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I flip bits.

Mostly bees; 2024 CA state champion knitter; “occasionally impressive”
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this whole thread is excellent.

in general: stop telling people not to do things you know they’re going to do!

if you want to be helpful, start by understanding what people are going to do, then give advice on how to do it as safely as possible.

abstinence-only security guidance doesn’t work.
I need people who don’t live in the Twin Cities to stop telling people not to join massive Signal groups right now. People are doing it. They’re going to keep doing it. Give them good advice about it.

The actually practical advice is don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t say in public
January 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Delete TikTok
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Fuck ice so hard
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The “feels like” temperature in Minneapolis is -34°C (-29.2°F). That’s so cold that Minneapolis might have considered closing the schools regardless because it’s too cold and the busses won’t start. And still people are out to stand up for their neighbors and protect their city from the invasion.
It's -20 in Minneapolis and organizers are in the streets before dawn getting ready for actions related to the general strike. They've had locals training out-of-town volunteers on how to prepare for and endure the cold. AND IT IS WORKING. THE STRIKE IS HAPPENING. THE CITY IS DOING THE DAMN THING...
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I have friends and family in the Great Lakes region, and no one is Okay. They’re just… consuming news and feeling worse.

We know doing something is better for your mental health than doing nothing; share me your resources for what people all the way out in the exurbs can do to help their neighbors.
January 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Taking this another direction: 🤔 I should have a phone tree.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.

Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Lotta hyperbolic-sounding numbers in some recent papers I’ve seen. For example: in a meta-analysis of 97 *million* people, infection with SARS-CoV-2 increased chance of new-onset autoimmune disorder (especially vascular & connective tissue) by 49%.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41452424/
Association between COVID-19 and New-Onset Autoimmune Diseases: Updated Systematic Review and Meta-Analysis of 97 Million Individuals - PubMed
SARS-CoV-2 infection may induce long-term immune dysregulation; however, its contribution to the development of autoimmune disease remains disputed. We aim to quantify the relative risk of new-onset autoimmune diseases following COVID-19 and its modifiers through a systematic review and meta-analysi …
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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I am still trying to recover from the emotional damage of 2016, all the other years since then are in a queue waiting to be processed.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Fuck yeah black panther party.
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
How many naps in one day is too many naps
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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January is always about 50 days long…
🧶 #knit
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Were I a trillionaire, I would end hunger and illness and need and then I would give the rest of my money to Lana and @lillywachowski.bsky.social to keep trying new things in the hopes they make something as inspired as Sense8
January 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Timeline cleanse:

oh no, Cheddar has been locked in the biscuit factory

(If you turn the volume all the way up you still won’t be able to hear his audible-to-me purrs but you might be able to hear Watson snores in the background)
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Given the repeated pleas I’ve see to stop posting the snuff videos, this is an appreciation post for all y’all I follow. I’ve read every skeet not caught by my own (pretty light-touch tbh) filters and have not seen a one.

***Do not force yourself to bear witness when you are already radicalized.***
January 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
One of these made me gasp audibly. It’s a cartoon, and cartoony. But it’s graphic.
Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)

1. Pat Bagley
January 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
In all the horrors, do not forget that we take care of each other. That meeting people with different backgrounds makes life more interesting. Don’t let them take our joy of connection. We are all brothers 🥹
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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Black mask smashy smashy is
not the **only** way to be anarchist

- Mutual aid
- Community self-defense
- Direct action
- …a diversity of tactics

Do what you can, in your place and within your means.
And support other people doing the things you can't or won't.

We need the whole damn toolbox!
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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the world is dark and full of terrors but free zine mail is dazzling and full of cheer!

1. go to forms.gle/1zpDmK93w2B9...
2. choose a zine
3. sit tight
4. do a little dance when the mailperson arrives!
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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The US is an aggressor nation run by a dictator who runs roughshod over the rule of law to suit his own whims.
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread

This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.

According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I again find myself grieving the web we once had. All the information in the world used to be available instantly, right at our fingertips.

Now search is so bad and slop is so prevalent that no result can be trusted unless it’s already a recognized publication. There’s no room for discovery.
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
There’s, like, extensive evidence that shows that hand writing things helps the brain to comprehend new information and think about problems (and therefore solve problems) better than any computer-assisted note taking can, including typing the same information.
dame.is dame @dame.is · 27d
it's not the same, but think about how many people can't write cursive anymore or whose handwriting skills have dropped off significantly because they type on a computer or iPhone screen instead of manually handwriting

it's an example of people favoring technology for its benefits over handwriting
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM