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Alex Karne
@alexkarne.com
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Cuban-American indie author trying to bring joy to the world. Currently working on becoming my best self. Loves writing Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs. Trans people are welcome here. www.alexkarne.com
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Aug 19
Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One
Amazon.com: Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One eBook : Karne, Alex: Kindle Store
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Aug 20
Alright! It looks like Magic Murder Cube Marine is off to a great start! Day two, and it's starting to climb. People really seem to like it! If you are into #litRPG #fantasy or #comedy help an indie author out, give it a read!

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
#booksky #kindle #books
A screenshot showing that Magic Murder Cube Marine is rising in the rankings for LitRPG, Military Fantasy and Humorous Fantasy
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Aug 19
Eventually! One is in the works, but I don't have a timeline yet, so I'll do an announcement when we're further along.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Aug 19
Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One
Amazon.com: Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One eBook : Karne, Alex: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
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AfterTheHavoc @afterthehavoc.blackskycomra.de · Aug 19
Hey #booksky, @alexkarne.com 's latest, Magic Murder Cube Marine, is on sale! (Yes, on Amazon, Royal Road has a deal with them, unfortunately).

If you want to read about a Marine given too much power and sent to ruin someone's fantasy setting, give it a read!

www.royalroad.com/amazon/B0FJG...
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The Shaggy Shepherd @theshaggyshepherd.bsky.social · Aug 9
Hear this, yall? Soul Guardian is on sale! I just finished it earlier and loved it. So charming and funny.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Aug 9
It actually just went on sale too, so your timing is impeccable.
Soul Guardian
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Things were going great for the demon Bael-Sharoth until a little girl summoned him to open a jar of tomato sauce. Now he's trapped in the human world along...
www.audible.com
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Aug 9
Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it.

www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
A promotion showing that Soul Guardian is on sale for 5.99 on audible.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Aug 9
Hello covid my old friend
I've come to cough with you again
Because a headache softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the fog that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Because this fucking virus
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Mango Media @mango-media.bsky.social · Jun 24
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons special edition hardcovers have arrived! Check out the kickstarter because this is the only chance to get these!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/btd...

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#booksky
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons Complete Collector's Edition Set
The Fan-Favorite Series, Now in Spellbinding Special Editions.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 24
Good stuff! We should chat or collaborate sometime. I'd be curious to talk about joint issues and lifting to see if your experiences mirror my own.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 24
Hells yeah! Followed.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 20
If you're thinking about packing a go bag, or a get home bag for your car, do it. Not because of zombies, but because accidents happen.

That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
ambersparks.bsky.social Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · Jun 19
Me watching every post-apocalyptic show or movie: That would be me, I would be a SURVIVOR
Also me: *thinks about making a go bag, sounds like too much work*
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 20
And the HPV vaccine helps prevent head and throat cancer in men. So, really everyone should get it.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 20
It might actually be the opposite. In terminal ballistics there's something called "neck" that is the time between entry and expansion. Once a bullet expands, it dumps energy and can more effectively wound.

In people that are very skinny, a bullet can "pencil through" without expansion.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 18
Ah yes, I feel like garbage but the question is, am I sick? Is my body rebelling because I'm on a diet? Or is something else going on?

Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 7
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that right now someone is googling "How many days is in a week?"
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · Jun 1
Swords are always great. But might I suggest the gateway drug, big ass knives? Or perhaps a wooden boken?

I'm fond of the OKC Cerberus but they are hard to find and have doubled in price.

Or maybe a nice carbon steel mora knife? Cheap and amazing.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 31
I just heard the term "Gymcel" for the first time today. And yeah, that sums up what I'm seeing with fitness influencers. This shit is problematic.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 30
Yeah. After I trashed my shoulder I suddenly became aware of barometric pressure changes.

It's better now. But that was rough.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 30
I just spent 2 weeks recovering from a back injury so I'm easing back into it. Who knew that people only had so many spoons?

I'm currently considering redoing or shelving book 4 because it needs a lot of work.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 30
Oh, he's terrible at most things. But I feel like he never would have made it out of the starting area if this was a video game.

Granted, he always relies on other people to carry him. Both in life and in games. So, perhaps he just sucks overall?
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 30
Ah! That makes sense. I'm currently writing three series with a 4th on the back burner and I'm like... this is a lot.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 30
Agreed. I've actually used under water basket weaving, and rope making. It's a super useful skill if you spend a lot of time outdoors.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 30
He can't be in a video game. Musk sucks at video games.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · May 30
My least favorite ones are the scammers who pretend to be fans.

I'll get a message on Royal Road or here, that says they loved Soul Guardian. And I know from the format that it's probably spam. But I reply so I don't alienate a genuine fan if I'm wrong.
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