Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer, insufferable music nerd, fat bitch, bird enjoyer, doll collector, comic reader, fan of the Oxford comma
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Will Davison outqualified by the fucken yank Cindric lmao #RepcoSC #Supercars
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Will Davison outqualified by the fucken yank Cindric lmao #RepcoSC #Supercars
Imagine being this carefree
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Imagine being this carefree
I have moved on to Banksia Hill and Unit 18 in Casuarina Prison in Perth and this is somehow even more grim
Up at 1am writing yet another essay about the human rights abuses against those poor kids at Don Dale and it makes me so incredibly sad every time
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have moved on to Banksia Hill and Unit 18 in Casuarina Prison in Perth and this is somehow even more grim
Mum come pick me up now the Americans are trying to tell Australians that echidnas don't hatch from eggs
Mum come pick me up the fuckwit Americans are trying to tell Australians that this isn't a possum
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Mum come pick me up now the Americans are trying to tell Australians that echidnas don't hatch from eggs
In lieu of a proper eulogy I'd like John Cooper Clarke's Twat to be read at my funeral
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
In lieu of a proper eulogy I'd like John Cooper Clarke's Twat to be read at my funeral
Remember kiddies, your job as a towie *isn't* to write off cars with your truck, even if it is - in theory - an infinite money glitch
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Remember kiddies, your job as a towie *isn't* to write off cars with your truck, even if it is - in theory - an infinite money glitch
Ok seppo
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ok seppo
Extremely cursed marketplace find
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Extremely cursed marketplace find
"Chilli you need to stop being so angry all the time it's not a big deal" I say to myself and then immediately find every single coffee cup to have been put back in the cupboard unwashed
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Chilli you need to stop being so angry all the time it's not a big deal" I say to myself and then immediately find every single coffee cup to have been put back in the cupboard unwashed
I've been blessed with a best friend who is the manager at my local JB Hi-fi and her girlfriend who is the manager at my local QBD, held stock and staff discounts for days 🙌
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I've been blessed with a best friend who is the manager at my local JB Hi-fi and her girlfriend who is the manager at my local QBD, held stock and staff discounts for days 🙌
Up at 1am writing yet another essay about the human rights abuses against those poor kids at Don Dale and it makes me so incredibly sad every time
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Up at 1am writing yet another essay about the human rights abuses against those poor kids at Don Dale and it makes me so incredibly sad every time
My guy and I had matching mohawks in high school I fear marriage is redundant at this point
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
My guy and I had matching mohawks in high school I fear marriage is redundant at this point
Heard an American pronounce Uluru as Ooluhrooloo
a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Heard an American pronounce Uluru as Ooluhrooloo
Autistic baddie just like me fr 💅🏻
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Autistic baddie just like me fr 💅🏻
My fella's half way through season SIX of The Sopranos and just asked me if Steve Buscemi comes back
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
My fella's half way through season SIX of The Sopranos and just asked me if Steve Buscemi comes back
Soul-destroying that we will never get a criterion closet from David Lynch
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Soul-destroying that we will never get a criterion closet from David Lynch
I keep seeing posts along the lines of "I put off desexing my outside cat because I thought it wasn't necessary but she's had kittens and now I have SIX cats I can't possibly afford and all of the kittens are now at sexual maturity oopsie uwu"
If this is you, cat rescuers the world over hate you 🩷
If this is you, cat rescuers the world over hate you 🩷
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I keep seeing posts along the lines of "I put off desexing my outside cat because I thought it wasn't necessary but she's had kittens and now I have SIX cats I can't possibly afford and all of the kittens are now at sexual maturity oopsie uwu"
If this is you, cat rescuers the world over hate you 🩷
If this is you, cat rescuers the world over hate you 🩷
No I don't know why a Chrysler Pentastar-branded handbag has appeared on my dining table, yes I will be restoring it because it matches the Royal and I've NEVER seen anything like it before
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
No I don't know why a Chrysler Pentastar-branded handbag has appeared on my dining table, yes I will be restoring it because it matches the Royal and I've NEVER seen anything like it before
If my southern Adelaide friends could please continue pulling into my blind spot on the Southern Expressway, my truck will absolutely annihilate you without me knowing AND I'll get paid $$$ to tow your crumpled shitbox so really you're doing me a favour by being a fuckwit 🩷
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If my southern Adelaide friends could please continue pulling into my blind spot on the Southern Expressway, my truck will absolutely annihilate you without me knowing AND I'll get paid $$$ to tow your crumpled shitbox so really you're doing me a favour by being a fuckwit 🩷
If you told me this time last year that Mr Beast would build a theme park in Riyadh (hee hoo slavery we love human rights violations), honestly I'd probably believe you
two firefighters are sitting in the back of a truck and one of them says yeah that tracks
ALT: two firefighters are sitting in the back of a truck and one of them says yeah that tracks
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If you told me this time last year that Mr Beast would build a theme park in Riyadh (hee hoo slavery we love human rights violations), honestly I'd probably believe you
There are two sleepy lizards sunning themselves under my verandah rn 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
There are two sleepy lizards sunning themselves under my verandah rn 🥺
Why is every cleantok video a dumb American drowning their laminate floors until they're mouldy and then mixing bleach and floor cleaner
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Why is every cleantok video a dumb American drowning their laminate floors until they're mouldy and then mixing bleach and floor cleaner