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AllySaurus
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Neurospicy ukulele-playing author 🇨🇦🍁. Content deleted after 60 days - social media is better when it’s ephemeral.
Up to a dozen of those dumbass AI generated emails that scrape my book and author pages on Amazon and probably my book too, to try to sell me author services. Latest one has a new twist, congratulating me on my series finale (it isn’t). But now I gotta go check Amazon lol
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My lock screen
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This feels like really functional advice, and it doesn’t make me seize up reading it.
As a historian, I can certify that we are in the bad times. But bad times eventually end.
In the meantime:
• Figure out a small way to help someone
• Figure out a small way to fight back
• Figure out a small place to find joy
• Figure out a small way to grow and thrive

And do it often.
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Seasonally appropriate bike 😁
October 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’ve decided my social media works best for me when it’s ephemeral. Oceans of history is just fodder for tech bosses behaving badly. So I’ve got 60 days of history here, working on getting there on FB.
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m deleting my history on FB and omg past me was way too chatty. (I don’t want to delete my account, which would be eons faster, because it’s useful for hyperlocal stuff. But this way is so painful.
September 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Rhythm and vacuum and anything Americans and Canadians are at spelling swords over.
Hello, I'm a professional author and I can never spell permanently or camouflage on the first try.

Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
lol I’m a literal fantasy author 🤣
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This.
This week's comic, inspired by a study showing that AI summaries on top of search results are dramatically cutting traffic to websites.
August 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
English muffin pizza in the new air fryer, on homemade GF English muffins. Dairy and dairy free versions. I feel very accomplished!
August 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m about to refinish a bookshelf I bought and people it is no longer safe to follow the info you find online unless you like toxic waste in your immediate vicinity omg.
August 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Follow the FB link to see a white indie author behaving appallingly badly, and the response nobody should need to make in 2025.
Everything about this video needs to be shouted from the top rope, in the air, and as the elbow drops. www.facebook.com/share/r/18gB...
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August 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Making silly noises on a Sunday.
August 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don’t post letters written by conservative politicians often - but this response by a local conservative MLA to a US state senator who apparently decided to invite all the politicians in Western Canada to join the US? (I have so many questions lol). www.facebook.com/share/p/1AEF...
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August 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Noodling in Am pentatonic and enjoying the resonance of my tenor ukulele.
August 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM