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Almost Clutch
@almostclutch.bsky.social
American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes. I basically just complain and make pizza.
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Optimism.
Sometimes I have to use twitter to find info from one specific person and holy fuck that place is still an unmitigated disaster.

Every tweet on any subject is filled with either rage bait or blatant hatred.

I find myself reading them for a couple minutes before remembering they are all bots.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’m dealing with this a lot today
My dyslexic ass reads this as macaroni stadium every time
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:

California Condor
Black Bear
Orca
Moose (at my apartment complex)
Turkey (also at my apartment complex)
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Carpet python
Rock wallaby
Wallaby
Kangaroo
Dingo
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Southern Brown Bandicoot
Western Quoll
Lesser Long-Eared Bat
Thorny Devil
Wobbegong
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
SOCCER
(in 24hrs)
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I stg my neighbor has been listening to this for 5 hours www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxI...
Bishop Bullwinkle Hell To Da Naw,Naw,Naw With Da Bicycle
YouTube video by Bishop Bullwinkle
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My brother asked when I was going to let him come visit today.

I had to explain to him that Im what you would call a "side character" and you dont just go to visit side characters at their home, they just show up for a weekend with a backpack and plans.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
in a "Why cant my music be 1000x louder" mood
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I havent opened Amazon in a long time.
Its very orange now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Also just found out the voice of spiderman is the kid from Dope and that makes a whole lotta sense.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
am testing my theory that theres no such thing as too much garlic
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
soccer is fuckin dumb
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
anyway fuck VAR
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I 4-1 love watching City get the shit kicked out of them
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
🤷‍♂️
socceroos? more like soccersnooze.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I see they have once again completely fucked youtube searching.
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Reposted by Almost Clutch
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
McKenzie Weinert spotted
What happened in the #GainbridgeSuperLeague on Saturday?

McKenzie Weinert had a goal and assist while Addie McCain also found the net as Lexington SC extended its undefeated start to 10 games with a 2-0 victory at Brooklyn FC.

Full Highlights -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=783l...
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
how ya gonna have a speaker system that shakes the entire complex but not pay for spotify premium
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
one last error before 1.0
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
its insane sienna saveska is just gonna show up in the squad one day
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
LETS GO
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I CANT WAIT TO BE SAD THEN HAPPY THEN SAD THEN HAPPY AGAIN
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
my prediction:
5-1
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
ELLA
IT'S OUR FIRST HOME GAME STARTING LINE UP!!!! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM