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Ali_Analog
@alianalog.bsky.social
Creator. Curious. Cellist. Cat lover. Chronically anxious.
GoFundMe is one of the worst things to happen to society. I guarantee you if James Van Der Beek was an unknown brown guy, his wife would be strung up for claiming to be broke one month after buying a $4.7M ranch in Texas. #hypocrites #welfarequeens #MAGA #VanDerBeek #politics #gofundme #news
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
@johneclark.bsky.social included Alex in my Valentine’s flowers. 😭😭 Thank you so much sweetheart! I love you always! (I’m trying to figure out those unusual and lovely green roses!) #valentines #sunflowers
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Someday you will face God for real. You will have to explain to Him why you were the wolf in sheep’s clothing. You will be made to feel every hurt you inflicted here. You will judge yourself, which is the worst kind. And you will deserve every moment. #epstein #republicans #trump #christians #bondi
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Archie was lounging on my chest earlier and I took a snap of his eyes. #cats #cateyes #cutecats
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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After Sunday there's no football for like 6 months
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This country is turning into Bioshock: Infinite more and more each day.
#bioshock #trump #epstein #racists #pedophiles #hellinahandbasket #Finkton
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
@johneclark.bsky.social Are you kidding me? These guys! ❤️🤣🤣 #xtc

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_E6M...
XTC - Making Plans For Nigel (HQ Music Video)
YouTube video by Susan Revolving
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January 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Talked to an old high school friend who is now die-hard MAGA, loves Trump and ICE, and quoted the Bible while ranting about “DemoRats.” Then he got into his unhappy marriage, threesomes he used to have with his wife, and offered me dick pics. He’s a youth pastor by the way.
#areyoukiddingme #trump
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
That lady was hilarious. Plus she had legs for days. 😍 #maggiesmith #damemaggiesmith #carolburnett
#hilarious

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0iu...
Maggie Smith Convinces Tim Conway to Christen a Ship | The Carol Burnett Show Clip
YouTube video by The Carol Burnett Show Official
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January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
@johneclark.bsky.social Brother Archie and sister Amber. Twins always. 😍 #cats #cutecats
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Is this heaven? #CatThoughts
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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@alianalog.bsky.social just referred to it as the “pimento cheese game” and I cannot unsee it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Archie helping Amber out of the cabinet. (Footage by @johneclark.bsky.social) #cutecats #cats
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Making the traditional Thanksgiving day deep dish pizza.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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it is a privilege to be walked upon by the tiny feets of a kitty cat
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I've no interest whatsoever in baseball, but in this I'm supporting the Blue Jays. The fact that they're Geddy Lee's team is a factor too though.
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Parody is officially dead
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not a single trick or treater this year.😭🥺How are we gunna eat all this?? My pancreas is getting ready to go on strike! @johneclark.bsky.social #halloween #halloweencandy #candy #trickortreat #bummed
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM