Alyssa *Witchy* Johnson πŸŽƒ
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Alyssa *Witchy* Johnson πŸŽƒ
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That sarcastic mom wondering about life and having fun with her family.
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Had a blast carving pumpkins with my son, Oscar. He helped with getting all the seeds out of his pumpkin. He did an awesome job.

Jack-o-Lantern theme is Shaun the Sheep - Farmageddon. Featuring Shaun and the Alien.
Today I branched out and went to one of those Montessori play group places. It was fun. Russell played well with the other kids. I’m proud to say I am a relaxed mom now. Mind you, it took everything in me not to lead a single-a-long, but my chill side prevailed.
Oh Fudge muffins! I am so so so sorry.
How many times a year is this at one of your events?
One thing that worked for my lovingly stubborn son was have him comb my hair first. Oscar’s turn than Mommy’s turn.

Of course my hair was a mess after but you win some you lose some.
Or the eye lashes freeze season in February.
Today taking it easy and running to Once upon a child to pick up Oscar’s next set of clothes. He is so tall! Size 5T, but he’s skinny so I have to find pants with drawstring.
Haha, yep. So many things they don’t cover in Seminary.

You are the building manager, the business manager, the events coordinator, the accountant.

Then you get to be a pastor.
I know, right? Poor autopsy techs being cursed. She just needs to be laid to rest.
How many times has your child changed their choice for Halloween costume?
They are talking to themselves mostly. I instantly blocked them and Pam.
@governorwalz.mn.gov Why is MN not a part of this?
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.

Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Today both my children are now toddlers. My youngest is now 1. It’s weird to think it’s been a year.

Baking chocolate cupcakes this afternoon.
You know it’s racism when…
Taking stock of outdoor winter jackets and snow pants for the boys. It’s funny how the fit in half the size they wear normally. Russell wears 18 months almost 24 months/2T. Snow jacket and pants are 12 months. I don’t get it.
I feel you but with butternut squash ravioli.
Whoops! I thought leftover tomato soup was marinara sauce. Didn’t realize it until after I added the meatballs. Turned out well with some extra Italian seasoning.
We watched the rest and while very good, we won’t be watching the rest with Oscar. He would love the orchestration in the final scene but the hazmat/doctor scene/death scene would be ALOT.

Also interesting to note, the movie does not show adult faces except the mom until the hazmat scene.