Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this?
Let me blow everyone’s mind for the holidays: this is the very cafe where my legendary portrait with Leroy was taken!
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Let me blow everyone’s mind for the holidays: this is the very cafe where my legendary portrait with Leroy was taken!
you meant “smeowboarding,” obviously
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
you meant “smeowboarding,” obviously
IF I WANTED A PLAYFUL SPLEEN I WOULD JUST DROP ACID LIKE A NORMAL PERSON QUINN
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
IF I WANTED A PLAYFUL SPLEEN I WOULD JUST DROP ACID LIKE A NORMAL PERSON QUINN
Volume matters more because Bubie’s hearing isn’t great
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Volume matters more because Bubie’s hearing isn’t great
OH MY GOD *crawls into corner, weeps quietly*
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
OH MY GOD *crawls into corner, weeps quietly*
actual Cat Mitzvah!
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
actual Cat Mitzvah!
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ JAZZ HANDS BUT NO THUMBS
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ JAZZ HANDS BUT NO THUMBS
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ SURVIVED REICHENBACH FALLS
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
HOW SMOL KITTEH HAZ SURVIVED REICHENBACH FALLS
OH MY GOD TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
OH MY GOD TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE
BREAKING NEWS MOM HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN A ASH OFF MY MARLBORO LITE NOW EVERYONE GET TO BED AND STAY THERE
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
BREAKING NEWS MOM HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN A ASH OFF MY MARLBORO LITE NOW EVERYONE GET TO BED AND STAY THERE
but Quinn what can it do when NOT full of soup is the question *breathes into paper bag*
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
but Quinn what can it do when NOT full of soup is the question *breathes into paper bag*
OKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE MURDERPAWS ARE ALSO CRAMPONS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
OKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE MURDERPAWS ARE ALSO CRAMPONS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL