Thighclops
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I dont have many new SMs left in me but let’s see. 🥴
I bought the Big ASS calendar but where I was expecting to put it…it’s indeed too big. 😂
a south park cartoon says what incredible irony in the corner
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media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I bought the Big ASS calendar but where I was expecting to put it…it’s indeed too big. 😂
Dis the one.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dis the one.
Fun fact: the costume Designer didn’t know who/what a Dracula was so she used kimono influences and silk embroidery from her background to create Dracula’s wardrobe. She went on to design for The Cell and you can see the similarities in Jlo’s outfit and Dracula’s armor fit.
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fun fact: the costume Designer didn’t know who/what a Dracula was so she used kimono influences and silk embroidery from her background to create Dracula’s wardrobe. She went on to design for The Cell and you can see the similarities in Jlo’s outfit and Dracula’s armor fit.
I am bugging I totally missed lunch. I was like “damn I feel shitty” and then it hit me. 😒
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I am bugging I totally missed lunch. I was like “damn I feel shitty” and then it hit me. 😒
I can box and know how to find people. 😬
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I can box and know how to find people. 😬
It’s Charles Michael Davis’ birthday and I just 🫠 easily top five straight men I’d act crazy off of. His smile is *sigh*
a man in a suit and tie says that 's great
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December 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s Charles Michael Davis’ birthday and I just 🫠 easily top five straight men I’d act crazy off of. His smile is *sigh*
I’m on my way Wunmi 😩
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m on my way Wunmi 😩
She has experienced more consequences than who she was representing.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — US appeals court rules former Trump lawyer Alina Habba disqualified as New Jersey prosecutor.
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
She has experienced more consequences than who she was representing.
Wait Rupaul and Corey Booker are related 😭 that tickles me
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wait Rupaul and Corey Booker are related 😭 that tickles me
Okay the internet be bullying but they are calling Meghan Markle “Salmonella Sussex” because she was handling the Thanksgiving Turkey with her bare hands with rings on.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Okay the internet be bullying but they are calling Meghan Markle “Salmonella Sussex” because she was handling the Thanksgiving Turkey with her bare hands with rings on.
So I was just in my elevator and someone else was in there. I forgot they were in there and I said out loud “man I gotta pee” he goes “where did you plan on doing that?” I looked up and he gave me a longing look. Did I just run into a golden shower guy? 😭 he knows what floor I live on now.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So I was just in my elevator and someone else was in there. I forgot they were in there and I said out loud “man I gotta pee” he goes “where did you plan on doing that?” I looked up and he gave me a longing look. Did I just run into a golden shower guy? 😭 he knows what floor I live on now.
Honesty without kindness is just criticism.
Because the truth doesn’t HAVE to be brutal.
Get you a partner who knows how to kindly tell you things about yourself that are hard to hear, so that you can fully take it in and work on doing better
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Honesty without kindness is just criticism.
I always come back to this. The average take home pay in this country is $62k. So folks on Tik Tok are saying double that still wouldn’t be eligible to date.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I always come back to this. The average take home pay in this country is $62k. So folks on Tik Tok are saying double that still wouldn’t be eligible to date.
Breaking cycles are so difficult. I am so comfortable doing it the way I’ve always done it. Being consciously aware that way doesn’t serve me doesn’t really make it easier to not do it. Therapy sucks because I know better and to honor myself would be to respect my boundaries but ion wanna.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Breaking cycles are so difficult. I am so comfortable doing it the way I’ve always done it. Being consciously aware that way doesn’t serve me doesn’t really make it easier to not do it. Therapy sucks because I know better and to honor myself would be to respect my boundaries but ion wanna.
Dabadabado dabadabado frinfrinmishka nah let me not play I do enjoy “Iam the stripclub” 🤭
Name 5 Iggy songs, 🔫 pointing to your head
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dabadabado dabadabado frinfrinmishka nah let me not play I do enjoy “Iam the stripclub” 🤭
Let’s fly Bae 😩
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Let’s fly Bae 😩
The humor. Earlier this week I was at the barbershop and my phone went off. The ringtone is just some generic ringtone but literally the whole shop was clowning me. Someone asked if I worked for the Fire Department. Omg they had me rolling 😭 We will joke about anything.
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The humor. Earlier this week I was at the barbershop and my phone went off. The ringtone is just some generic ringtone but literally the whole shop was clowning me. Someone asked if I worked for the Fire Department. Omg they had me rolling 😭 We will joke about anything.
@epereza22.blacksky.app Espera, queria hacer una sesion de Accion de Gracias de nosotros en espanol, pero lo olvide.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@epereza22.blacksky.app Espera, queria hacer una sesion de Accion de Gracias de nosotros en espanol, pero lo olvide.
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Reminder TUDAY is the last day to eat leftovers. Don’t die eating leftovers on Monday through Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reminder TUDAY is the last day to eat leftovers. Don’t die eating leftovers on Monday through Friday.
Idk why this is their new thing. Fucking move! 🫠 I try not to get loud with them because I don’t want to to associate attention with being in front of the TV but bitch. 😒
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Idk why this is their new thing. Fucking move! 🫠 I try not to get loud with them because I don’t want to to associate attention with being in front of the TV but bitch. 😒
Me in about 30 mins 😮💨
I want grits eggs and bacon or sausage
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me in about 30 mins 😮💨
Umm a fascinating read but my goodness.
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Umm a fascinating read but my goodness.
I love an activity as a first date. You learn so much by observing. One of my best first dates we went grocery shopping. It was interesting and very revealing. He called tofu “two foe” and it was a wrap for me but I had a good time. 😂
I think a 1st date to an escape room is appropriate. I need to see what that brain do?!
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media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I love an activity as a first date. You learn so much by observing. One of my best first dates we went grocery shopping. It was interesting and very revealing. He called tofu “two foe” and it was a wrap for me but I had a good time. 😂
Again let’s be clear the Biden Admin let him in but the Trump admin gave him asylum.
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has halted all asylum decisions, the agency's director, Joseph Edlow, said on Friday.
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has halted all asylum decisions, agency director says
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has halted all asylum decisions, the agency's director, Joseph Edlow, said on Friday.
reut.rs
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Again let’s be clear the Biden Admin let him in but the Trump admin gave him asylum.
Wayment I never thought about this. What’s up with these restaurants NEVER having some Black Friday deal? Or Mother’s Day etc lissen I might hit the streets from some Black Friday jalapeno poppers 😂
No restaurants having a Black Friday deal?!
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wayment I never thought about this. What’s up with these restaurants NEVER having some Black Friday deal? Or Mother’s Day etc lissen I might hit the streets from some Black Friday jalapeno poppers 😂