Andy Bobrow
@andybobrow.bsky.social
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TV writer Community, Last Man on Earth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Malcolm in the Middle, Bless the Harts, currently Krapopolis on Fox Sundays. Inventor of having a nose hair trimmer in your car.
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In our defense, we just didn't expect every other team in the world to be so much better than us. #MSU #Sparty #michiganstate
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So you're saying there's a chance. #MSU #Sparty #MSUvUCLA
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I mean, Jonathan Smith is a decent guy. Maybe he waives the $30M buyout fee and we part as friends? #MSU #Sparty
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Never invade Chicago in the winter.
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Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.
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"You've got a meeting with Simon the Architect about infrastructure."

"Well, tell him to do a bunch more infrastructure. Wait, less! That should keep him busy..."

—Krapopolis S03 E02
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A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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andybobrow.bsky.social
For a second I thought this was that AI actress.
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She’s still out here ✌️
andybobrow.bsky.social
This is the same energy as Ben Shapiro saying there was an "implicit promise" when Obama got elected that we were "post racial." These guys are really upset that Black people aren't done talking about race. They thought the election of Obama would rid them of this pestering forever.
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Safe to say the thumbs up emoji is the greatest advancement in human efficiency of all time.
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That "Wood" song might be the strongest evidence we've seen of Taylor Swift being gay.
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Oh no, these things happen in threes! Someone check on Max Headroom!
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I know which brain I’m fuckin
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This is so silly. The person prompting her has to have the skill set of an entertainer. If so, that person is the asset. If not, this is just a composite photo of a bland pretty person.
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Oh no this is one of those cutesie names where the dad was Brian and the mom was Lynn, right?
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Stop equivocating! Own your power! Believe in yourself, Donald!
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I said excuse me now can we drop this?
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it puts the lotion on the skin and now can't open the vitamin
andybobrow.bsky.social
WAS THIS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG?