Thighclops
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I dont have many new SMs left in me but let’s see. 🥴
This is my song. 🤭 I love how she sings so passionately about knocking these fellas down. Yes Ma’am 😂
The world’s too big to think so small
I’ve got room to love em all
They always answer when I call
So I’ve got room to love em all
I’ve got room to love em all
They always answer when I call
So I’ve got room to love em all
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This is my song. 🤭 I love how she sings so passionately about knocking these fellas down. Yes Ma’am 😂
Welp now I’m on that Stunt Queen Karamo’s side. Excuse me? 🫠
I just learned that the cast of queer eye played a prank on Karamo by calling the police on him during the show (i believe while they were filming in a sun down town).
Those white devils really hate Karamo.
Those white devils really hate Karamo.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Welp now I’m on that Stunt Queen Karamo’s side. Excuse me? 🫠
I forgot who said it but one of y’all got me back into making overnight oats. This shit fye a lil chia seed, oats, lil cinnamon, lil honey some fresh strawberries and bee pollen. Idk what bee pollen does but it tastes good. 😂
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I forgot who said it but one of y’all got me back into making overnight oats. This shit fye a lil chia seed, oats, lil cinnamon, lil honey some fresh strawberries and bee pollen. Idk what bee pollen does but it tastes good. 😂
Bringing some kombucha over to that boy. 😬
15. What’re you doing for Valentine’s Day ? 😍
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Bringing some kombucha over to that boy. 😬
Who is the one? 😭
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Who is the one? 😭
Oh no! 🤭
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Oh no! 🤭
Y’all help me. I’ve had two meals today a bowl of grapes and 3 kiwis and I’m like “when’s dinner?” 😭 I had to make up not eating snacks the other day I guess.
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January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Y’all help me. I’ve had two meals today a bowl of grapes and 3 kiwis and I’m like “when’s dinner?” 😭 I had to make up not eating snacks the other day I guess.
So how many questions should the press secretary get about how long has Trump been against the second amendment?
Trump: "You can't have guns...You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that."
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 PM
So how many questions should the press secretary get about how long has Trump been against the second amendment?
Hol dawn I gotta question. Would you rather live with roaches or a ghost? There is a wrong answer here. 🧐
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Hol dawn I gotta question. Would you rather live with roaches or a ghost? There is a wrong answer here. 🧐
It’s not but if you can vape I certainly can say fuck you forever to Emily that drew a picture playing hangman spelling out “Why is Angelo such a nigger.” in middle school.
"You shouldn't hold on to grudges it's not healthy"
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Shut the fuck up
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January 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It’s not but if you can vape I certainly can say fuck you forever to Emily that drew a picture playing hangman spelling out “Why is Angelo such a nigger.” in middle school.
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"Boundaries are the distance at which I can love you and me at the same time."
--- Prentis Hemphill
--- Prentis Hemphill
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January 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
"Boundaries are the distance at which I can love you and me at the same time."
--- Prentis Hemphill
--- Prentis Hemphill
When has the administration led with a careful hand? Oh maybe looking over the Epstein documents but beyond that when?
Ted Cruz: "If you're being told, this is a mom of three -- and she's not waving an ISIS flag or doesn't have a suicide vest -- escalating the rhetoric doesn't help, and it actually loses credibility. So I would encourage the administration to be more measured and recognize the tragedy."
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
When has the administration led with a careful hand? Oh maybe looking over the Epstein documents but beyond that when?
This was the other day at the vet. My son was pouring it on thick and got six treats out the vet. Six! I give him one a day. He got two shots but sir you know good and well we don’t operate like that.
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This was the other day at the vet. My son was pouring it on thick and got six treats out the vet. Six! I give him one a day. He got two shots but sir you know good and well we don’t operate like that.
I remember dating this guy for a month. He asked to hold my CC while he went to the bar. I knew then we were headed to done. I looked at him so confused. 🫨
I’m always taken aback hearing ppl say someone they’re dating asks for money!
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I remember dating this guy for a month. He asked to hold my CC while he went to the bar. I knew then we were headed to done. I looked at him so confused. 🫨
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Ugh having to give my son medicine is heartbreaking. He doesn’t like it at all. He’s basically saying “wtf dad?” We got four more days of this. Buckle up 🫠
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Ugh having to give my son medicine is heartbreaking. He doesn’t like it at all. He’s basically saying “wtf dad?” We got four more days of this. Buckle up 🫠
Bradoon is so nasty and low down. Not a liar though but nasty and low down.
Lisa Raye and Lauren London are both fine as hell with no talent and still winning and I love that. Give us nothing 😍
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Bradoon is so nasty and low down. Not a liar though but nasty and low down.
I had to pick up medicine for my son. The Lyft said he would wait. I told him they had to get the medicine from the back and it was gonna be longer than the 5mins. He said “okay, just tip me for my time.” I tip him and he canceled the ride. It wasn’t even 6 mins to when I got the medicine. 😒
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January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I had to pick up medicine for my son. The Lyft said he would wait. I told him they had to get the medicine from the back and it was gonna be longer than the 5mins. He said “okay, just tip me for my time.” I tip him and he canceled the ride. It wasn’t even 6 mins to when I got the medicine. 😒
Bradoon 😒
There was once a time where a college degree was a sign of intelligence. My pharmacist asked me if my name was spelled with 1 or 2 Os.
My name is Brandon 😑.
We won’t be here long yall.
My name is Brandon 😑.
We won’t be here long yall.
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Bradoon 😒
Idk personally imma make me a lil lunch, click this heater a lil higher and get naked…y’all be safe though.
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January 26, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Idk personally imma make me a lil lunch, click this heater a lil higher and get naked…y’all be safe though.
I have seen so many post of folks using dildos to reference the snow. Pictures, videos etc Please go get help!
More than two PRK dildos worth of snow outside 🥲
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I have seen so many post of folks using dildos to reference the snow. Pictures, videos etc Please go get help!
That part and a lot of is is linked to his lack of treatment. Is he taking his medication on a consistent basis? If this was idk 3 years down the road of consistent treatment and he said this than sure. This is just as we know it in between his cycles of mania.
sorry to the teddy bear suit man but some shit you simply can't undo with a full-page apology.
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
That part and a lot of is is linked to his lack of treatment. Is he taking his medication on a consistent basis? If this was idk 3 years down the road of consistent treatment and he said this than sure. This is just as we know it in between his cycles of mania.
I showed up to a friends house with vodka. At the end he offered it back because no one drank vodka. I looked his in fridge and he had ale. The next time I showed up I brought ale and the glee on his face. You show up with something to thank them for hosting but you may need adjust for the crowd.
If you go to a gathering at someone’s place and bring a bottle that’s unopened at end of the function, do you take it back when you leave??
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I showed up to a friends house with vodka. At the end he offered it back because no one drank vodka. I looked his in fridge and he had ale. The next time I showed up I brought ale and the glee on his face. You show up with something to thank them for hosting but you may need adjust for the crowd.
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good morning people…safe travels to those who have to go outside in this snowy weather.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM
good morning people…safe travels to those who have to go outside in this snowy weather.
Wait I don’t have any stormagedon food let alone snacks. 😩
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Wait I don’t have any stormagedon food let alone snacks. 😩