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Alex
@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut.

Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️‍🌈 📍Chorley UK
Little Christmas Lady. Cute reindeer antlers not shown. 🦌
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Fuck em up.
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
She's feelin' festive. How hoe hoe. 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Being abandoned for the evening.

Beer, Dominoes, and one of the best Christmas films it is! 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Festive, of course!
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Happy Monday.

Hope your day is going better than this shitty drizzle 💁🏼‍♀️🌧️
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Selfie
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Well. We've ended up here. 💃
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not superficial in the slightest.. but when you see an ex's new man and not only have they traded down, they've clearly raided the discount bin...
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not a dreadful commute this morning. Rather be on this plane like, but hey.

Happy Tuesday ✌️
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Matronly and shrill 😒
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Night 😴
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Another week, another hotel 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Send coffee x
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
She's on the work's Christmas party,💁🏼‍♀️
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Tax On, Tax Off.

God I'm fucking hilarious.
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I'd rather bring this shit back.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
These dark mornings can fuck off now please.
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Obligatory beautiful girl post 🐾🐶
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Rolled on that river 💃
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Just one more pint"
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Soundtrack for the day💃
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Oooh she's in London 💁.

And she's fucking knackered.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He's come to fix the boiler and I love him.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM