You! Can! Leave! (parody)
@alphagay.bsky.social
A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
The #BelowDeckDownUnder #RHOSLC deserves an Emmy and a Golden Globe, or at least a FIFA award.
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The #BelowDeckDownUnder #RHOSLC deserves an Emmy and a Golden Globe, or at least a FIFA award.
I have to laugh at the scammers on Grindr. Telltale signs: studio quality photos (often with a dog), looking for honest committed relationships (girl, everyone wants dick or ass), but my favorite is Fazza from Dubai. Do you really think we are that stupid? cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/defaul...
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I have to laugh at the scammers on Grindr. Telltale signs: studio quality photos (often with a dog), looking for honest committed relationships (girl, everyone wants dick or ass), but my favorite is Fazza from Dubai. Do you really think we are that stupid? cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/defaul...
I have to say, I like Amanda on the show, even though she is annoying as fuck because there is no one I find more annoying than Kyle. At least Amanda gives me a bit of distraction. I'm looking forward to her second season. Can we retire Kyle now? #RHOBH
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I have to say, I like Amanda on the show, even though she is annoying as fuck because there is no one I find more annoying than Kyle. At least Amanda gives me a bit of distraction. I'm looking forward to her second season. Can we retire Kyle now? #RHOBH
Ugh. I forgot I was supposed to fast forward through Kyle/Mau scenes. Yeah, Kyle, your marriage broke up because you moved to a new house. It had nothing at all to do with you. #RHOBH
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Ugh. I forgot I was supposed to fast forward through Kyle/Mau scenes. Yeah, Kyle, your marriage broke up because you moved to a new house. It had nothing at all to do with you. #RHOBH
Rape and murder. Worse than I thought.
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Rape and murder. Worse than I thought.
I would like to take this opportunity to say "fuck you" to everyone who voted for Piggy and those who helped get him re-elected. You cannot say you didn't know. This is everyone from Jon Stewart to the bros, and of course all of the idiots who voted for him. Fuck you. Majorly.
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to say "fuck you" to everyone who voted for Piggy and those who helped get him re-elected. You cannot say you didn't know. This is everyone from Jon Stewart to the bros, and of course all of the idiots who voted for him. Fuck you. Majorly.
I'm going to need someone to sign up for the cousins' OF and provide screenshots so we can see what the uproar is about. #PumpRules
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I'm going to need someone to sign up for the cousins' OF and provide screenshots so we can see what the uproar is about. #PumpRules
I don't get the Heather Gay hate. And you can spare me, because I love her. I love all of the ladies on this show, even boring, drunk Meredith and crazy, narcissistic Lisa. This is a perfect cast. They all play a role in making it one of the best shows on TV (according to someone) #RHOSLC
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I don't get the Heather Gay hate. And you can spare me, because I love her. I love all of the ladies on this show, even boring, drunk Meredith and crazy, narcissistic Lisa. This is a perfect cast. They all play a role in making it one of the best shows on TV (according to someone) #RHOSLC
Release the #EpsteinFiles
We are now over a month since the deadline has passed to release the Epstein files, and considering what has happened in that month...
Whatever was in those files must be REALLY bad.
Whatever was in those files must be REALLY bad.
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Today would be a very good day to release the Epstein files. #Epsteinfiles
January 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Today would be a very good day to release the Epstein files. #Epsteinfiles
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I’m going to need all Italian-Americans to stop with the stupid gravy/sauce debate. And if you’re from NJ, same with pork roll/Taylor ham. #BelowDeckMed
a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with the words just stop below her
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with the words just stop below her
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January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I’m going to need all Italian-Americans to stop with the stupid gravy/sauce debate. And if you’re from NJ, same with pork roll/Taylor ham. #BelowDeckMed
Poor Angel - she really tried this season. You just can't win with Gizelle. She hazes every new girl, and if she senses weakness, she goes in for the kill. Angel should have thrown her off the trip at the first hint of defiance. #RHOP
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Poor Angel - she really tried this season. You just can't win with Gizelle. She hazes every new girl, and if she senses weakness, she goes in for the kill. Angel should have thrown her off the trip at the first hint of defiance. #RHOP
So the new #RHUGT was announced - Porsha, Vicki, Teresa, Luann, Gizelle, and Lisa Barlow (did I miss anyone?) - did Miami get snubbed? They are going to visit other cities and interact with other Bravolebs. Since I don't like most of the cast, the jury is still out for me.
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
So the new #RHUGT was announced - Porsha, Vicki, Teresa, Luann, Gizelle, and Lisa Barlow (did I miss anyone?) - did Miami get snubbed? They are going to visit other cities and interact with other Bravolebs. Since I don't like most of the cast, the jury is still out for me.
Now that people are being killed, I am having a hard time even thinking of speaking to my Fox-watching, Trump-supporting sister. I just can't ignore the fact that she supports this.
January 26, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Now that people are being killed, I am having a hard time even thinking of speaking to my Fox-watching, Trump-supporting sister. I just can't ignore the fact that she supports this.
Scenes that I automatically fast forward through these days - Austen and Craig #SouthernCharm anything involving Golnessa #ValleyPersianStyle #Shahs Kyle and Mauricio #RHOBH and most things involving Gizelle #RHOP My viewing time is significantly reduced @Bravo
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Scenes that I automatically fast forward through these days - Austen and Craig #SouthernCharm anything involving Golnessa #ValleyPersianStyle #Shahs Kyle and Mauricio #RHOBH and most things involving Gizelle #RHOP My viewing time is significantly reduced @Bravo
Fuck Trump
This is who ICE murdered. A VA nurse who dedicated his life to helping critically ill veterans.
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Fuck Trump
I will never look at some friends the same after this. Their silence feels like betrayal.
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I will never look at some friends the same after this. Their silence feels like betrayal.
I’m catching up on #PumpRules and it’s growing on me. As soon as I think one of them is an asshole, it turns out it’s the other person that is the asshole and then I think they are all assholes and then we fund out something really deep that explains who they are.
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I’m catching up on #PumpRules and it’s growing on me. As soon as I think one of them is an asshole, it turns out it’s the other person that is the asshole and then I think they are all assholes and then we fund out something really deep that explains who they are.