Alistair
@alistairthethird.bsky.social
25 They/Them🇸🇰🏳️⚧️
Possum and Sega Dreamcast enthusiast. I post about video games and warhammer and wrestling and stuff. Post AI and I will block
“And yet we dance”
Possum and Sega Dreamcast enthusiast. I post about video games and warhammer and wrestling and stuff. Post AI and I will block
“And yet we dance”
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bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
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Kevin Knight I need you with a singles title before All In
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Kevin Knight I need you with a singles title before All In
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I'd say Claudio is the dad tbh because of his jokes.
Bryan is obviously the dead mom.
Bryan is obviously the dead mom.
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I'd say Claudio is the dad tbh because of his jokes.
Bryan is obviously the dead mom.
Bryan is obviously the dead mom.
I haven’t wanted someone to beat swerve this badly for a verrrrrrry long time
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I haven’t wanted someone to beat swerve this badly for a verrrrrrry long time
Kevin Knight should dethrone MJF
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Kevin Knight should dethrone MJF
THE👏ONE👏WE👏LOOK👏UP👏TO
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
THE👏ONE👏WE👏LOOK👏UP👏TO
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(4) If you are arrested, you simply must do the following:
- Identify yourself
- Prove or attest to your citizenship
- Invoke your 5th Amendment rights and demand your lawyer
- Literally do not say a single thing besides the above. Do not talk shit, do not mouth off. There's time for that yet.
- Identify yourself
- Prove or attest to your citizenship
- Invoke your 5th Amendment rights and demand your lawyer
- Literally do not say a single thing besides the above. Do not talk shit, do not mouth off. There's time for that yet.
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
(4) If you are arrested, you simply must do the following:
- Identify yourself
- Prove or attest to your citizenship
- Invoke your 5th Amendment rights and demand your lawyer
- Literally do not say a single thing besides the above. Do not talk shit, do not mouth off. There's time for that yet.
- Identify yourself
- Prove or attest to your citizenship
- Invoke your 5th Amendment rights and demand your lawyer
- Literally do not say a single thing besides the above. Do not talk shit, do not mouth off. There's time for that yet.
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(1) Get set up with an attorney before you go out, if at all possible. ICE has started asking if people they arrest have an attorney and, if they say no, denying access to the lawyers doing ad hoc jail support. Get a name and phone number. Memorize both of possible, write their number on your arm
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
(1) Get set up with an attorney before you go out, if at all possible. ICE has started asking if people they arrest have an attorney and, if they say no, denying access to the lawyers doing ad hoc jail support. Get a name and phone number. Memorize both of possible, write their number on your arm
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The people in front of the wheeler Yuta spot
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The people in front of the wheeler Yuta spot
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I like how networks are still so scared of intergender wrestling, meanwhile Marina just went toe to toe with Lance Archer and looked beast
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I like how networks are still so scared of intergender wrestling, meanwhile Marina just went toe to toe with Lance Archer and looked beast
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I wish I was as good at anything as Megan Bayne is at throwing people far distances. What a unique and useful skill. #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I wish I was as good at anything as Megan Bayne is at throwing people far distances. What a unique and useful skill. #AEWDynamite
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Jordan Oliver And Alec Price Officially Become All Elite #AEWDynamite
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Jordan Oliver and Alec Price Officially Become All Elite
Congratulations to the young, new tandem. All Elite Graphic Secured Last week, it was revealed at a Progress Wrestling event following MJF battling Alec Price, that MJF was sent there to scout Alec and Jordan Oliver, and offered them contracts to AEW. Of course, the independent standout duo accepted and they were in. But, you’re […]
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January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Jordan Oliver And Alec Price Officially Become All Elite #AEWDynamite
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ICE is writing secret memos claiming power to invade homes without warrants. They're using children as bait. They're killing.
Congressional Democrats are about to vote to increase their budget by $18 billion.
Call your House rep tonight. The vote may come tomorrow.
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Congressional Democrats are about to vote to increase their budget by $18 billion.
Call your House rep tonight. The vote may come tomorrow.
www.patreon.com/posts/148814...
CTA: $18 Billion More for ICE — WTF Are Congressional Dems Doing? | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
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January 22, 2026 at 2:21 AM
ICE is writing secret memos claiming power to invade homes without warrants. They're using children as bait. They're killing.
Congressional Democrats are about to vote to increase their budget by $18 billion.
Call your House rep tonight. The vote may come tomorrow.
www.patreon.com/posts/148814...
Congressional Democrats are about to vote to increase their budget by $18 billion.
Call your House rep tonight. The vote may come tomorrow.
www.patreon.com/posts/148814...
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Return of the King with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Return of the King with Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Kenny your poor ass
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Kenny your poor ass
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Kenny is doing this match with a broken frickin diverticulitis
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Kenny is doing this match with a broken frickin diverticulitis
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Okay, the helpbigstoke.com website is amazing. 🤼♂️
Help Big Stoke
He has been the victim of multiple assaults, unbridled HATE, and constant reminders that he gets NO HOES. Won't you find it in your heart to help?
helpbigstoke.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Okay, the helpbigstoke.com website is amazing. 🤼♂️
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January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Alec Price and Jordan Oliver time☺️
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Alec Price and Jordan Oliver time☺️
Can’t wait for Thekla to win a title
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Can’t wait for Thekla to win a title
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YEA SHOW HIM WHOS THE REAL WHITE BOY
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
YEA SHOW HIM WHOS THE REAL WHITE BOY