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Can the AI bubble please just pop so we can get started on the NEXT tech bubble? And let the next one be as benign as fucking NFT’s.
When you’re coaching defense against Andy Kotelnicki and he runs the backup qb into the game, you can be 99% sure it’s a run play. It’s like a cheat code… that Andy just gives you!
The oxygen mask purposely isn’t covering Trump’s nose in his diarrhea plane animation because he famously loves to smell his own butt mud.
Currently watching three prominent series each with a character named Maeve. What the hell is going on?
Eventually all the fascists will end up on the wall. He should consider himself fortunate to only get a scratch on the head. Fix your heart, buddy boy.
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
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A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities
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An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago
“Street vendors sell food in NYC. Are there any items you WOULDN'T permit them to sell to hungry New Yorkers?"

“Ummm… rotten eggs… cyanide pills… wheat pennies… splintered 2x4’s… high school sophomores… snagged fishing lures… cumulonimbus clouds… existential dread… "
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
"I'm not sure what you're doing here.” Navarro said to himself, only to discover, to his horror, that he’d spoken the words aloud.
Q: In 2018, Trump imposed 25% tariffs on steel and aluminum. Two years later, there were 1,000 more steel workers and 75,000 fewer manufacturing workers in the sectors dependent on steel

PETER NAVARRO: I dispute those facts

Q: That's a Ball State study

NAVARRO: I'm not sure what you're doing here
It’s such a crazy coincidence that the questions that make Mike Johnson uncomfortable are on the exact topics he's unfamiliar with.
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
That was exactly what popped into my head.
The INSANE parades section of the NYC mayor debate is perfect fodder for @majorityreport.bsky.social's casual Friday.
“All parades matter."

“Invent a parade you would not attend.” is some wild shit, for real.
Worth watching. A line of questioning just as useless as asking a American mayor about US foreign policy.
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
I only saw the close-up replay once, but it looked to me like that second “tackler” dropped a forearm on Drew’s ankle. There was no attempt to wrap around his legs.
States and corporations. Created by people. Can be unmade by people.
Do better @jaketapper.bsky.social SHE'S NOT A REP UNTIL SHE'S SWORN IN.
We need to change Cogressional procedures if a duly elected representative can simply be banned from serving her constituents by the majority party in the House. Mike Johnson doesn’t get to ignore Grijalva’s voters.
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
This is fine, but if Karoline referred to them as “deplorables” it would sink Trump.

Just kidding! Republicans are allowed to shit on as many Americans as they want! And a Democrat can’t correctly label racists, sexist, and homophobes without being hounded by the “liberal” media! What a country!
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
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My husband’s ballot came in the mail. Mine did not. I looked into why and…

I was purged from the voting roll.

PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION.
Many of the Hitler admirers in these chats were in their 30s.
Vance on public outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues. Don't focus on what kids say in group chats... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they tell edgy, offensive jokes. That's what kids do."
I spent a full 5 seconds thinking this was a still from a Paddington movie.
Same, possums, same.