Alex
@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut.
Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️🌈 📍Chorley UK
Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️🌈 📍Chorley UK
I very much look forward to his Eulogy.
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I very much look forward to his Eulogy.
Those whiplash inducing moments are a lovely little thrill.
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Those whiplash inducing moments are a lovely little thrill.
You keep clicking those heels baby! 💃
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December 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You keep clicking those heels baby! 💃
And he's not even a year in..
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
And he's not even a year in..
Oooh love it. You'll have to share a link when it's out!
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oooh love it. You'll have to share a link when it's out!
Amazing!! Well done! 👏👏
Like a Seamus Heaney and Carol Ann Duffy Anthology?!
Like a Seamus Heaney and Carol Ann Duffy Anthology?!
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Amazing!! Well done! 👏👏
Like a Seamus Heaney and Carol Ann Duffy Anthology?!
Like a Seamus Heaney and Carol Ann Duffy Anthology?!
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December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I am a SLUT for marzipan.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I am a SLUT for marzipan.
And Jeffrey Dahmer is head of catering.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And Jeffrey Dahmer is head of catering.
Exactly why influencers boil my piss.
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Exactly why influencers boil my piss.
True! Bad ass tho. I still need an armchair and a little globe that opens up as a bar 💁🏼♀️
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
True! Bad ass tho. I still need an armchair and a little globe that opens up as a bar 💁🏼♀️
Happy Blanniversary! 🎂
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December 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Happy Blanniversary! 🎂
Not sure there's any rain left up there after the last few days! 😂
It's goin!
It's goin!
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Not sure there's any rain left up there after the last few days! 😂
It's goin!
It's goin!
Brollies out 😬
Or just get back in bed 😂
Or just get back in bed 😂
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Brollies out 😬
Or just get back in bed 😂
Or just get back in bed 😂
Shame I'm not there for work this week!
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Shame I'm not there for work this week!
Yeet 💁🏼♀️ 😂
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December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yeet 💁🏼♀️ 😂
The stair lift scene has me in stitches even now.
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The stair lift scene has me in stitches even now.