar I said the search bar no the search bar the search bar type into the search bar
agentorson.bsky.social
HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?
agentdaisy.bsky.social
what's a word called with two meanings?
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Because YOU hate women? That makes zero sense.
universejumping.bsky.social
. . . This is only a guess, but:

This is probably why people aren't complimenting you, miss.
agentdaisy.bsky.social
He uhhhhhhh goes to another school.
agentajla.bsky.social
Really? What friend?
agentdaisy.bsky.social
NO!!!

anyway I'm HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND.
agentdaisy.bsky.social
So you hate women? I see.
universejumping.bsky.social
That's absolutely not what I said.
agentdaisy.bsky.social
So normally it looks like flaming hot dog shit???
agentdaisy.bsky.social
So normally it looks like flaming hot dog shit???
universejumping.bsky.social
Oh! Sorry, hold on! (Clears throat.) You look so cute in that outfit! And your hair! Probably the best I've ever seen it!
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Literally NONE OF YOU gonna comment on how cute I am here? What the fuck
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Literally NONE OF YOU gonna comment on how cute I am here? What the fuck
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Okay well for today's lesson we will be bringing out the DVD player. You're in luck.
agentdaisy.bsky.social
It's sacrificial.

I mean sentimental!
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Nice try Joel but no one is that disconnected from society.

You could ask someone from a fucking uncontacted tribe what the Matrix is and they'd tell you. It's 2010! Not 1998!
agentdaisy.bsky.social
Like the guy in the Matrix? Whoa.