Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
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Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
· Feb 4
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if we’re Corn and we have met our Moriarity?
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if we’re Corn and we have met our Moriarity?
tfw the president is trying to do an insurrection (again) to keep us from finding out that he's a rapist (again)
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
tfw the president is trying to do an insurrection (again) to keep us from finding out that he's a rapist (again)
quiet piggy, we know you have no idea what "seditious" means
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
quiet piggy, we know you have no idea what "seditious" means
Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if you took A SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT FOR YOURSELF PLEASE GO ASK YOUR FATHER FOR A SNACK.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if you took A SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT FOR YOURSELF PLEASE GO ASK YOUR FATHER FOR A SNACK.
Interrupting your regularly-scheduled snark to say that if you are a survivor of SA, please take care of yourself on social media (and elsewhere) while these Epstein emails are being dumped. I can’t even imagine how triggering some of this stuff must be.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Interrupting your regularly-scheduled snark to say that if you are a survivor of SA, please take care of yourself on social media (and elsewhere) while these Epstein emails are being dumped. I can’t even imagine how triggering some of this stuff must be.
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if Gumbus is what Daphne Guinness thinks she is?
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if Gumbus is what Daphne Guinness thinks she is?
or--and stay with me here--we could have just believed the women
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
or--and stay with me here--we could have just believed the women
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if you’re a holidayderp?
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if you’re a holidayderp?
3 week old dead goldfish: HEY NOW
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
3 week old dead goldfish: HEY NOW
I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING
but what was the workplace wearing
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
but what was the workplace wearing
Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
the New York Times changed the headline of Douthat's stupid op/ed again and now it's just called LOOK WE HATE WOMEN OKAY
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the New York Times changed the headline of Douthat's stupid op/ed again and now it's just called LOOK WE HATE WOMEN OKAY
Good morning to everyone who-
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Good morning to everyone who-
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
it turns out that Americans don't really like having shit dumped on their heads
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
it turns out that Americans don't really like having shit dumped on their heads
maybe George W. Bush will come out of hiding now
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
maybe George W. Bush will come out of hiding now
the absolute fuckery of adding ANOTHER hour to 2025 whew
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the absolute fuckery of adding ANOTHER hour to 2025 whew
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@quinncy.bsky.social what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
@quinncy.bsky.social what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
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@amiberger.bsky.social Honestly, I’d watch these.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@amiberger.bsky.social Honestly, I’d watch these.
if you’re making it easier for someone to get an AR-15 and measles and harder to get food and healthcare you’re on the wrong fucking side
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
if you’re making it easier for someone to get an AR-15 and measles and harder to get food and healthcare you’re on the wrong fucking side
stop defending nazi tattoos challenge
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
stop defending nazi tattoos challenge
bunker and Argentina wait I’ve heard this one before
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
bunker and Argentina wait I’ve heard this one before