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antigrinch.bsky.social
Comfort Cripes
@antigrinch.bsky.social
Ugly Dog, est 2019
Couch Musher
Queer
Neurodivergent
Seattle area
Chronically online
A genuine Debbie Downer
Professional wearer of the Wrong in the Chat Hat.
Fell asleep last night thinking of someone I briefly met this year. They moved here as a 19 year old. No plans. Someone I know offered them a lot of support. Then the young person disappeared from my orbit. Hope they are ok.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I suspect no, but do I know anyone who could take in a dog who doesn't like men (even as service workers), other dogs, cats or loud noises?? Dog scheduled to be pts soon
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I am not doing a special sale in my shop this weekend because everything is already at cost, I’m not able to ship until next week, and I didn’t make some of the extra stuff I intended. But cat toys and goat totes are available! Bookmarks! A couple of original paintings!

ko-fi.com/octopusgalle...
Visit OctopusGallery's Shop!
Pay what you can crafts and art. Lots of upcycling and creative reuse but mostly cat toys.
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
@koutavi.bsky.social it's basically your birthday over there.

I hope it's ... well, you've made it another year. Congrats on that.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Really great thread with super practical advice!
Okay, so you cannot avoid a Thanksgiving event, and it’s not entirely under your control. You’re home from college, you live with your parents, your spouse isn’t ready to process how awful their natal family is. It happens. THERE ARE STRATEGIES YOU CAN EMPLOY TO YOUR BENEFIT.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If anyone flies from SeaTac, I cannot recommend Spot Saver heavily enough.

Free, you make an appointment basically to go through security and cut the line. It's good.
It’s crazy to have SIX dedicated security lines at LaGuardia airport just for Clear & give them priority at the THREE general boarding lanes. This is a tax-payer funded airport that seems to be trying to force people to give their biometric info over to a private company or get squeezed & squeezed.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Some lady on QVC just gave a speech about how the Corelle plates are so durable you can drop them on the floor, and then when she did, it shattered! 😁
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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What do broke Clowns eat?
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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#dogsofbluesky i desperately need help to save pepper. i've limited interactions for hopefully obvious reasons, but my DMs are open. if you message to condemn what is already a heartbreaking situation, you will be blocked.

tl;dr pepper needs a new foster, or it's goodbye. in nyc but will transport.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Anyone got $25 for friend @tenda.bsky.social 's gender affirming meds? I'm sadly out of money but if you aren't they'd appreciate it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Hi #UglyDogs

I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.

We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.

@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.

discord.gg/sleddogdisco

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November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yes me
Let me try this again: there are people you adore who could use a little boost tonight. Good friends who need to be reminded. Remind them!
Tell someone something nice about them
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Opened Craigslist to look for branches for lizard cage.

First pets listing

"Christmas Puppies"

Closed Craigslist.
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
But also, PSA for my fellow seattleites brought to you by my neighbor whom I ran into panting who told me that he and his very large german shepherd were CHASED by COYOTES. Sir, your dog is the size of three coyotes. They wanted your dog treats. Running was the wrong call.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hi #UglyDogs

I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.

We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.

@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.

discord.gg/sleddogdisco

Join us?
Join the Brave Little Sled Dog Disco Discord Server!
Check out the Brave Little Sled Dog Disco community on Discord - hang out with 828 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My answer immediately pops into head too. It's a @itspetergabriel.bsky.social performance where he is on stage with some African singers and they are all dancing and laughing and jumping and it's just ... beautiful.
"please give us 30 seconds on a piece of art or music that fills you with joy" would be extremely insightful
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Who can make me a bracelet that says "sign my butt please" and get it to me before 12/9 in Seattle-ish

No reason

Will pay
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
@chucktingle.bsky.social my flight home and the jet ski secret airport blowjob
When I realized they have to get the jet ski home I was changed.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Who can make me a bracelet that says "sign my butt please" and get it to me before 12/9 in Seattle-ish

No reason

Will pay
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hi @conductress.bsky.social I am excited to do whatever 12/9.

Shall I bring flowers or a cat of mashed potatoes or some markers? Will you sign my *redacted*?
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Just got into an argument about how biologists "obviously didn't care about the whale" because "with unlimited money we could have saved it"

And folks, that's simply not reality.
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM