Amanda Lorian 🍉
@amandadoesstuff.bsky.social
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nice to know what im missing at least
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
nice to know what im missing at least
I accidentally went on Facebook & it was a nightmare:
Family photo
AI slop
Dog
Ad
Rant about the medical system
Company event announcement
Couple photo
Ad
Friend is competing on that Mr. Beast show
Family photo
AI slop
Dog
Ad
Rant about the medical system
Company event announcement
Couple photo
Ad
Friend is competing on that Mr. Beast show
January 2, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I accidentally went on Facebook & it was a nightmare:
Family photo
AI slop
Dog
Ad
Rant about the medical system
Company event announcement
Couple photo
Ad
Friend is competing on that Mr. Beast show
Family photo
AI slop
Dog
Ad
Rant about the medical system
Company event announcement
Couple photo
Ad
Friend is competing on that Mr. Beast show
“Stop eating plastic. I am trying to keep you alive and you are making that difficult”
- me to my cat almost daily
- me to my cat almost daily
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“Stop eating plastic. I am trying to keep you alive and you are making that difficult”
- me to my cat almost daily
- me to my cat almost daily
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From: The Demon (1972), dir. Kihachiro Kawamoto
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
From: The Demon (1972), dir. Kihachiro Kawamoto
Ever since I’ve seen Sinners, I just randomly yell
“SAMMIE”
I’ve started watching True Blood, I just start saying “Sookie” like how Bill says it
So now I’m just mumbling back at myself constantly
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie!”
“SAMMIEEEE”
“SAMMIE”
I’ve started watching True Blood, I just start saying “Sookie” like how Bill says it
So now I’m just mumbling back at myself constantly
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie!”
“SAMMIEEEE”
a close up of a man 's face with the hashtag #sinnersmovie visible
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October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ever since I’ve seen Sinners, I just randomly yell
“SAMMIE”
I’ve started watching True Blood, I just start saying “Sookie” like how Bill says it
So now I’m just mumbling back at myself constantly
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie!”
“SAMMIEEEE”
“SAMMIE”
I’ve started watching True Blood, I just start saying “Sookie” like how Bill says it
So now I’m just mumbling back at myself constantly
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie”
“Sammie”
“Sookie!”
“SAMMIEEEE”
Reposted by Amanda Lorian 🍉
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
I just read the plot of the book ‘It’ and I am sorry but WHAT
I’m glad not everything gets adapted to film because what the actual fuck
I’m glad not everything gets adapted to film because what the actual fuck
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I just read the plot of the book ‘It’ and I am sorry but WHAT
I’m glad not everything gets adapted to film because what the actual fuck
I’m glad not everything gets adapted to film because what the actual fuck
Taylor Swift’s album sucks because you need a soul to write lyrics & billionaires have no souls.
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Taylor Swift’s album sucks because you need a soul to write lyrics & billionaires have no souls.
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The way I squealed when I saw @jamieloftus.bsky.social walk out on Crowd Control!! 🤩
September 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The way I squealed when I saw @jamieloftus.bsky.social walk out on Crowd Control!! 🤩
I’m beginning to think Miley was wrong. I don’t think there’s a party in the US.
September 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m beginning to think Miley was wrong. I don’t think there’s a party in the US.
“Imagine wasting the one life you ever get on being a cunt.”
September 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Imagine wasting the one life you ever get on being a cunt.”
Reposted by Amanda Lorian 🍉
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I was planning to remake this with new information, but almost all of these routes are now dangerous dead ends
Here’s a nice simple guide to the US immigration process. Easy peasy
August 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I was planning to remake this with new information, but almost all of these routes are now dangerous dead ends
Lefty is something else.
August 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Lefty is something else.
Guy in line at Dutch Bros: I wanna invite you to my church
Me: I’m okay but thank you
Guy: it’s not a joke
Me: I’m okay but thank you
Guy: it’s not a joke
August 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Guy in line at Dutch Bros: I wanna invite you to my church
Me: I’m okay but thank you
Guy: it’s not a joke
Me: I’m okay but thank you
Guy: it’s not a joke
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Art by prolific German illustrator Alfred Kelsner
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Art by prolific German illustrator Alfred Kelsner
I swear my cats are trying to murder themselves today.
August 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I swear my cats are trying to murder themselves today.
I’m happy to report that the 9 year old I’m watching knows the Macarena dance
August 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m happy to report that the 9 year old I’m watching knows the Macarena dance
“Just a fucking minute Mallory” - Lady on the phone at Fred Meyer
August 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Just a fucking minute Mallory” - Lady on the phone at Fred Meyer
I hate how angry I feel at the world today.
August 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I hate how angry I feel at the world today.
Thanks @gamechangershow.bsky.social for making me cry 😩 beautiful episode guys!
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July 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Thanks @gamechangershow.bsky.social for making me cry 😩 beautiful episode guys!
OMG I WANT TO DIEEEE. I was sending my group chat photos of my leg because they’re fucked up right now and I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO ME BOSS.
July 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
OMG I WANT TO DIEEEE. I was sending my group chat photos of my leg because they’re fucked up right now and I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO ME BOSS.
Frankie Valli sings more than Justin Timberlake at this point.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Frankie Valli sings more than Justin Timberlake at this point.
“If we listened to women and girls we wouldn't need a[n Epstein] list. Just listen to them”
July 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“If we listened to women and girls we wouldn't need a[n Epstein] list. Just listen to them”