Kristi Payne
@akristipayne.bsky.social
She/her/hers,🏳️🌈/🏳️⚧️/✊🏿✊🏾ally, marketing VP, equestrian, free thinker, holder of regionally unpopular opinions. Roll tide.
I hate FB Marketplace buyers so gd much
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I hate FB Marketplace buyers so gd much
No, you should definitely park directly in front of me in the airport waiting lot in your huge SUV & keep your megawatt LED headlights on the entire time. Even/especially if you see me squinting and holding my hands in front of my eyes. Makes perfect sense. If I weren’t fucking blind now, I’d move.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
No, you should definitely park directly in front of me in the airport waiting lot in your huge SUV & keep your megawatt LED headlights on the entire time. Even/especially if you see me squinting and holding my hands in front of my eyes. Makes perfect sense. If I weren’t fucking blind now, I’d move.
Holy shit ok Duke!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Holy shit ok Duke!!!!!
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
Did I fucking stutter?
Duke don’t piss me off rn
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Did I fucking stutter?
Duke don’t piss me off rn
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Duke don’t piss me off rn
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
A very merry Fuck Ryan Day day to all who celebrate.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A very merry Fuck Ryan Day day to all who celebrate.
To add insult to football injury, my robot vacuum (Baby Got Vac) has apparently run over a stink bug somewhere in the direct vicinity of my side of the bed.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
To add insult to football injury, my robot vacuum (Baby Got Vac) has apparently run over a stink bug somewhere in the direct vicinity of my side of the bed.
I guess at least we confirmed we don’t belong in the playoffs before we ended up in the playoffs?
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I guess at least we confirmed we don’t belong in the playoffs before we ended up in the playoffs?
50% Simpson’s timidity, 50% shit playcalling? Idek anymore.
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
50% Simpson’s timidity, 50% shit playcalling? Idek anymore.
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Ryan Williams for a 5-yard gain.
a man is kneeling on the floor in a dance studio with the words center stage behind him
ALT: a man is kneeling on the floor in a dance studio with the words center stage behind him
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ryan Williams for a 5-yard gain.
Ty for fuck’s sake
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Ty for fuck’s sake
Ryan’s a master at escaping and avoiding sticky situations as long as he can catch and hang onto a ball. He’s been fun to watch again tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ryan’s a master at escaping and avoiding sticky situations as long as he can catch and hang onto a ball. He’s been fun to watch again tonight.
My god these commentators are insufferable.
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My god these commentators are insufferable.
Missed hold on the first play. Cool cool cool
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Missed hold on the first play. Cool cool cool
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"If you know what's good for you-" I'm gonna stop you right there man cause I don't actually
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"If you know what's good for you-" I'm gonna stop you right there man cause I don't actually
I made an ick face when this car pulled up but then started WHEEZING at how ridiculously appropriate the driver seemed when he got out.
50 year old guy stuffed into the outfit of a 15 year old boy, including the shoes. It’s perfect. No notes.
50 year old guy stuffed into the outfit of a 15 year old boy, including the shoes. It’s perfect. No notes.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I made an ick face when this car pulled up but then started WHEEZING at how ridiculously appropriate the driver seemed when he got out.
50 year old guy stuffed into the outfit of a 15 year old boy, including the shoes. It’s perfect. No notes.
50 year old guy stuffed into the outfit of a 15 year old boy, including the shoes. It’s perfect. No notes.
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I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
Men, you absolutely MUST refrain from jump-scaring your partners with unannounced drastic facial hair modifications. My partner is at DragonSteel Nexus this weekend and sent a photo of today’s cosplay that almost made me hurl my phone across the room.
He doesn’t look bad; I just wasn’t ready.
He doesn’t look bad; I just wasn’t ready.
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Men, you absolutely MUST refrain from jump-scaring your partners with unannounced drastic facial hair modifications. My partner is at DragonSteel Nexus this weekend and sent a photo of today’s cosplay that almost made me hurl my phone across the room.
He doesn’t look bad; I just wasn’t ready.
He doesn’t look bad; I just wasn’t ready.
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When all is done, the OU undergrad will have scored a 6 figure right-wing media contract, the higher ed press will still be talking about grading rubrics for conservative views, the trans grad student will still be getting death threats and have her life/job ruined. And everyone else will move on.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When all is done, the OU undergrad will have scored a 6 figure right-wing media contract, the higher ed press will still be talking about grading rubrics for conservative views, the trans grad student will still be getting death threats and have her life/job ruined. And everyone else will move on.
I’m a little surprised Megan isn’t on any of my top 5 lists this year but otherwise, this all tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m a little surprised Megan isn’t on any of my top 5 lists this year but otherwise, this all tracks.
That’s it, we can stop making new brews now. Time to shut ‘er down. We had a good run.
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
That’s it, we can stop making new brews now. Time to shut ‘er down. We had a good run.