Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this?
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Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
· Feb 4
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
He shot her and then called her a fucking bitch and if he doesn't have DV in his history I will eat this phone I am typing on right now
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
He shot her and then called her a fucking bitch and if he doesn't have DV in his history I will eat this phone I am typing on right now
It is such absolute bullshit that in the midst of all this we still have to think about what to have for fucking dinner
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It is such absolute bullshit that in the midst of all this we still have to think about what to have for fucking dinner
*tapping Congress* Uh, is this thing on?
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
*tapping Congress* Uh, is this thing on?
Let me blow everyone’s mind for the holidays: this is the very cafe where my legendary portrait with Leroy was taken!
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Let me blow everyone’s mind for the holidays: this is the very cafe where my legendary portrait with Leroy was taken!
it’s almost as if we should have taken the whole grab ‘em by the p*ssy thing a bit more seriously
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
it’s almost as if we should have taken the whole grab ‘em by the p*ssy thing a bit more seriously
you meant “smeowboarding,” obviously
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
you meant “smeowboarding,” obviously
IF I WANTED A PLAYFUL SPLEEN I WOULD JUST DROP ACID LIKE A NORMAL PERSON QUINN
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
IF I WANTED A PLAYFUL SPLEEN I WOULD JUST DROP ACID LIKE A NORMAL PERSON QUINN
Volume matters more because Bubie’s hearing isn’t great
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Volume matters more because Bubie’s hearing isn’t great
OH MY GOD *crawls into corner, weeps quietly*
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
OH MY GOD *crawls into corner, weeps quietly*
actual Cat Mitzvah!
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
actual Cat Mitzvah!
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ JAZZ HANDS BUT NO THUMBS
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ JAZZ HANDS BUT NO THUMBS
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if we’re Corn and we have met our Moriarity?
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if we’re Corn and we have met our Moriarity?
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ SURVIVED REICHENBACH FALLS
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ SURVIVED REICHENBACH FALLS
tfw the president is trying to do an insurrection (again) to keep us from finding out that he's a rapist (again)
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
tfw the president is trying to do an insurrection (again) to keep us from finding out that he's a rapist (again)
quiet piggy, we know you have no idea what "seditious" means
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
quiet piggy, we know you have no idea what "seditious" means
OH MY GOD TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
OH MY GOD TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE
Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if you took A SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT FOR YOURSELF PLEASE GO ASK YOUR FATHER FOR A SNACK.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if you took A SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT FOR YOURSELF PLEASE GO ASK YOUR FATHER FOR A SNACK.
BREAKING NEWS MOM HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN A ASH OFF MY MARLBORO LITE NOW EVERYONE GET TO BED AND STAY THERE
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
BREAKING NEWS MOM HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN A ASH OFF MY MARLBORO LITE NOW EVERYONE GET TO BED AND STAY THERE
but Quinn what can it do when NOT full of soup is the question *breathes into paper bag*
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
but Quinn what can it do when NOT full of soup is the question *breathes into paper bag*
OKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE MURDERPAWS ARE ALSO CRAMPONS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
OKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE MURDERPAWS ARE ALSO CRAMPONS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
Interrupting your regularly-scheduled snark to say that if you are a survivor of SA, please take care of yourself on social media (and elsewhere) while these Epstein emails are being dumped. I can’t even imagine how triggering some of this stuff must be.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Interrupting your regularly-scheduled snark to say that if you are a survivor of SA, please take care of yourself on social media (and elsewhere) while these Epstein emails are being dumped. I can’t even imagine how triggering some of this stuff must be.
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if Gumbus is what Daphne Guinness thinks she is?
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if Gumbus is what Daphne Guinness thinks she is?