Don't want to jinx it, but my first day at the OBR seems to be going really well.

This is my flag.

You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.

Reform has lost 11 councillors and 2 MPs in a matter of months… and when I say ‘lost’ I mean, they’ve quit following rows, impropriety or inability to do their jobs.
So, if Brexit weren’t proof enough, then this barrelling shitshow should confirm forever that they should be nowhere near govt.

BBC news lead item is a story about Kim Kardashian- seriously?

Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk