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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 18h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 2h

Ukrainian power grid workers are actually superhuman btw

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 54m

God I wish I were a scumbag right now lol. There's literally never been a better opportunity in human history to get away with incredible financial fraud.

A tweet showing that somebody opened a trading account to short Bitcoin hours before Trump's tariffs and made a profit of $88 million dollars

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13h

once i was with my family at T.G.I Fridays eating a mud-themed dessert, because i was a little boy, and i start choking on a gummy worm, and this is like a day after school taught us the International Choking Signal, so i do that and for about 30 seconds my parents just went What? What is that. Stop

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 13h

Pacific Rim did exactly what it was intended to do. In terms of execution on the vision of the director and achieving what he wanted to achieve in the audience, Pacific Rim is, literally, a perfectly crafted film.

And the mecha and kaiju design was actually peak. Like, indisputably, top 10 GOATed.

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 15h

pacific rim is a really good movie and i'm tired of people pretending it isn't

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 14h

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 14h

This place fucking rules lol

shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 14h

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 14h

A mother and child had to knock on their neighbor's door and beg him to hide them from masked police coming to kidnap them and send them to a concentration camp.

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 19h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 15h

Jerk mushroom duxelles Jamaican lamb Wellington

Lil shaky dude with a Red Solo Cup and a gun just straight GOIN for it

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 15h

Bake Off: Holiday episode 2023 starts off with a Wellington signature bake

a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer

Alt: Antonio Bandaras leaning back from his computer in ecstasy

media.tenor.com

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · Jun 23

My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.

Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago

Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 20h

For the record I despise them both and I hope Greta Thunberg gets to conquer their homelands and salt their fields

Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 20h

3d6 psychic damage to hear Peter Fucking Thiel call Eliezer Fucking Yudkowsky the fucking antichrist

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 21h

The animated show is kinda that but ehn. Like 2/3rds of it is really good and then one part is silly.

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 23h

"It's time to submit your expense reports!"

are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 3d

Hey my ride is here

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 1d

Movie whips so uncompromisingly hard.

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 1d

This game actually does look sick tbh www.kickstarter.com/projects/fox...

The Frog Legions

A thematic hand-transfer drafting game for one to six players.

www.kickstarter.com

Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 1d

FROGS TOGETHER STRONG

Art of several frogs in battle armor with the words THE FROG LEGIONS

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/foxvalley/the-frog-legion

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 1d

It's mother fucking MOCHA SEASON

Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 1d

💅🏻Witchqueen of Angmar 💅🏻

#drawtober #sketchbook #lordoftherings #lotrfanart #nazgul #witchkingofangmar #mochathepumpkin

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 1d

the quotes proving once again that bluesky dot com is where the neurodivergents with procrastination issues hang out

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 2d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately you are cooked.

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Juris Doctor Dredd Esq. @optimusviktor.bsky.social · 1d

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 2d

screenshot from The Insider - Russell Crowe's Jeffrey Wigand seen from behind in a white collared shirt and gray wig, standing slightly off-center (on the right side of the frame) in his dark hotel room. caption for Pacino's Lowell Bergman (in voiceover) reads, "I'm running out of heroes, man"

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