You! Can! Leave! (parody)
@alphagay.bsky.social
A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
Simone has rage issues and her boys can see when it is coming. I feel bad for them. #MarriedtoMed
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Simone has rage issues and her boys can see when it is coming. I feel bad for them. #MarriedtoMed
I think Simone wants to be invited into Quad’s bedroom with King because otherwise how did Quad shut her out? #MarriedtoMed
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I think Simone wants to be invited into Quad’s bedroom with King because otherwise how did Quad shut her out? #MarriedtoMed
I am so sick of Kyle. She is acting like the group is responsible for her lesbian breakup. They made a fucking video together! They taunted everyone. Just be honest! #RHOBH
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am so sick of Kyle. She is acting like the group is responsible for her lesbian breakup. They made a fucking video together! They taunted everyone. Just be honest! #RHOBH
I wanted to check out Chris’ Only Fans because it’s free but you still have to register with a credit card. Has anyone seen it? #PumpRules
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I wanted to check out Chris’ Only Fans because it’s free but you still have to register with a credit card. Has anyone seen it? #PumpRules
Craig needs to stop drinking. Period. He said he was an addict. He was right. And why are Sally and Charly even interested in him after seeing how he acted at that party? #SouthernCharm
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December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Craig needs to stop drinking. Period. He said he was an addict. He was right. And why are Sally and Charly even interested in him after seeing how he acted at that party? #SouthernCharm
Gizelle is full of shit. She was dogging Monique from day one. Monique has grown. Gizelle has not. She’s a miserable woman. I love Monique. #RHOP
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Gizelle is full of shit. She was dogging Monique from day one. Monique has grown. Gizelle has not. She’s a miserable woman. I love Monique. #RHOP
Pastor Holy Whore #RHOP
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December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pastor Holy Whore #RHOP
Seeing these flashbacks to the reunion with Monique and the binder I have one question - did Gizzie get her neck done? I forgot how bad it was. #RHOP
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December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Seeing these flashbacks to the reunion with Monique and the binder I have one question - did Gizzie get her neck done? I forgot how bad it was. #RHOP
Yes New York! This is what we need.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yes New York! This is what we need.
Is he dead yet?
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is he dead yet?
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m enjoying the new crew. Let the old people go to the Valley and have kids. It’s back! #PumpRules
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m enjoying the new crew. Let the old people go to the Valley and have kids. It’s back! #PumpRules
My handsome Nigerian carpet cleaner was 30 minutes late and kind of had an attitude because I didn’t meet him at the gate (I buzzed him in). Then he had to go get new equipment. My 9 am appointment started at 11. My two hour cleaning lasted 55 minutes. The tip I was planning on giving him is no more
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My handsome Nigerian carpet cleaner was 30 minutes late and kind of had an attitude because I didn’t meet him at the gate (I buzzed him in). Then he had to go get new equipment. My 9 am appointment started at 11. My two hour cleaning lasted 55 minutes. The tip I was planning on giving him is no more
Salt Lake City is killing it once again. Every side story has been so meaningful - Bronwyn and her family, Heather and the girls, Whitney and Justin. And now they are dressed in costumes so I know a fight is coming! #RHOSLC
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Salt Lake City is killing it once again. Every side story has been so meaningful - Bronwyn and her family, Heather and the girls, Whitney and Justin. And now they are dressed in costumes so I know a fight is coming! #RHOSLC
So Toya is mad that Dr Eugene is working a 5 hour drive away so that he can provide her the lifestyle she demands because she has to teach the boys how to take out the trash? She does not deserve him. #MarriedtoMedicine
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So Toya is mad that Dr Eugene is working a 5 hour drive away so that he can provide her the lifestyle she demands because she has to teach the boys how to take out the trash? She does not deserve him. #MarriedtoMedicine