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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · Nov 23

"𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆... 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅."

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Lots42 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 @lots42.bsky.social · 14h

I get the appeal of using AI generators to produce cool memes opposing Trump.

But please, don't.

Use IMGFLIP dot com to make your own memes.

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 13h

He was talking about needing 'The Ol' Mae West'.

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Gul Dukat @realguldukat.bsky.social · 23h

Temporal Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They “disappeared” my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird! #StarTrek #Sisko197

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 20h

NOW I NEED TO GROPE AROUND TO FIND A TORCH!

𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 1d

Why are you yelling?

How much have you drank so far, your helmet is perking?!

𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 1d

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks to a lot of encouragement from the online Trek community here, I've tried my hand at writing some DS9 smut. Wanna see what happens when the sexual tension between O'Brien and Bashir bubbles over after a racquetball match?

O'Brien Must Climax - StarTrekCC - Star Trek [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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Scougs the Spooky Cat @scougs.bsky.social · 2d

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 3d

How about we get you to the Infirmary...

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 4d

Oh dear

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 5d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 5d

Call up for a preauth on a medication or procedure?

Good luck!

claymation pirate meme:
text: How every insurance agent answers "Is this covered?"

pirate: Well yes, but actually no

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Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ @aaronrosspowell.com · 5d

Democrats should demand the firing of Stephen Miller as a condition for reopening the government.

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 5d

Big business is ok if you work or die, as long as they are making money

Quark @quark-rp.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t be Ridiculous!
I’m not taking away your health insurance..
I’m just not gonna pay for it

Quark facing a crowd of angry employees in his bar, lead by his brother Nog and Leeta

𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 5d

And I thought the Bell Riots were hell

Chalmers @acabpigs1775.bsky.social · 6d

@spacemonkie42.bsky.social

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 5d

MY DOCTOR: DON'T COME IN HERE, SHOWING YOUR ASS WITH A BUNCH OF NEW SYMPTOMS ME, COMIN IN HERE, SHOWING MY ASS, WITH A BUNCHO NEW SYMPTOMS

pic of john lennon walking all weird

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 5d

It's a colander!

𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 5d

Miles...why is there a colander on your head?!

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 5d

For what, for whom....the possibilities are endless!

𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 6d

It's important to always be prepared!!

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 6d

Where's Worf? I need help moving the barrels of lube to the Infirmary

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 6d

Enigmatic Dumpster Demon @Honeybrat1

How am I supposed to have kinky sex when my fucking joints sound like Rice Krispies

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · Sep 5

FUCK ICE

Indiana Jones, taking a short break from stealing Indigenous peoples’ artifacts, is punching nazis in the face, as he should.

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 6d

This isn't some trick like "The Wheelbarrow," was, right?

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 6d

SOUNDS GREAT!

Maybe there is a holosuite adventure we can play afterward!

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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛 @alteredmedicine.bsky.social · 8d

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Every Star Trek Card @everystartrekcard.bsky.social · 8d

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘌𝘭𝘪𝘮 𝘎𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘬
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭
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