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AndyB
@andyb1009.bsky.social
The World’s Worst Gamer.

Tell me about your favorite dinosaur.

I want gay married couples, to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns.
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New favorite video game moment:

Wolfenstein The New Order, NAZIs storm your base. Your ally J (implied to be Jimi Hendrix) plays his version of the 🇺🇸 National Anthem.
Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
ICE and DHS trying to enter my home without a warrant.
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
QTP with a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers 🤖
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
JD Vance definitely cheated on his wife. This is him trying to save the marriage by having another kid.
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I’m 100% still on my Diablo kick. Got back into D4 and decided to drop almost $100 on the current and future game expansions. I love the mindless violence of these games.
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The energy I bring to Bluesky.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Here’s my conspiracy theory:

Trump is putting people on ground in Minneapolis to stoke the fires and make peaceful protest turn violent. Then DHS and ICE have the excuse to use violence, which is what they wanted in the first place.
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I'm excited to bake my first homemade sourdough bread tonight. Spent the better part of the weekend feeding, stretching, letting it rise, and cold proofing it. It goes in the oven tonight, and the dough smells amazing 🤩
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January 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Mixing my protein powder and creatine into my morning coffee is a massive life hack. So much easier to make sure you consume it daily.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Finished Metroid Prime 4. It’s a good game, better than MP3, but not as good as MP1 or MP2.

I didn’t like the barren desert overworld, and the VIOLA bike was fun but got boring.

I enjoyed Samus teaming up with the Federation and the cooperative gameplay. I wish Nintendo would let her speak more.
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January 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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Good evening, Beth. Thank you for including me. I appreciate it so much!! I hope you have been having a wonderful day!
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Being a good Christian must be measured in deeds, not symbols.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I need someone to mod Batman: Arkham Knight and replace all the villains with ICE Agents. That way, I can beat the shit out of fascist/ racist as Batman.
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Four video games that changed my life.
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My former employer has now reported my old job 4 times since I resigned two years ago 😂.
#petty
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January 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I have a super early morning meeting, so I had to skip the gym. Now I already feel the guilt setting in.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
If you live in Louisiana check your voter registration. People on the Louisiana sub-Reddit are reporting they were automatically switched to the independent party after the state move to a closed primary system. You can use the Geaux Vote app to check.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The map markers in Metroid Prime 4 are a great quality of life improvement.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Post something beautiful to combat the awful.
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The silence from the NRA and other gun rights agencies right now is deafening. For years, they’ve said we need guns to protect ourselves from government overreach. Now that government agents are shooting and murdering innocent people in broad daylight, nothing but crickets.
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January 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
There is no amount of money ICE could pay me to join them. I need to sleep at night, and I couldn’t do that knowing I’d be working for kidnappers and murderers.
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM