Comfort Cripes
@antigrinch.bsky.social
Ugly Dog, est 2019
Couch Musher
Queer
Neurodivergent
Seattle area
Chronically online
A genuine Debbie Downer
Professional wearer of the Wrong in the Chat Hat.
Everyone deserves their favorite soup
https://youtu.be/sIL3ex5h5Xs
Couch Musher
Queer
Neurodivergent
Seattle area
Chronically online
A genuine Debbie Downer
Professional wearer of the Wrong in the Chat Hat.
Everyone deserves their favorite soup
https://youtu.be/sIL3ex5h5Xs
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Thread. I really liked James Van Der Beek, but he supported RFK jr in the ‘24 election. His wife is a MAHA type health influencer. They moved to TX to a 36 acre ranch in 2020, and he’s worked steadily as an actor. He has two projects out this year. SAG insurance is very good.
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Thread. I really liked James Van Der Beek, but he supported RFK jr in the ‘24 election. His wife is a MAHA type health influencer. They moved to TX to a 36 acre ranch in 2020, and he’s worked steadily as an actor. He has two projects out this year. SAG insurance is very good.
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Shit Seatown doesn't even matter, are any of yall strong at Calculus and willing to spend some hours with me online?
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Shit Seatown doesn't even matter, are any of yall strong at Calculus and willing to spend some hours with me online?
Yes this. I have become very cognizant of "there is no question mark in this post". It is helpful for me to know if advice is asked for that way.
Unasked for advice in response to someone is criticism.
Etch this onto your souls.
Ask first.
Etch this onto your souls.
Ask first.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Yes this. I have become very cognizant of "there is no question mark in this post". It is helpful for me to know if advice is asked for that way.
Excited for kimchi fried rice topped with fried egg for breakfast
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Excited for kimchi fried rice topped with fried egg for breakfast
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Seattle Seahawks fan parade today
Seattle, Washington
Seattle, Washington
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Seattle Seahawks fan parade today
Seattle, Washington
Seattle, Washington
Hi if anyone is in possession of the "we will just take your word and yeet your uterus" doc list, I may need it soon. This whole begging for the med that shuts my ovaries down thing is freaking me out.
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Hi if anyone is in possession of the "we will just take your word and yeet your uterus" doc list, I may need it soon. This whole begging for the med that shuts my ovaries down thing is freaking me out.
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I have 2 short-term goals: Get rent paid, and get braced for an incoming emergency.
I'm all stocked up on shiny things, now just need to get them in front of people:
oishiny.etsy.com
Free international shipping (and US tariffs taken care of).
#DisabledArtist #Helpsky #💕💸
I'm all stocked up on shiny things, now just need to get them in front of people:
oishiny.etsy.com
Free international shipping (and US tariffs taken care of).
#DisabledArtist #Helpsky #💕💸
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I have 2 short-term goals: Get rent paid, and get braced for an incoming emergency.
I'm all stocked up on shiny things, now just need to get them in front of people:
oishiny.etsy.com
Free international shipping (and US tariffs taken care of).
#DisabledArtist #Helpsky #💕💸
I'm all stocked up on shiny things, now just need to get them in front of people:
oishiny.etsy.com
Free international shipping (and US tariffs taken care of).
#DisabledArtist #Helpsky #💕💸
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It is so good to see people celebrating something today. Joy is so important.
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It is so good to see people celebrating something today. Joy is so important.
Watching the lead up to the Seahawks parade on TV at work. There are people with "ICE Out" signs they are holding up every time the news guy turns his back.
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Watching the lead up to the Seahawks parade on TV at work. There are people with "ICE Out" signs they are holding up every time the news guy turns his back.
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Hey Bluesky, we're sharing joy through cheesecake!
Please set aside a few moments on Sunday, Feb 22 to enjoy a delicious dessert together.
It's all inclusive, so if you can't cheesecake, choose something else you love!
Let's #SpreadLove and #SpreadCheesecake together.
Please set aside a few moments on Sunday, Feb 22 to enjoy a delicious dessert together.
It's all inclusive, so if you can't cheesecake, choose something else you love!
Let's #SpreadLove and #SpreadCheesecake together.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Hey Bluesky, we're sharing joy through cheesecake!
Please set aside a few moments on Sunday, Feb 22 to enjoy a delicious dessert together.
It's all inclusive, so if you can't cheesecake, choose something else you love!
Let's #SpreadLove and #SpreadCheesecake together.
Please set aside a few moments on Sunday, Feb 22 to enjoy a delicious dessert together.
It's all inclusive, so if you can't cheesecake, choose something else you love!
Let's #SpreadLove and #SpreadCheesecake together.
@tonichelle.bsky.social I am so sad about Shower Daddy. You gonna take up his place?
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
@tonichelle.bsky.social I am so sad about Shower Daddy. You gonna take up his place?
