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Ammonyte
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The Ammonyte abides.
A digital fossil in an un-wired world.
Interested in Science, History, Photography, Sport, Ales.
Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians.
IC #1335
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Don't suppose I have any Cambridge ancient history/archaeology aficionados who follow me here? I have made an odd discovery in the layout of the city and I need someone to tell me if its stupid.
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sorry to be the bearer of this news, but Christmas has been cancelled. Lidl have run out of mince pies.
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
<gif of Stuart Broad laughing like a drain>
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Is it summer yet?
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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If you hate Christmas music, David Byrne has the perfect playlist for you! boingboing.net/2025/12/17/i...
If you hate Christmas music, David Byrne has the perfect playlist for you!
If you hate Christmas music, David Byrne has the perfect playlist for you, "Christmas Music for People Who Hate Christmas Music."
boingboing.net
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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It is now theoretically possible to be the Man Who Shopped for a Liberty Valance.
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hope.
A 30" waist.
A sweet BMX with yellow wheels.
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Apropos of nothing at all
a man in a green shirt with the words very obviously he has gone insane below him
Alt: a man in a green shirt with the words very obviously he has gone insane below him
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A shit photo of a @shitlawns.bsky.social My neighbour spent the weekend astroturfing his garden
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dammit. I miss one We Have Ways livestream and they announce the dates for 6. I am bigoted.
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Seems like a good alternative to the current state of affairs
Invisible Invaders (1959)
TMDB score 50%

Aliens, contacting scientist Adam Penner, inform him that they have been on the moon for twenty thousand years, undetected due to their invisibility, and have now decided to annihilate humanity unless all the nations of earth surrender immediately.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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😂
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Absolutely fuming, as a twunt of a neighbour has just carpeted his garden in plastic grass.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Didn't realise you could get flights from Heathrow to Clacton.
Just arrived at the annual Quentin Crisp convention.
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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My new album is out now!

The album is called Big Sky

Please share, I am so grateful ❤️

Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/133YSy...

Apple Music - music.apple.com/us/album/big...

Deezer - www.deezer.com/us/album/868...

Youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3fw...

Linktree - linktr.ee/KarlReid
Big Sky
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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<chef's kiss>
I saw a clip of an old sitcom with a canned laugh track. That’s what generative AI feels like. Taking something vital & organic and making it hollow & mechanical. Here’s hoping AI’s fate will be the same as laugh tracks. A mocked relic of a time people accepted soulless absurdity for true emotion
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Seems plausible
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
www.the-race.com/formula-1/wh...
He hasn't made a good call since Verstappen, and has single-handedly fnucked the careers of too many promising drivers.
What's really behind Marko's sudden Red Bull exit
Helmut Marko will leave Red Bull at the end of 2025 - here's why and what it means
www.the-race.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just say "No".
I endorse this view…
just had my first sprouts of 2025 and can confirm: still shit
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Not sure about point 5.
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM