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Akifu Toys

@akifutoys.bsky.social

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Let your inner wolf out, and let us help it howl! Just a couple of furries producing hand made and artisinal, platinum-cure silicone goods in Germany! We're here to help, and we don't bite... hard. www.Akifutoys.com

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 12

After escaping a local gravity well, we're happy to be flung to #Eurofurence!

We've got so, so much new technology in our cargo bay this year, and we can't wait to display our wares in the greatest international forum this side of the galactic cluster!

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 9d

The only acceptible vibe coding.

qdot @buttplug.engineer · 9d

it me

Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 9d

smart sex toy developer who's extremely irritated at having to explain what they mean by "vibe coding"

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 13d

We live ever on in hope.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 14d

We had a lot of toys left over from Eurofurence, stock will be listed somewhere soon!

...Look, we're a small company of two people, we're workin' on a new website and stuff but it everything takes a lot of time when you don't have additional help. That's why things tend to move kinda slow!

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 15d

sniff sniff sniff

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 16d

Well, that's fucked.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 16d

As Halloween draws closer, we want to give you a piece of advice borne from experience...

Don't fuck the pumpkin. It's not going to be as good as you think it is, it's gonna be too firm, kinda cold, and uncomfortable. It's just not worth it.

This has been a PSA.

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 16d

Absolutely do it.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 17d

The Designer is now safely back home in England, and so normal operations should resume as far as custom sculpting and other strange behind-the-scenes progress. Thank you again, everybody for giving him such a great time at #Eurofurence.

Now, onwards! Progress! New releases!

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 19d

Listen, you have to test out your suction cups SOMEHOW, and in our defence, a skylight only does so much in winter months. Why not make it multi-purpose?

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 19d

this is a picture of me also

Athanors (Lin) @buttoven.bsky.social · Jun 26

Heavy is the hand that draws the porn comics.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 19d

Sometimes I wonder what the strangest custom toy we're going to make is. Sure, some would argue that the meter-long earthworm or the 50cm Anubis foot were chart-toppers, but I have this sneaking suspicion that someone is sitting on a really unique shape... well, not literally.

Not yet, at least.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 20d

We can't reduce the tariff pricing that the US is forcing. It's just to find someone, anybody, who will actually ship to that country. Most services now just refuse, so any who are willing are going to hike their prices way up to cover the tariffs and scarcity of their service.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 20d

We're working on a new US-accepting shipping method, just bare with us for a little while until we've got it figured out. Until then, we're -trying- to get our social media a bit more active, so look forward to that!

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Chipy 🔞 @notchipy.bsky.social · 22d

I wanna take more of this cockk omggg~

Thanks @akifutoys.bsky.social for the XL Orun~ 🐾

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Chipy 🔞 @notchipy.bsky.social · 24d

I love sliding down his entire length~

Thanks again @akifutoys.bsky.social for the XL Orun! ❤️✨

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · 29d

We made it... Four long years at Eurofurence. What? DAYS?!

The gravity of all those lovely furries must have changed our perception of time! Thank you all for stopping by our table and making it a wonderful experience.

We'll be recovering for a while, but we'll be back at it soon enough! Phew!

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Sep 4

All together now; the squishies and cockrings are free!

Come on by!

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Sep 3

Damn, thanks for the heads up! For the record, it's just www.akifutoys.com.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Sep 3

We have arrived! We're excited to show off our dongs and CyberSpines tomorrow, as well as announcing an exciting new partnership. Stay tuned, and stay hydrated!

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 31

Custom commissions for specific designs and shapes and sizes are not uncommon to us now, and here's a perfect example! The customer wanted something with very specific measurements, and we are happy to oblige.

Want your own fully custom dong? https:/www.akifutoys.com

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 24

It's us! \o/ We ship out of Germany, and run Akifutoys.com and Gaudygryphon.com. We make all sorts of sex toys, both poured-to-order and fully custom one-offs. It's a lot of work, and a lot of fun!

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 24

...Postage prices to the USA will increase.

At least we'll be able to ship there again, but god only knows what kind of conditions and fuckery we're going to have to deal with.

We'll try to keep you posted, ha h a h a.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 24

It's postage day! That means we're shipping a bunch of packages off.

...Our American friends will have to wait a little longer, unfortunately. We have to figure out an alternative postal service to use, and while we can eat the costs of these packages going out (once we find a postal service)...

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 22

A lot of countries aren't even shipping domestic packages to the USA anymore. We're fortunate that Germany hasn't yet followed suit.

Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 22

Due to the new US tarrifs, USPS (via DHL) is no longer accepting international packages. We can still ship to the USA, but shipping costs are going to increase to adjust for having to use a new supplier and the mountain of paperwork we now have to fill out. Oh boy.

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Akifu Toys @akifutoys.bsky.social · Aug 12

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