Allie Goertz
@alliegoertz.bsky.social
Writer, musician, former Editor at MAD Magazine.
My Nine Inch Nails cover album ‘Peeled Back’ is out now.
My Nine Inch Nails cover album ‘Peeled Back’ is out now.
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My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...
The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia
It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.
www.thenation.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...
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🎶”You all live in MEEE…”🎶
(Great night with friends and new family thanks @alliegoertz.bsky.social for the invite and excuse to look/act like a big yellow moron) #HappyBirthdayVicki
(Great night with friends and new family thanks @alliegoertz.bsky.social for the invite and excuse to look/act like a big yellow moron) #HappyBirthdayVicki
August 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
🎶”You all live in MEEE…”🎶
(Great night with friends and new family thanks @alliegoertz.bsky.social for the invite and excuse to look/act like a big yellow moron) #HappyBirthdayVicki
(Great night with friends and new family thanks @alliegoertz.bsky.social for the invite and excuse to look/act like a big yellow moron) #HappyBirthdayVicki
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
I think what I love most about Superman is that he’s basically Dale Cooper
July 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think what I love most about Superman is that he’s basically Dale Cooper
The truth is, I don’t trust people who don’t think Paul was at least a bit in love with John
June 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The truth is, I don’t trust people who don’t think Paul was at least a bit in love with John
If I haven’t replied to your texts it’s because I can’t stop thinking about how a GIANT WAVE sent Ellie to Scar island.
May 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If I haven’t replied to your texts it’s because I can’t stop thinking about how a GIANT WAVE sent Ellie to Scar island.
The ending of the Pee-Wee doc has me in tears. As a life-long Paul Reubens fan and defender, I am so appreciative that he got to share what he wanted to share with the world and I hope everyone listens.
May 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The ending of the Pee-Wee doc has me in tears. As a life-long Paul Reubens fan and defender, I am so appreciative that he got to share what he wanted to share with the world and I hope everyone listens.
I can’t believe it’s already almost the holidays*!
*Flag Day
*Flag Day
May 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I can’t believe it’s already almost the holidays*!
*Flag Day
*Flag Day
what I think I look like wearing a hat as a non hat wearer
May 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
what I think I look like wearing a hat as a non hat wearer
I would be quite the fool. An APRIL fool as it were
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would be quite the fool. An APRIL fool as it were
So excited for this!!!
Coyote vs Acme has been acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for distribution!
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.
April 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So excited for this!!!
normalize using your own record as a fashion accessory
March 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
normalize using your own record as a fashion accessory
Happy birthday @thejoelynch.bsky.social you beautiful buttercup!!
March 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy birthday @thejoelynch.bsky.social you beautiful buttercup!!
It’s Hollywood’s biggest night: my birthday 🎉 🎂
March 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It’s Hollywood’s biggest night: my birthday 🎉 🎂
I’m in this and get dunked on by the woman who plays Penny
Getting LOST is now available to rent or own on iTunes/Apple TV, Amazon Prime, Google play, Fandango at Home (Vudu), Youtube TV, and Worldwide on Vimeo. #LOST
Links at GettingLOSTdoc.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Avx...
Links at GettingLOSTdoc.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Avx...
Getting LOST | Now Available on V.O.D.
YouTube video by Getting LOST
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March 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m in this and get dunked on by the woman who plays Penny
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I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
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Of course I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the day Wayne’s World came out.
February 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Of course I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the day Wayne’s World came out.
🎵 Now doesn’t it make you feel wetter? 🎵
February 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🎵 Now doesn’t it make you feel wetter? 🎵
Hello! If you'd like to own Peeled Back on vinyl, there are only 25 copies left!
I’m donating 15% of each sale to Trevor Project whose work is so important right now. 🩷💙
Thanks for supporting indie artists! alliegoertz.bandcamp.com
I’m donating 15% of each sale to Trevor Project whose work is so important right now. 🩷💙
Thanks for supporting indie artists! alliegoertz.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hello! If you'd like to own Peeled Back on vinyl, there are only 25 copies left!
I’m donating 15% of each sale to Trevor Project whose work is so important right now. 🩷💙
Thanks for supporting indie artists! alliegoertz.bandcamp.com
I’m donating 15% of each sale to Trevor Project whose work is so important right now. 🩷💙
Thanks for supporting indie artists! alliegoertz.bandcamp.com
Steely Dan should cover Pet Name by TMBG and it pmo that they don’t
February 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Steely Dan should cover Pet Name by TMBG and it pmo that they don’t