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your honor i was giganapmaxxing
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Bitcoin? More like Dipcoin
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I both deal in making bugs at work and monitoring bugs in my off time
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Was not aware of tmux's game, apparently you can have unlimited *simultaneous* live attaches of the same session. Or rather I guess it's based on how many shell sessions the OS can support. But really, so useful!
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Democrat Taylor Rehmet won a Texas state Senate election in a reliably Republican district that Trump won by 17 points in 2024
GOP STUNNED: Democrat Flips Reliably Republican Texas State Senate Seat
Democrat Taylor Rehmet won a special election in a Texas state Senate district that President Donald Trump won by 17 points in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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i dont wanna be at work i wanna have a lot of sex and take a ton of adderall and play dota 2
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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kinda feels like the mass brain damage from COVID is our generation's leaded gasoline
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Guess the training corpus:
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Memory Pressure: Yikes
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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everyone is evil except for me
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’m surprised that with all the macho protein muscle building ingredients & foodstuffs, they are putting protein into sodas! That they haven’t yet just taken straight egg yolks and sold it as a savory protein drink. Or frankly just whip the whole thing whites and all, homogenized “PRIMITIVE PROTEIN”
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
They’re going after Hmong people now? That won’t end well for anyone
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"

Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
What’s the state of Meshtastic/LoRA comms in the Minneapolis active region right now? Are people using encrypted chat rooms or DMs?
January 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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What if....
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It should be illegal for HBO to only release one episode of 'the pitt' at a time.
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
OK! I think most of the talks have been transcribed and posted so I'll breakdown some of the interesting and also annoying talks of 39C3 that I was able to see and also watch later. It's so hard to see them all, theres 3 huge halls and there is always something interesting happening but here it is:
January 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
A few more drives until I get to 300TB. Maybe 20 more drives, including a few spares.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Does the tar included with Mac OS really not support multithreading natively??? I had to download gnutar to see improvements with zstd. Seems like such an easy win. Maybe the parameters are really different or something?
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Fuck My Computer
YouTube video by Ninajirachi - Topic
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January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
block lists were and will always be problematic. Maybe we’ll figure it out on the next social media network.
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Maybe it was a bad idea giving the Venezuelan opposition party lady a Nobel peace price, huh? I think that’s what some guy called ‘manufacturing consent’. Before anyone thinks this was generated solely from trappings of power in DC.
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Venice, Italy
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM