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I like my schadenfreude with coffee and cream. I block bad people. WNBA/NBA/MLB/Soccer/Tennis/Occasional politics posts in EN/PT-BR.
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altmelissa.bsky.social
This game is going to be the antithesis of last night’s. Two homers already and it’s only the top of the second.
altmelissa.bsky.social
Tonight it’s “Go Cubbies!”
altmelissa.bsky.social
Vou afogar a tristeza cozinhando, lembrar que comer bem e o que você gosta também é autocuidado.
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
Jesus Christ! You took the wrong 79 year old!
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selfstyledsiren.bsky.social
"She is the dream actress that every director should have." —Gillian Armstrong

Rest in peace to the great Diane Keaton, fearless and unique, a dream actress indeed. 📷 Norman Seeff, Los Angeles, 1975
Black and white shot of Diane Keaton in a tank top with her hands behind her head. I like this photo for its simplicity; you can feel her personality.
altmelissa.bsky.social
Fiquei triste real oficial mesmo. Da última vez que tinha ficado triste assim com morte de artista tinha sido a Carrie Fisher.
Diane Keaton foi icônica demais.
altmelissa.bsky.social
Acabei de ver da Diane Keaton e que tristeza. Uma das melhores. RIP.
altmelissa.bsky.social
O Boca Juniors tem muita sorte de ter mãe e pai presentes, né?
Nisso não podem reclamar do Corinthians.
altmelissa.bsky.social
Tá divertidíssimo ver os americanos surtando com a base militar do Catar em Idaho.
“Como assim deixaram outro país ter base militar no nosso solo?”
São só eles que podem ter base militar na casa dos outros, pô, na deles é interferência estrangeira.
altmelissa.bsky.social
Eu vi isso no estádio umas duas vezes e todas as vezes eu passei mal de rir, é a coisa mais besta que tem e é o tipo de coisa que eu vou continuar rindo só de lembrar.
altmelissa.bsky.social
I knew the Mariners would win the moment they started the second salmon run
circlingseasports.bsky.social
Oh my god… Humpy just earned a win in the Mariners Salmon Run.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
altmelissa.bsky.social
I’m pretty sure that it was the second salmon run that sealed the deal for the Mariners.
altmelissa.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that I won’t be available to start game 1 of the ALCS for the Mariners.
altmelissa.bsky.social
Hoje vai ter maluco escalando a Space Needle
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jeffpasan.bsky.social
FINAL: Mariners 3, Tigers 2

The Seattle Mariners are headed to the ALCS for the first time since 2001 and will face Toronto after Jorge Polanco walked off Detroit in the 15th inning. It was the longest winner-takes-all playoff game in MLB history. Amazing night, amazing series.
altmelissa.bsky.social
Almost thought we’d get a walk-off walk here, but this was way better
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kenjennings.bsky.social
At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?
altmelissa.bsky.social
É como se dois times do Tite estivessem jogando um contra o outro
altmelissa.bsky.social
This is the worst best baseball game ever
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altmelissa.bsky.social
How many more chances can the Mariners waste until there’s nothing left?
The Blue Jays must be thrilled
altmelissa.bsky.social
Can we get a little plate discipline for a change?
altmelissa.bsky.social
Júlio needs therapy for that plate anxiety. He'll just be swinging at everything