Dammit Josh McNeal has withdrawn from Iditarod.
I was rooting so hard for Shower Daddy
I was rooting so hard for Shower Daddy
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Dammit Josh McNeal has withdrawn from Iditarod.
I was rooting so hard for Shower Daddy
I was rooting so hard for Shower Daddy
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I bet we could! www.gofundme.com/f/support-la...
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I bet we could! www.gofundme.com/f/support-la...
And also I bet we could financially support her!
Our friend Laura is getting read to head off to do an absolutely insane thing. She's going to ski the Iditarod trail for about 350 miles - Big Lake to McGrath. Having followed the adventure in 2024, I could not be more excited to follow along again. I even promise to keep panic to a minimum. 😂
ITI is soon and the final race prep is commencing! Before things get too hectic, I want to share some things that will be different about #ITIAlaska this year, compared to when I raced it two years ago 🧵
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
And also I bet we could financially support her!
Is there an #UglyDogs keychain or something I could buy? It feels like politics are dividing us more and more, I want a community signifier.
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Is there an #UglyDogs keychain or something I could buy? It feels like politics are dividing us more and more, I want a community signifier.
Timeline Cleanse
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Timeline Cleanse
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New foster Mabel says HI EVERYBODY
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
New foster Mabel says HI EVERYBODY
#Seattle @conductress.bsky.social etc Women's March
Generally from Cal Anderson to Seattle Center. I can't do that walk anymore but I can show up for the opening rally and transit to the end
Generally from Cal Anderson to Seattle Center. I can't do that walk anymore but I can show up for the opening rally and transit to the end
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
#Seattle @conductress.bsky.social etc Women's March
Generally from Cal Anderson to Seattle Center. I can't do that walk anymore but I can show up for the opening rally and transit to the end
Generally from Cal Anderson to Seattle Center. I can't do that walk anymore but I can show up for the opening rally and transit to the end
Yeah. I am feeling that.
"'Retail sales were flat in December, driven by soft spending on autos, home furnishings, appliances and clothing. These items were hard hit by tariffs in 2025 and consumers shifted their spending elsewhere.'"
– Heather Long, chief economist at Navy Federal Credit Union
– Heather Long, chief economist at Navy Federal Credit Union
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Yeah. I am feeling that.
I think it's time for a good cry.
I am very aware that my job is doing a lot of cost cutting. Like my pay got cut levels of aware.
My desk chair broke last week. We have this goofy high counter desk so we have to get drafting chairs.
I am very aware that my job is doing a lot of cost cutting. Like my pay got cut levels of aware.
My desk chair broke last week. We have this goofy high counter desk so we have to get drafting chairs.
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I think it's time for a good cry.
I am very aware that my job is doing a lot of cost cutting. Like my pay got cut levels of aware.
My desk chair broke last week. We have this goofy high counter desk so we have to get drafting chairs.
I am very aware that my job is doing a lot of cost cutting. Like my pay got cut levels of aware.
My desk chair broke last week. We have this goofy high counter desk so we have to get drafting chairs.
I don't think anyone who works or has worked retail in the past 5 years is even a little shocked. I'm not.
He pulled a gun while sitting in his mobility scooter like a real American
‘Are you scared now?’ 79-year-old Florida man pulls gun on Walmart worker, cops say
Police said Pascual Santana, born May 1946, had terrorized a female worker and hurled ‘derogatory names’ from the seat of his mobility scooter
www.independent.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I don't think anyone who works or has worked retail in the past 5 years is even a little shocked. I'm not.
Oh my gosh the stars yall. Look at this. Let the good brain chemicals out for a bit.
Here we go! The rings this week are showstoppers! Let's start with zircons!
12PM EST Friday on www.spellfiregifts.com
12PM EST Friday on www.spellfiregifts.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Oh my gosh the stars yall. Look at this. Let the good brain chemicals out for a bit.
I have a friend who works hands on with voting and I have zero doubt she would die to protect that right.
Poll workers and authorities are more than just a retired flock of people with nothing else to do. They generally believe in this to their bones.
Don't downplay that.
Poll workers and authorities are more than just a retired flock of people with nothing else to do. They generally believe in this to their bones.
Don't downplay that.
Correct. Also: which precincts in which municipalities of which states? What military units are you sending to each location? How many soldiers? What do they do when local law enforcement says "LOL fuck off" or the doors get locked to the vote counting rooms?
bsky.app/profile/nerd...
bsky.app/profile/nerd...
Ordering the military to seize ballots kind of seems like the sort of thing where seizing the ballots would not be the biggest issue.
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I have a friend who works hands on with voting and I have zero doubt she would die to protect that right.
Poll workers and authorities are more than just a retired flock of people with nothing else to do. They generally believe in this to their bones.
Don't downplay that.
Poll workers and authorities are more than just a retired flock of people with nothing else to do. They generally believe in this to their bones.
Don't downplay that.