Lola
@akalola.bsky.social
Attorney, Trekkie, LOTR nerd, proud weirdo (the good and fun kind of weirdo, that is), and purveyor of sarcasm. Curiosity over fear.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Describe one of your favorite movies in the most misleading way possible.
Three men go fishing in a boat that isn’t big enough.
Three men go fishing in a boat that isn’t big enough.
Describe one of your favorite movies in the most misleading way possible.
Some scientists are asked to review a theme park.
Some scientists are asked to review a theme park.
Describe (one of) your favorite movie (s) in the most misleading way possible
A man and woman look at tornadoes
Twister (1996)
A man and woman look at tornadoes
Twister (1996)
June 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Describe one of your favorite movies in the most misleading way possible.
Three men go fishing in a boat that isn’t big enough.
Three men go fishing in a boat that isn’t big enough.
Tell me your pet’s name with a gif.
June 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Tell me your pet’s name with a gif.
Reposting because dems the rules.
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposting because dems the rules.
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
Get in, loser, we’re posting lock screens.
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Get in, loser, we’re posting lock screens.
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Love the perfect placement of these two posts in my feed! Thank you @annoyedobrien.bsky.social and @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Love the perfect placement of these two posts in my feed! Thank you @annoyedobrien.bsky.social and @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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To be a braggart is dishonorable, but sometimes we shy away from taking credit at the cost of our confidence. You need not brag to have pride in your deeds. You need not be arrogant to feel a sense of accomplishment. A true warrior seeks balance between humble and prideful.
November 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
To be a braggart is dishonorable, but sometimes we shy away from taking credit at the cost of our confidence. You need not brag to have pride in your deeds. You need not be arrogant to feel a sense of accomplishment. A true warrior seeks balance between humble and prideful.
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Here’s a pic of my German Shepherd looking like an absolute diva because why not
November 23, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Here’s a pic of my German Shepherd looking like an absolute diva because why not
Dear restaurants,
I should not have to pretend that I’m ordering takeout just so I can see what’s on your menu.
I should not have to pretend that I’m ordering takeout just so I can see what’s on your menu.
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Dear restaurants,
I should not have to pretend that I’m ordering takeout just so I can see what’s on your menu.
I should not have to pretend that I’m ordering takeout just so I can see what’s on your menu.
There is something very fun about the way Richard Hammond says “squirrel.”
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 AM
There is something very fun about the way Richard Hammond says “squirrel.”
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Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
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