Alfoldem
@alfoldem.bsky.social
Man Yoo and stuff 👋
And probably dog pics 🐶
And probably dog pics 🐶
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
Twice now the commentators have dragged up a stat "in a calendar year"
Why is this a thing 😡
#thingsthatgrindmygears
Why is this a thing 😡
#thingsthatgrindmygears
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Twice now the commentators have dragged up a stat "in a calendar year"
Why is this a thing 😡
#thingsthatgrindmygears
Why is this a thing 😡
#thingsthatgrindmygears
Just seen the line up 👀
Cunha first scorer 😂
Cunha first scorer 😂
5 days off and Utd up first on the footy, let's get this off to a good start.
Sesko first scorer, Utd win 2-1 👊🏼
Sesko first scorer, Utd win 2-1 👊🏼
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Just seen the line up 👀
Cunha first scorer 😂
Cunha first scorer 😂
5 days off and Utd up first on the footy, let's get this off to a good start.
Sesko first scorer, Utd win 2-1 👊🏼
Sesko first scorer, Utd win 2-1 👊🏼
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
5 days off and Utd up first on the footy, let's get this off to a good start.
Sesko first scorer, Utd win 2-1 👊🏼
Sesko first scorer, Utd win 2-1 👊🏼
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Getting chilly out there
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Getting chilly out there
Not scaring anyone 😂
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Not scaring anyone 😂
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Right then, Christmas is coming and my goosey ass is getting broke not fat, so:
Does anyone want to buy a used guitar pedal? Cheap cheap. All been on my board and gigged at some point, but didn't make the cut. DMs open for interested parties. Or any parties really, I do like a cake.
Does anyone want to buy a used guitar pedal? Cheap cheap. All been on my board and gigged at some point, but didn't make the cut. DMs open for interested parties. Or any parties really, I do like a cake.
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Right then, Christmas is coming and my goosey ass is getting broke not fat, so:
Does anyone want to buy a used guitar pedal? Cheap cheap. All been on my board and gigged at some point, but didn't make the cut. DMs open for interested parties. Or any parties really, I do like a cake.
Does anyone want to buy a used guitar pedal? Cheap cheap. All been on my board and gigged at some point, but didn't make the cut. DMs open for interested parties. Or any parties really, I do like a cake.
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Seen as Prince Andrew is back in the news I had to dip in and retrieve this from the other place, which I found funnier than I should have 😂
December 14, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Seen as Prince Andrew is back in the news I had to dip in and retrieve this from the other place, which I found funnier than I should have 😂
We shouldn't have to, but we could, carry one of Shaw or Dalot but to play them both at the same time is asking for trouble.
Sort it Utd 🙏🏼
Sort it Utd 🙏🏼
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We shouldn't have to, but we could, carry one of Shaw or Dalot but to play them both at the same time is asking for trouble.
Sort it Utd 🙏🏼
Sort it Utd 🙏🏼
Old Jinxy McFuckFace strikes again 😮💨
Could easily have been worse!
Could easily have been worse!
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Old Jinxy McFuckFace strikes again 😮💨
Could easily have been worse!
Could easily have been worse!
Utd really lucky, got a corner that shouldn't have been given and Case nods it in 😂
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Utd really lucky, got a corner that shouldn't have been given and Case nods it in 😂
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Imagining a situation room somewhere under Buckingham palace where they're sliding little figures of nobility and clergy around the country, trying not to let the paedophilia become too concentrated in one area
'Moving Andrew well away from Windsor was clearly felt the better option. More live, infantilising graphics as we have them.'
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Imagining a situation room somewhere under Buckingham palace where they're sliding little figures of nobility and clergy around the country, trying not to let the paedophilia become too concentrated in one area
This was 30yrs ago 🤯
Remember thinking who the fuck is this guy and what have I just seen 👍🏼
Remember thinking who the fuck is this guy and what have I just seen 👍🏼
Tony Yeboah's screamer vs Liverpool - Amazing volley goal
YouTube video by The GOAT
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This was 30yrs ago 🤯
Remember thinking who the fuck is this guy and what have I just seen 👍🏼
Remember thinking who the fuck is this guy and what have I just seen 👍🏼
🤌
Probably jinxing it but after the cracking result yesterday I forgot to check what games were on today and have just seen the city score 😂😂
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Probably jinxing it but after the cracking result yesterday I forgot to check what games were on today and have just seen the city score 😂😂
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Probably jinxing it but after the cracking result yesterday I forgot to check what games were on today and have just seen the city score 😂😂
Just seen the Liverpool score and I think I know the answer to this 😂
So, how many more wins on the bounce before it's "second half of the season" 😝
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just seen the Liverpool score and I think I know the answer to this 😂
So, how many more wins on the bounce before it's "second half of the season" 😝
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So, how many more wins on the bounce before it's "second half of the season" 😝
Did get a touch on that one 😂
Didn't see any touch on that Gary 😳
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Did get a touch on that one 😂
Didn't see any touch on that Gary 😳
October 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Didn't see any touch on that Gary 😳
You wouldn't think they'd been fighting all day 😂
Puppy energy is wearing thin for pooch #1, she wasn't having it today!
#dogsofbluesky
Puppy energy is wearing thin for pooch #1, she wasn't having it today!
#dogsofbluesky
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You wouldn't think they'd been fighting all day 😂
Puppy energy is wearing thin for pooch #1, she wasn't having it today!
#dogsofbluesky
Puppy energy is wearing thin for pooch #1, she wasn't having it today!
#dogsofbluesky
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October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
🚨🚨 Comms🚨🚨
Not seen a link yet but usual drill, in private browser window, paste the link and off you go, no X account needed.
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