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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 1d

was real close to all three but I only got one BM 🙂‍↕️

Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · 1d

Cartoon network kids most likely grew up with depression but amazing sense of humor

Disney Kids have terrible main character syndrome and were most likely theatre kids who grew up to be obsessed with musicals

Nickelodeon Kids most likely got some type of arrest record and a more than 1 BM/BD

ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 1d

they are balling so hard

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 1d

TONI

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 1d

Who was your crush in Middle School?

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The Bean Goblin 👹 @oniwar.bsky.social · 1d

ngl buddy had the right idea. Forget ai let’s bring back photoshop and shit

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Velly @velvetrosecrush.bsky.social · 1d

No no no… wait… LET THAT MAN COOK.

He’s doing everything right.

He coulda easily used AI to produce those pictures but he didn’t. He used his elite photoshop skills.

I think… we should applaud him for his wonderful work.

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 1d

I can’t do the photoshop challenge, cuz imma really make it look like I was there

ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 1d

Sonic the Hedgehog music

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 1d

WHATS YOUR MATING CALL?

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 1d

wearing a shirt that says “Young Ex Wife” on a date with your spouse is fucking hilarious

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Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 1d

You don’t need anyone’s approval to do better. You can just do better.

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Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 1d

I don’t necessarily subscribe to the idea that we must all be nice and never say, “I told you so.”

If you were loud and wrong, you might get mocked, but oh well. Now that you know better, do better.

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Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 1d

You are always free to change your mind when you receive new information or hear compelling arguments.

However, people who were right the entire time might be assholes about it. That doesn’t mean you should revert to your original position. Just accept that and charge it to the game.

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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · 1d

big 3 in order

1) cartoon network
2)nickolodeon
3) disney

if you grew up with cartoon network as your main go to, then you probably grew up to have the best humor

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 2d

in college, I put together a my final presentation for a lighting course in the class before I had to present 50 minutes later.

I got an A. AI can suck my dick.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 2d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 2d

🤷🏾‍♂️😂

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 2d

she don’t know how to feel now that I rocked her world lmao

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 2d

if I was gon give her a sandwich, buns absolutely would’ve been involved!

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 2d

I didn’t serve this dish with the intentions of sandwich making. the bread was just a side.

she looked at me crazy when I started putting something together. she told me she would basically have a conniption if I ever served her a fried fish sandwich!

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ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 2d

it was a surprise attack

ANF @anfmyers.blacksky.app · 2d

I just gave her some swai, with some toasted white bread on the side. but when I started put the fish on the bread, with condiments, she started giving me the meanest side eye.

I will be looking to the local soul food joints in my area to supply us with a good cod or catfish or whiting