Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy
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I am a seven-hundred-year-old lizard named Carl
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Game plan ➡️ in-game execution
"Guys, remember shot fakes. They're going to jump at everything in the paint. Our eyes have to be up. If you can finish, dunk on their head. If it's not there, shot fake it and go through them..."
"Guys, remember shot fakes. They're going to jump at everything in the paint. Our eyes have to be up. If you can finish, dunk on their head. If it's not there, shot fake it and go through them..."
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Game plan ➡️ in-game execution
"Guys, remember shot fakes. They're going to jump at everything in the paint. Our eyes have to be up. If you can finish, dunk on their head. If it's not there, shot fake it and go through them..."
"Guys, remember shot fakes. They're going to jump at everything in the paint. Our eyes have to be up. If you can finish, dunk on their head. If it's not there, shot fake it and go through them..."
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After a wedgie in the USC-Michigan game, John Fanta claimed it was unverifiable whether that was the first of 2026, but wedgies are (or can be, at least) recorded in PBP now! That was the 94th of the season and fourth of 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
After a wedgie in the USC-Michigan game, John Fanta claimed it was unverifiable whether that was the first of 2026, but wedgies are (or can be, at least) recorded in PBP now! That was the 94th of the season and fourth of 2026.
There is no historical precedent for this, right?
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
There is no historical precedent for this, right?
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Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
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Good summary of Michigan’s season is a fine performance littered with mental errors everywhere as the staff wears Barstool hats and shirts that say JESUS WON. It’s over, finally.
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Good summary of Michigan’s season is a fine performance littered with mental errors everywhere as the staff wears Barstool hats and shirts that say JESUS WON. It’s over, finally.
Wink's going out like he came in: playing 3 DTs, ignoring WR screens, and calling the most easily picked up blitzes in football
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wink's going out like he came in: playing 3 DTs, ignoring WR screens, and calling the most easily picked up blitzes in football
Up 49 against Kenpom #62 at the under 12. I don't even know, man. We might have to dissolve the team for the safety of the country.
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Up 49 against Kenpom #62 at the under 12. I don't even know, man. We might have to dissolve the team for the safety of the country.
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They're getting real close to recreating The Troubles with pastries
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They're getting real close to recreating The Troubles with pastries
Yes, the Bad Ref needs a new name. Thinking of alternating between Randy and Jason
@mgoblog.bsky.social subplot of the hire: you realize you need to retire the “cmon Kyle!” bit
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yes, the Bad Ref needs a new name. Thinking of alternating between Randy and Jason
i deeply apologize to all who know what these words mean
He used to be in the Wolverine Liberation Army clone of Haloscan they created because MGoBoard had too many normies.
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i deeply apologize to all who know what these words mean
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Kyle Whittingham beat Michigan in Rich Rod’s debut and Jim Harbaugh’s debut, that’s a wild stat I’m stuck on
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Kyle Whittingham beat Michigan in Rich Rod’s debut and Jim Harbaugh’s debut, that’s a wild stat I’m stuck on
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What happens when he sees corn for the first time? Livestock?!
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What happens when he sees corn for the first time? Livestock?!
I don't care that Whittingham hasn't been outside of Utah. I've been to Utah. As long as the Utah guys get warned about Michigan beer ABVs, culture clash will be minimal.
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don't care that Whittingham hasn't been outside of Utah. I've been to Utah. As long as the Utah guys get warned about Michigan beer ABVs, culture clash will be minimal.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Confused, Scrooge stepped onto the ice. He looked around, wracking his brain but for nought. He turned to the spirit, who was idly twirling a broom.
"Sir, I have no memory of this place. Why have you brought me here?"
The phantom shrugged and replied "I just really like curling is all".
"Sir, I have no memory of this place. Why have you brought me here?"
The phantom shrugged and replied "I just really like curling is all".
i did not know the game of curling involved occult ritual
December 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Confused, Scrooge stepped onto the ice. He looked around, wracking his brain but for nought. He turned to the spirit, who was idly twirling a broom.
"Sir, I have no memory of this place. Why have you brought me here?"
The phantom shrugged and replied "I just really like curling is all".
"Sir, I have no memory of this place. Why have you brought me here?"
The phantom shrugged and replied "I just really like curling is all".
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and the chicago bears, who did NOT lose
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
and the chicago bears, who did NOT lose
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this is one of those internet things you cannot share with people irl
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
this is one of those internet things you cannot share with people irl
DeBoer was a much better coach when Alabama was down 17
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
DeBoer was a much better coach when Alabama was down 17
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as long as he leaves his offensive line coach in Alabama we're good
Just curious, is there a level of getting smoked that would make you leery of hiring Kalen?
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
as long as he leaves his offensive line coach in Alabama we're good
I know Oklahoma is giving it to DeBoer right now but just think about what he can do with Michigan's resources
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I know Oklahoma is giving it to DeBoer right now but just think about what he can do with Michigan's resources
boy I hope the guy I want to coach Michigan football loses by a billion tonight
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
boy I hope the guy I want to coach Michigan football loses by a billion tonight
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Luka: "Ball don't lie baby" 😂
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Luka: "Ball don't lie baby" 😂
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I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
lol after all that Kenpom cover
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
lol after all that Kenpom cover