Guy Mann, human being
@agentguymann.bsky.social
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Everyone laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no one's laughing now. | Roleplay | #AGENCY | mdni
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agentguymann.bsky.social
Liked.
agentajla.bsky.social
Going to like it on Guy's account and finding out he's already liked it.
agentguymann.bsky.social
yes, but... what's this?

it's getting away!
agentorson.bsky.social
Sir Dr. Mann, there is absolutely nothing I would love more right now. Do you have any more of those sandwiches we packed?
agentguymann.bsky.social
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
agentguymann.bsky.social
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
agentorson.bsky.social
I don't know what it is you're trying to show me, but I'm sure it's grand, Guy!
agentguymann.bsky.social
No?? I had one myself. Never failed me! Always reliable. Then it ran out of paper & wouldn't print any more.
agentorson.bsky.social
You don't see Telefax machines anymore. It's a grand shame.
agentguymann.bsky.social
It *will* need to be connected to the outlet for the electricity to get inside.
agentguymann.bsky.social
I *suppose* Orson & I can take a look at putting it back together...
agentguymann.bsky.social
It *will* need to be connected to the outlet for the electricity to get inside.
agentguymann.bsky.social
Relocating the photocopier is a great idea! The place feels like it's been spruced up already.

Good work! @agentdaisy.bsky.social
agentguymann.bsky.social
“We have a new pianist? You know I heard a joke once about a twelve inch pianist - but it's a little too long for now. Stay here. I'll make sure the coast is clear.”

A double thumbs up from Guy Mann, confidently clueless, marching ahead.
agentjoel.bsky.social
Spluttering out words, pointing behind him shakily. 'There's this, like, *living* briefcase in the parlor! On the piano! Look! It... Moved to touch me!'
agentguymann.bsky.social
He doesn't react.

“Okay!”
agentguymann.bsky.social
He doesn't react.

“Okay!”
agentjoel.bsky.social
Joel went running out of the parlor and ran right into @agentguymann.bsky.social. 'Dude, you have to come see this!!!'
agentguymann.bsky.social
Why certainly, I'll write you a check.
agentguymann.bsky.social
And a very happy July 4th to all of you at home!
agentguymann.bsky.social
The food on Earth ALL tastes!
universejumping.bsky.social
Thank you, sir! I love food that tastes!
agentguymann.bsky.social
Of course! Speak to Daisy about it, she's taking everyone's order.
agentguymann.bsky.social
I just want as many nachos as they can fit in the bag.
agentguymann.bsky.social
Of course! Speak to Daisy about it, she's taking everyone's order.
agentguymann.bsky.social
Just put it on my expenses account.
agentguymann.bsky.social
Correct!
universejumping.bsky.social
... ... ... food?
agentguymann.bsky.social
What the hey, since most of us survived, tacos on me!
agentguymann.bsky.social
What the hey, since most of us survived, tacos on me!
agentguymann.bsky.social
It means good eating!

Back home we would say, may these nutrients prolong and enrich your life. A beautiful sentiment...
agentguymann.bsky.social
Oh, is this yours? Here you go, Ajla. Bon appetit!
agentguymann.bsky.social
I can still enjoy the smell of the bread.