Ben
@alephtwo.bsky.social
my only redeeming quality is my encyclopedic knowledge of mid 00's memes
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the phrase "putting my face against an anus and breathing deeply" (originally used to accurately describe the poor quality of gurren lagann episode 4) is something I think about now whenever I open social media for any reason. It rarely makes me happier and usually does the opposite
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
the phrase "putting my face against an anus and breathing deeply" (originally used to accurately describe the poor quality of gurren lagann episode 4) is something I think about now whenever I open social media for any reason. It rarely makes me happier and usually does the opposite
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She's taunting me.... 😡💢
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
She's taunting me.... 😡💢
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January 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Hearing of the ICE escalations, my son, Emoji Fortnite looked up from his calculus and paraphrased Cicero thus, "Non nobis solum nati sumus ortusque nostri partem finitimi vindicat."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hearing of the ICE escalations, my son, Emoji Fortnite looked up from his calculus and paraphrased Cicero thus, "Non nobis solum nati sumus ortusque nostri partem finitimi vindicat."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
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January 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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