Or…..”Thank you for calling us back. Your car’s warranty has expired and our CRM has identified you as one of the people so smartly that they’ll buy the appropriate new stuff…”
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Or…..”Thank you for calling us back. Your car’s warranty has expired and our CRM has identified you as one of the people so smartly that they’ll buy the appropriate new stuff…”
XD
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
XD
It turns out a lot of sugar can keep you awake. Even if you want to sleep, it’s just not a thing.
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It turns out a lot of sugar can keep you awake. Even if you want to sleep, it’s just not a thing.
XD
Grammar nerd’s playlist:
Deaf Leopard
Lincoln Park
Limp Biscuit
You Aren’t I
Lead Zeppelin
The Beetles
The Monkeys
Gorillas
Corn
The Whom
Deaf Leopard
Lincoln Park
Limp Biscuit
You Aren’t I
Lead Zeppelin
The Beetles
The Monkeys
Gorillas
Corn
The Whom
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
XD
Doctor: “Explain to me again how the chalk ended up THERE?”
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Doctor: “Explain to me again how the chalk ended up THERE?”
Who would have thought Amazon’s stock price would be up this morning?
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who would have thought Amazon’s stock price would be up this morning?
Hell I’d settle for going back to video games I could own a copy of instead of the current “lease until we shutdown the authentication servers” model.
October 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hell I’d settle for going back to video games I could own a copy of instead of the current “lease until we shutdown the authentication servers” model.
For those of us who played horizon forbidden west, this hits on a very deep level.
Tech Bros building bunkers isn’t because they know something we don’t.
It’s because they are like Pharaohs. Their money disconnects them from humanity and they interpret that as being godlike. They think that if they build something strong enough, they can survive something universally human. Dying.
It’s because they are like Pharaohs. Their money disconnects them from humanity and they interpret that as being godlike. They think that if they build something strong enough, they can survive something universally human. Dying.
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
For those of us who played horizon forbidden west, this hits on a very deep level.
That feeling when you’re dyslexic and your feed is so full of politics today that you initially mistake a football reference for a SCOTUS opinion.
That line judge should be shot into the sun. There is no way that is forward progress
October 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That feeling when you’re dyslexic and your feed is so full of politics today that you initially mistake a football reference for a SCOTUS opinion.
Hashtag mood.
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hashtag mood.
Apparently some sysadmins prefer their Linux in-bread.
this is all you need to run linux 🐧 and the best thing is it will not spy on you or steal your private data to train someone else’s shity AI 🤖
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Apparently some sysadmins prefer their Linux in-bread.
Shout out to those of us who are old enough to remember the first Ted talk. It was most excellent, and the biggest detractor was all… Bogus
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Shout out to those of us who are old enough to remember the first Ted talk. It was most excellent, and the biggest detractor was all… Bogus
It’s illogical to me that people get so upset about quote posting here. Since this server lets folks not display reposting, the only way folks who do that will see something I want them to see if I quote post it. I am not going for likes. (Does anyone on this platform is actually make money off it?)
October 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s illogical to me that people get so upset about quote posting here. Since this server lets folks not display reposting, the only way folks who do that will see something I want them to see if I quote post it. I am not going for likes. (Does anyone on this platform is actually make money off it?)
Anybody that says Sony is the worst at the walled garden bull crap has never spent days of their lives trying to connect a PlayStation controller to Windows, only to give up an order a $50 Xbox controller and have it just natively work for everything on windows.
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Anybody that says Sony is the worst at the walled garden bull crap has never spent days of their lives trying to connect a PlayStation controller to Windows, only to give up an order a $50 Xbox controller and have it just natively work for everything on windows.
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Scam calls always spike in the fall. Remember, legitimate callers won't:
-Threaten to report you to law enforcement
-Get defensive about the call's legitimacy
-Hang up when you ask for a supervisor
-Ask for your SSN
If you EVER don't like the vibe, just bail. If it's real, they'll call back.
-Threaten to report you to law enforcement
-Get defensive about the call's legitimacy
-Hang up when you ask for a supervisor
-Ask for your SSN
If you EVER don't like the vibe, just bail. If it's real, they'll call back.
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Scam calls always spike in the fall. Remember, legitimate callers won't:
-Threaten to report you to law enforcement
-Get defensive about the call's legitimacy
-Hang up when you ask for a supervisor
-Ask for your SSN
If you EVER don't like the vibe, just bail. If it's real, they'll call back.
-Threaten to report you to law enforcement
-Get defensive about the call's legitimacy
-Hang up when you ask for a supervisor
-Ask for your SSN
If you EVER don't like the vibe, just bail. If it's real, they'll call back.
Yeah. For example, we can actually buy and own a copy rather than rent it until the authentication server gets shutdown.
I think a reason exists that so many video games we play these days were released between 2006 and 2016
October 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yeah. For example, we can actually buy and own a copy rather than rent it until the authentication server gets shutdown.
Half-shirt, full fab.
October 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Half-shirt, full fab.
It just occurred to me that we call certain time keeping devices a “watch” because they tell the time. Like an old night watchman.
October 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It just occurred to me that we call certain time keeping devices a “watch” because they tell the time. Like an old night watchman.
If you assume that 75 to 95% of outrage in social media is propaganda from a country that has an interest in you being outraged, you’re probably not that far off. Especially now that the US government has fired everybody who was a check and/or balance in that respect.
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you assume that 75 to 95% of outrage in social media is propaganda from a country that has an interest in you being outraged, you’re probably not that far off. Especially now that the US government has fired everybody who was a check and/or balance in that respect.
Normally, I hate being called into last-minute Friday afternoon meetings, but this time somebody found a way to give my department a few million dollars, so now I’m conflicted about any future afternoon meetings on Friday.
October 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normally, I hate being called into last-minute Friday afternoon meetings, but this time somebody found a way to give my department a few million dollars, so now I’m conflicted about any future afternoon meetings on Friday.
For $200…
Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
For $200…
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Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.
I have to think that a lot of memory foam mattresses wish they could forget.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I have to think that a lot of memory foam mattresses wish they could forget.