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AndyB
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The World’s Worst Gamer.

Tell me about your favorite dinosaur.

I want gay married couples, to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns.
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New favorite video game moment:

Wolfenstein The New Order, NAZIs storm your base. Your ally J (implied to be Jimi Hendrix) plays his version of the 🇺🇸 National Anthem.
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January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Finished Metroid Prime 4. It’s a good game, better than MP3, but not as good as MP1 or MP2.

I didn’t like the barren desert overworld, and the VIOLA bike was fun but got boring.

I enjoyed Samus teaming up with the Federation and the cooperative gameplay. I wish Nintendo would let her speak more.
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January 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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Good evening, Beth. Thank you for including me. I appreciate it so much!! I hope you have been having a wonderful day!
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Being a good Christian must be measured in deeds, not symbols.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I need someone to mod Batman: Arkham Knight and replace all the villains with ICE Agents. That way, I can beat the shit out of fascist/ racist as Batman.
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Four video games that changed my life.
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My former employer has now reported my old job 4 times since I resigned two years ago 😂.
#petty
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January 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I have a super early morning meeting, so I had to skip the gym. Now I already feel the guilt setting in.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
If you live in Louisiana check your voter registration. People on the Louisiana sub-Reddit are reporting they were automatically switched to the independent party after the state move to a closed primary system. You can use the Geaux Vote app to check.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The map markers in Metroid Prime 4 are a great quality of life improvement.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Post something beautiful to combat the awful.
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The silence from the NRA and other gun rights agencies right now is deafening. For years, they’ve said we need guns to protect ourselves from government overreach. Now that government agents are shooting and murdering innocent people in broad daylight, nothing but crickets.
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January 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
There is no amount of money ICE could pay me to join them. I need to sleep at night, and I couldn’t do that knowing I’d be working for kidnappers and murderers.
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Recently, I’ve been on a Diablo Kick. Over the past week, I’ve purchased all four Diablo games and their expansions on Battle.net. Yesterday I spent the entire day playing Diablo 3.
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January 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
New Year, same cynical bitter me. 🤨
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
People are saying “if you start a movie at 10:30 on NYE then at midnight the main character will say something profound.

There ain’t no way I’m starting a movie at 10:30 PM, when I’ll be asleep by 9:30. At midnight I’ll hear the fireworks go off and then go back to sleep.
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The games I finished in 2025:

Switch
FF 1-2-3-5-6
Pikmin 1&2
Suikoden 1&2 Remaster
Donkey Kong Bananza
Silk Song

Xbox
Expedition 33
Doom Dark Ages

PS
Batman Arkham Asylum, City, & Knight
Dragon Age Veilguard
Ghost of Yotei
Uncharted Lost Legacy
RDR2

Started but not finished
AC Odyssey
Yakuza 0
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you see this, post a random fact about yourself.

When I was 2 years old, I got lost and my grandparents dogs found me and brought me back to their house.
If you see this, post a random fact about yourself

I had a literal flesh eating bacteria as a baby and almost lost both my feet.
If you see this, post a random fact about yourself

I FUCKING HATE CARROTS
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
For lunch, I went full Kirby on an order of onion rings.
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December 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Twenty years from now, people will still be enjoying Rob Reiner’s movies, and Charlie Kirk will be just another Rush Limbaugh—a petty, forgotten rage peddler
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Share a great female villain.
December 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m gonna start Morgoth Tools, Saruman Tree Cutting Services and Ungoliant Pest Control .
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
4 games that defined my 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM