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alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Alex
@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.1K following 2.2K posts
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️‍🌈 📍Chorley UK
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 7h
a man wearing a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
ALT: a man wearing a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 7h
Lewk 🙏
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 7h
a woman stands at a podium with the words pork markets written on it
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 7h
Watching the first ep.. Colour me unimpressed.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
Yous don't look old enough! Congratulations!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 9h
Oh no, the lord hath tested me, but the lord hath sent me wine 🙏
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 10h
Best dog ever!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 10h
Threw it a good number of times to be fetched with glee. Happy doggo.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 10h
Well fucking earned. 💁
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 11h
"oh hey! Brought you dis!"
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 21h
Yesssss!
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 22h
Mhmm
a man wearing a yellow hat is sitting in a crowd .
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 22h
He'd probably try to get Habeas Corpus deported.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 23h
Thankfully don't need to watch celebrity traitors. Every single fucking second of it has had an action replay on social media by now.
Couldnt Have Waited A Half Second I Cant Wait GIF
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 23h
It's almost as if there was a warning..
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 23h
Admittedly haven't listened to it yet. But that basically was me aged 14-16 🤣
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
AFI 🔥
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd with the words she does n't even go here below her
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
The other option was rap 🤣. There was a vote tbf, quite democratic for a bunch of hyper 11 year olds.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
Pure and Simple was our year 6 leavers song. Oh the memories.
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
New farmer fetish unlocked 😏
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
He's here tonight ladies and gents!
a man with glasses and a fake nose and mustache
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 1d
Excellent 👏
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