andy
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Award winning hotelier and heir to the Forte hotel dynasty | Hull, obv | Gay and tired | he/him | 🏳️🌈
Paid the gay tax and bought Mighty Hoopla tickets
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Paid the gay tax and bought Mighty Hoopla tickets
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Conchita Wurst steps back from #Eurovision, the year 🇦🇹 is hosting again:
‘My connection to the ESC remains - as part of my history, not as the place for my next steps.’
The singer who dedicated her 2014 win to ‘everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom’ has left the contest behind.
‘My connection to the ESC remains - as part of my history, not as the place for my next steps.’
The singer who dedicated her 2014 win to ‘everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom’ has left the contest behind.
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Conchita Wurst steps back from #Eurovision, the year 🇦🇹 is hosting again:
‘My connection to the ESC remains - as part of my history, not as the place for my next steps.’
The singer who dedicated her 2014 win to ‘everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom’ has left the contest behind.
‘My connection to the ESC remains - as part of my history, not as the place for my next steps.’
The singer who dedicated her 2014 win to ‘everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom’ has left the contest behind.
I know things are bad but at least people don’t say ‘nom’ any more
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I know things are bad but at least people don’t say ‘nom’ any more
Booing the losers at Kings Cross queuing for the Harry Potter thing, as is customary
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Booing the losers at Kings Cross queuing for the Harry Potter thing, as is customary
Finally picked up @sachacoward.bsky.social by the decorative penises at the Southbank Centre
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Finally picked up @sachacoward.bsky.social by the decorative penises at the Southbank Centre
Why is Charlotte Church not on TV every week? I love her
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Why is Charlotte Church not on TV every week? I love her
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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I think Usher really deserves credit for using the word 'umpteen' in the lyrics to Burn.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I think Usher really deserves credit for using the word 'umpteen' in the lyrics to Burn.
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2023: leftists calling me"keith slugmer" is a hate crime
2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app
2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
2023: leftists calling me"keith slugmer" is a hate crime
2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app
2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app
Oh, what we almost had
The Dolly Rockers - North V South
YouTube video by FruitFame
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January 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Oh, what we almost had
9 tracks on the Robyn album. One was written as a scrapped follow up to Body Talk and one is a re-recording of a VERY good album track from 2002. So, she’s written less than one song a year since Honey. Leisurely Queen!
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
9 tracks on the Robyn album. One was written as a scrapped follow up to Body Talk and one is a re-recording of a VERY good album track from 2002. So, she’s written less than one song a year since Honey. Leisurely Queen!
What a song
40 years ago, on Tuesday, January 7, 1986, “West End girls” hit number one in the UK singles chart and stayed there for two weeks.
#PetText
#PetText
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
What a song
Jane McDonald travel docs are BACK and MORE IMPORTANTLY so are the music performances for absolutely no reason
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Jane McDonald travel docs are BACK and MORE IMPORTANTLY so are the music performances for absolutely no reason
Microsoft Authenticator is making me authenticate using Microsoft Authenticator so that I can log in to Microsoft Authenticator.
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Microsoft Authenticator is making me authenticate using Microsoft Authenticator so that I can log in to Microsoft Authenticator.
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Resuming our Poirot rewatch this evening. We’re on the penultimate episode so please alert Suchet’s doctor because I still feel directly responsible for Angela Lansbury dying the day after we watched the last Murder, She Wrote.
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Resuming our Poirot rewatch this evening. We’re on the penultimate episode so please alert Suchet’s doctor because I still feel directly responsible for Angela Lansbury dying the day after we watched the last Murder, She Wrote.
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Now it may be cruel, but judging by the replies I do think we need to build a Great Firewall to keep the Americans out of this app.
oh is the traitors back on tv? none of you have mentioned it??
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Now it may be cruel, but judging by the replies I do think we need to build a Great Firewall to keep the Americans out of this app.
HANG THE FUCK ON why was there no The Hit List Christmas special? @bbc explain!!!
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
HANG THE FUCK ON why was there no The Hit List Christmas special? @bbc explain!!!
Would quite like to stop living in interesting times now tbh.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Would quite like to stop living in interesting times now tbh.
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Trump could bomb the UK and this spineless cunt would refuse to condemn it
Keir Starmer is under fire for failing to condemn the United States for its 'illegal' bombing of Venezuela, with Zack Polanski claiming that Donald Trump believes he can act with impunity
Keir Starmer under fire for silence on US attack on Venezuela
www.thenational.scot
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Trump could bomb the UK and this spineless cunt would refuse to condemn it
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
The only music summary that ACTUALLY matters, Last.fm Playback. I played 37,545 tracks for a total of 96 days and 2 hours, which must make me very fucking annoying to live with.
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The only music summary that ACTUALLY matters, Last.fm Playback. I played 37,545 tracks for a total of 96 days and 2 hours, which must make me very fucking annoying to live with.