animal jayson ⭐️👁️
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Amateur games critic and rising star. I don’t use the like button, sorry. (he/him) https://www.youtube.com/@AnimalJayson https://www.twitch.tv/animaljayson https://backloggd.com/u/AnimalJayson/
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now am i gonna do it? no. im bad and it would take a lot of hard work. you can miss me with that. someone else should do all this difficult stuff for no benefit to themselves.
many things contributed to the perception that fighting games were impenetrable (a perception i fell into) for all those years, and part of it was "nobody fucking documented anything, they just knew it and would tell you if you asked, but nobody had thought to invent the Dustloop Wiki yet."
we need 1000 very good action game players to make Content-Friendly "WHATS up youtube, im here to tell YOU how to play ninja gaiden 2 on Master Ninja!!" video guides. this has taught everyone and their grandma how to play guilty gear and it can work again. please. please someone do this.
it’s been on my mind lately, how to do a better job framing these games as accessible and fun (because they are! they’re fun and i like them!) without scaring people away and calling every big they like slop for idiots. this is hard cause we really do not want to be polite to god of war (2018)
back in 2014 they were just stitching together 10,000 contextual animations and calling that a video game and you had to pay 60 bucks for it
unfortunately those can only make you worse
thats the thing right, he's also still an "anime is cringe and i only like The Good Ones" guy. he made that whole "why i like persona DESPITE it being a jrpg" video. i thought that type of guy went extinct in like 2015, how is he still like that????
among the craziest opinions yahtzee has stuck to over the years is "metal gear is cringe and the tonal shifts are bad, the game should be more serious." that was a normal opinion in like 2009 but he's the only person left on earth who hasn't budged on it since then.
okay thats an incredible bit, i do like that
the greatest proof that arts funding and english classes are important is the number of tech CEOs who read Neuromancer without understanding the concept of like, a plot device. or watched 2001 A Space Odyssey and thought it was literally about how a computer could become evil if it was smart enough.
tomorrow i will try to stream thi4f because i cope with playing mid by streaming it. and through suffering i will earn myself a treat (playing The Dark Mod).
i love Context Sensitive Animations and i want to see 1 billion of them
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im definitely gonna check out fan missions and darkmod soon, i can already feel the itch. im also realizing how much thief dna was definitely in amnesia the bunker, i really hope that new game frictional is teasing will be more like that, and not like, soma 2.
man this series is so lopsided, there's so much potential and sometimes it's reached but the rushed productions just completely crippled it. maybe they should do a new entry with a clean slate, one that sort of... reboots the franchise perhaps NOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
it is crazy that the plot of thief 3 and by extension the entire trilogy comes down to “im a witch and im evil”
they will probably add a “dedicated to tomonobu itagaki” credit at the end of ng4 and, while understandable, i think there is nothing the man would find more insulting.
rest in peace, itagaki. i’ll be eating an oatmeal cookie tonight in your honor.
hammer haunts are the most underutilized thing in this entire series and i swear to god i hope there are 500 fanmade missions which are based around hammer haunts to make up for that
noooo NOOOOOOOOOO THE HAMMER HAUNTS ARE SO MUCH LESS SPOOKY IN DEADLY SHADOWS CMON THEYRE LIKE MY FAVORITE THIEF THING
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"Why do people get upset with remakes? It's not like they replace the originals"

Capcom execs: We replaced the original games, why re-release them?