Ally K.
@allykfern.bsky.social
Slinging drinks & writing sometimes. 28 in SoCal
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I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
the reality of writing a substack that literally nobody reads is that sometimes it's heart wrenching introspective content and sometimes it's a middle aged suburban mom food blog and sometimes it's a silly little short story. the rules are made up and nothing matters.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the reality of writing a substack that literally nobody reads is that sometimes it's heart wrenching introspective content and sometimes it's a middle aged suburban mom food blog and sometimes it's a silly little short story. the rules are made up and nothing matters.
the reality of living with a house full of my retiree family members is to coordinate anything we do together, i have to ask them individually, pretending with each one that they're the first one I talked to, while they then asked me if I asked the other ones, and then to see what they say.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the reality of living with a house full of my retiree family members is to coordinate anything we do together, i have to ask them individually, pretending with each one that they're the first one I talked to, while they then asked me if I asked the other ones, and then to see what they say.
girl lunching it today
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
girl lunching it today
someone said zohran and rama made the girlies shift from "boyfriends are embarrassing" to "power couples so chic" over the course of a week. no ma'am that is her husband, and also his face is also still not on her Instagram.
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
ALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
someone said zohran and rama made the girlies shift from "boyfriends are embarrassing" to "power couples so chic" over the course of a week. no ma'am that is her husband, and also his face is also still not on her Instagram.
it's crazy to think that I used to post daily on linkedin and attempted to springboard my writing career like that. little did I know that consuming linkedin content all day actively made me dumber and I will be working forever to undo that damage.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
it's crazy to think that I used to post daily on linkedin and attempted to springboard my writing career like that. little did I know that consuming linkedin content all day actively made me dumber and I will be working forever to undo that damage.
i'm really bad at social media. the majority of my followers are mutuals forged in the womens restroom of a bar hyping up each others' outfits and threatening to poison each others' boyfriends. i actually have no idea how to cultivate a purely online following.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i'm really bad at social media. the majority of my followers are mutuals forged in the womens restroom of a bar hyping up each others' outfits and threatening to poison each others' boyfriends. i actually have no idea how to cultivate a purely online following.
are there any creatives that feel something akin to inspiration overload, or fatigue? like is it just a subset of overconsuming low-tier content or is it something particular? is inspirational content inherently low tier? idk
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
are there any creatives that feel something akin to inspiration overload, or fatigue? like is it just a subset of overconsuming low-tier content or is it something particular? is inspirational content inherently low tier? idk
guy at my job came up to me and unceremoniously pointed out the star of david on my necklace, and asked if I was jewish. like no dude, my bad, I'm just super into astronomy tf
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
guy at my job came up to me and unceremoniously pointed out the star of david on my necklace, and asked if I was jewish. like no dude, my bad, I'm just super into astronomy tf
god i hate nothing more than forced attempted intimacy, what do you mean you're giving me a nickname and you've only known me for 5 minutes?
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
god i hate nothing more than forced attempted intimacy, what do you mean you're giving me a nickname and you've only known me for 5 minutes?
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Lindsey Boylan was the first whistleblower to come forward with sexual misconduct allegations against Andrew Cuomo.
Her accusations & those of 12 others were corroborated by the NY AG (and later by DOJ.) Cuomo resigned.
Now he has lost again, and this picture is as unabashed a joy as you'll see.
Her accusations & those of 12 others were corroborated by the NY AG (and later by DOJ.) Cuomo resigned.
Now he has lost again, and this picture is as unabashed a joy as you'll see.
Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Lindsey Boylan was the first whistleblower to come forward with sexual misconduct allegations against Andrew Cuomo.
Her accusations & those of 12 others were corroborated by the NY AG (and later by DOJ.) Cuomo resigned.
Now he has lost again, and this picture is as unabashed a joy as you'll see.
Her accusations & those of 12 others were corroborated by the NY AG (and later by DOJ.) Cuomo resigned.
Now he has lost again, and this picture is as unabashed a joy as you'll see.
I don't want to be an influencer or a socialite. I want to be a public intellectual and known menace getting drunk in a saloon while I argue about philosophy and religion with the handful of other ones.
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't want to be an influencer or a socialite. I want to be a public intellectual and known menace getting drunk in a saloon while I argue about philosophy and religion with the handful of other ones.
my best friend said my boyfriend looked like zohran and I was riding that high for weeks, but now I just saw a post that said zohran looks like the situation and I've come to the awful conclusion that my boyfriend also looks like the situation
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
my best friend said my boyfriend looked like zohran and I was riding that high for weeks, but now I just saw a post that said zohran looks like the situation and I've come to the awful conclusion that my boyfriend also looks like the situation
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The hottest girl you know right now is nursing an election night hangover. Please send her coffee and give her a kiss on the forehead.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The hottest girl you know right now is nursing an election night hangover. Please send her coffee and give her a kiss on the forehead.
every day people get laid off from important impactful and impressive jobs. +1 for the post-grad losers like me working at some desk somewhere
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
every day people get laid off from important impactful and impressive jobs. +1 for the post-grad losers like me working at some desk somewhere
wrote a substack post about meal prep and cockroaches that's actually about my abusive ex so this will be fun once it lands in the inboxes
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
wrote a substack post about meal prep and cockroaches that's actually about my abusive ex so this will be fun once it lands in the inboxes
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training my brain to create long form content again is not dissimilar to how one would attempt to do so with a cat. a cat with adhd and a drinking problem and far too much screen time.
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
training my brain to create long form content again is not dissimilar to how one would attempt to do so with a cat. a cat with adhd and a drinking problem and far too much screen time.
shitty first draft month here we go
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
shitty first draft month here we go
I misread this title at first as it being tuna sushi people got AT a diner and my first thought was "you deserve whatever happens to you if you're getting sushi at a diner"
The Major Tuna Recall That Sickened Over 400 Diners Across 28 States
The Major Tuna Recall That Sickened Over 400 Diners Across 28 States
Luckily, serious food recalls are a bit of a rarity, but this tuna recall from the early 2010s affected more than half of the states in America.
www.thetakeout.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I misread this title at first as it being tuna sushi people got AT a diner and my first thought was "you deserve whatever happens to you if you're getting sushi at a diner"
*me having a hard time posting because I don't think I have anything original to say*
*me absolutely gobbling the 37th think piece I've read today about the same topic in a slightly different tone nom nom nom*
*me absolutely gobbling the 37th think piece I've read today about the same topic in a slightly different tone nom nom nom*
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*me having a hard time posting because I don't think I have anything original to say*
*me absolutely gobbling the 37th think piece I've read today about the same topic in a slightly different tone nom nom nom*
*me absolutely gobbling the 37th think piece I've read today about the same topic in a slightly different tone nom nom nom*
I've become so jaded by AI and bots online, literally any content I come across is code until proven otherwise
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I've become so jaded by AI and bots online, literally any content I come across is code until proven otherwise
this is going to be the month that I WRITE MY BOOK and WORK ON MY SUBSTACK and TRACK MY READING and RESIST BRAINROT
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
this is going to be the month that I WRITE MY BOOK and WORK ON MY SUBSTACK and TRACK MY READING and RESIST BRAINROT